Oct 22 2009BSoD Belt Buckle: A Problem Has Been Detected And Your Pants Have Been Shut Down To Prevent Damage To Your Privates
This is a blue screen of death belt buckle. It costs $17 and is currently on back order until November because everybody wants one for Halloween so they can dress up as people with novelty belt buckles. Pfft, like that'll win the costume contest.
The Blue Screen of Death (also known as a stop error, BSoD, bluescreen, or Blue Screen of Doom) is a colloquialism used for the error screen displayed by some operating systems, most notably Microsoft Windows, after encountering a critical system error which can cause the system to shut down to prevent damage.
Let's just hope the wearer of this sexy geek belt has a bit more luck!
How can you tell if a geek belt is sexy or not? Because looking at this one I wouldn't have known. But now that I do I'm gonna wear like four around my head like karate headbands. Sweep the leg, GW!
Thanks to naas, who doesn't need a belt because boxers have elastic bands.
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Reader Comments
1. naas - October 22, 2009 2:33 PM
QUICK, reboot
2. catch22 - October 22, 2009 2:39 PM
...meh
3. Closet Nerd - October 22, 2009 2:40 PM
I think they have a little blue pill you can take to fix your system error in your pants.
4. Blastphemer - October 22, 2009 2:43 PM
This belt buckle gets the 3-finger salute....and a place in my closet.
5. STOMPY - October 22, 2009 3:03 PM
I know people, you are probably surprised I'm still standing after that hawsomely creative insult
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/10/for_your_internal_operating_sy.php#comment-159547
I'd tell all the girls that it has a different funny message on it and see if they wanted to read it...
6. Le Français - October 22, 2009 3:13 PM
Les commentaires sont encore plus drôles que l'article ...
[ Attention ce commentaire peut contenir des traces d'ironie ]
et oui, Monsieur Stompy votre humour manque un peu de finesse
7. Closet Nerd - October 22, 2009 3:14 PM
@5 That sounds like a come back Brick Tamlin (from Anchorman) would come up with.
8. Closet Nerd - October 22, 2009 3:20 PM
@6
Hey Frenchie,
Welcome to Geekologie... now speak English, or GTFO!!!!!
9. STOMPY - October 22, 2009 3:43 PM
damn, naas comes up with a good article and it only gets 8 comments before the next post... sorry man, good try...
10. JADE - October 22, 2009 3:43 PM
Don't want anything above my mans junk that says error in operating, or shut system down :(
11. Dishy Dishyington - October 22, 2009 4:09 PM
Microsoft Windows is like a crazy/sexy girlfriend. Always going down on you at the most inopportune times.
12. Closet Nerd - October 22, 2009 4:17 PM
@11 and that is bad how?
13. naas - October 22, 2009 4:20 PM
@9 oh that's alright STOMPY, you should see how many of em don't even make the cut
14. STOMPY - October 22, 2009 4:30 PM
@13
GW doesn't have any love for me, I can't even post without using an IP hider anymore... and he never posts my stuff no matter how much cooler than some twillight news he might find... Although I'm noticing much cooler posts of late...
http://img.moronail.net/img/1/7/1417.jpg
15. Blastphemer - October 22, 2009 4:37 PM
@11
Mtn Pew...shot from nose...all over keyboard/desk...can't...breathe...
I want THAT on a tshirt...maybe right below a BSOD. Funny stuff!
16. naas - October 22, 2009 4:38 PM
@14 I think he's out to spite you STOMPY, it must've been the mess you left in his bathroom when you made that life sized pikachu doll out of banana jello & tried wearing it over the predator mask. Not because of the mess of course, but for not wearing pants the whole night & what you did to that poor dog
17. stomper - October 22, 2009 5:02 PM
@16
damn. you see what i mean?
18. naas - October 22, 2009 5:33 PM
@17 nobody does, please do explain yourself
19. naas - October 22, 2009 5:38 PM
@17.....pikachu isn't gay but the teletubbies might be, sorry to disappoint you.
STOMPY was also beating strippers with a garden hose when the mess started SO AGAIN WHILE YOU THINK EVERYTHING HAS TO DO WITH BEING GAY you're wrong.
It's the repressed feelings you're holding inside. Stop lashing out at strangers & calling them gay(isn't even offensive)when it's really you that is locked inside that imaginary closet
20. naas - October 22, 2009 7:15 PM
@STOMPY I can't believe someone would think we're gay after doing shit like this http://www.kellerpickem.com/4chan/anchorman.gif all the time, pfft