But I Wanted Braaains!: A Skull Cake Gallery

Because there's no better way to celebrate something than with a bitchin' skull cake, this is a little gallery of bitchin' skull cakes. I've decided I want a giant one for my next birthday. Except I want it to be on fire. And I want the Rockettes to leap out of that shit and kick-line me right in the face. Every last one of them, right in the face. And you know what I'll do? Spit out my teeth and smile. Hardcore, HARDCORE!

Hit the jump for the rest.

More skull cakes [growingbelly]

Thanks to joseph, who likes a little a little vertebrae with his skull. Gross.

• Brains: They're What's For Dinner Dessert

  July 26, 2010

  Have you ever eaten brains? I have not. But one time I did find a dead opossum in the street by my house and broke a rake handle trying to crack its skull open. Then my mom yelled at me for playing with a dead animal. Oh yeah? Well I kept my gerbil in a coat pocket for a m... / Continue →
• That's No Moon, It's Dessert!: Deathstar Cookie

  July 7, 2010

  This is a giant cookie decorated to look like the Deathstar. Want to bake your own? Cool, here's what you do: 1) Make a big-ass ball of cookie dough and put it in the oven. 2) Poke it with a toothpick and lightly press it with a knife halfway through baking. 3) Pull it out of... / Continue →
• Cavities!: 'What Should I Eat?' Candy Chart

  March 13, 2010

  NOTE: Full-res version HERE. The latest in nutritional flow charts (after fast food, beer and breakfast cereal), comes the candy edition. Now I don't know about you, but when I'm hankering for something sweet, there's only one thing that does the trick: candy dots. Kidding, ... / Continue →