Oct 15 2009Brass, Glass And Ass: A Steampunk Toilet
This is a picture of a highly questionable steampunk toilet. This is just the tank here, you have to actually watch the video after the jump to see the brass (painted) seat and shit (but not literally, the bowl's clean). Still, a cup holder, that's smart. Who knew those Victorians were such forward thinkers? BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T. I'm pretty confident they pissed in clay jugs or, worse, right out the window. Which, OMG, I'm relieving myself oldschool style! Haha -- sorry Mrs. Harding, but you should watch where you're walking!! Cute dog.
Hit the jump for a the video of the brass throne in action.
taking steampunk hilariously far: the steampunk urinal [technabob]
Thanks to pete, whose never peed on anything he didn't like.
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Reader Comments
1. Closet Nerd - October 15, 2009 1:32 PM
Who wants to play Steampunk Swords?
2. Richard McBeef - October 15, 2009 1:35 PM
Steampunk is ridiculously stupid. I would rather shit on this toliet than in it.
3. naas - October 15, 2009 1:37 PM
..missing a picture of steampunk poop
4. naas - October 15, 2009 1:37 PM
@1 I will play
@2 ...you know if you shit in the upper deck, it makes for a great party gag
5. mrrgl - October 15, 2009 1:41 PM
Hay guyz i put some dials and brass on something now its Steampunk BE MY FRIENDS
6. benson - October 15, 2009 1:48 PM
that sissy stream could not move one of my colossal turds.
7. Dan Halen - October 15, 2009 1:49 PM
@2 From the looks of the fill tube hanging over the seat I think that would be the likely result if you tried to sit on it and do your business. SteamChunk FAIL.
8. pewter - October 15, 2009 1:54 PM
who wants to sit their ass down on a brass toilet seat? they did have wood back then you know, maybe that would be a better candidate. lord knows i don't want my ballz touchin no ice cold brass seat whence i take a shiite.
9. naas - October 15, 2009 1:57 PM
@5 just because your facebrace is connected to your teeth with more wires than a tokyo radio tower doesn't mean you're steampunk - it means your ugly
10. Closet Nerd - October 15, 2009 2:04 PM
@4 I call that one an "Upper Decker"
It also works, but not as well, with urine.
Its great if a girl goes in after you, because the person after her will think SHE didn't flush!
11. Conspiracy - October 15, 2009 2:05 PM
As much as i love steampunk this has some problems. The spout that shoots the water looks like you would sit on it every time you you went to take a shit. I don't know WTF is up with the laser guiding system. Unless i could shit in my living room and it makes my crap float to the toilet.
@8 I think it is spray painted but i agree he could have made the dan thing wood and it would look nicer.
12. James - October 15, 2009 2:13 PM
Like the "steampunk table," I don't get this. In a steampunk world, steam-power and mechanics replaces or exceeds modern digital computing and propulsion. There is nothing in a modern toilet that would need to be replaced with dials and cranks and steampunky things in a steampunk setting - it would just be a porcelain toilet.
Steampunk aesthetics are only partly the outward appearance - a big part of it comes from the underlying form, and whether it makes any sense. This toilet is dumb.
13. Mark - October 15, 2009 2:46 PM
And may I add to all this intellect.
"my butt threw up poop"
that is all.
14. Cinema Obsessed - October 15, 2009 2:46 PM
Wow even a cupholder... suweeeeeettt!!
15. Mark - October 15, 2009 2:47 PM
also that flush would never move a foot long!
16. Andynan - October 15, 2009 2:51 PM
I'd like to steampuke in that thing.
17. naas - October 15, 2009 2:51 PM
not after the burrito special, definitely
18. Geekolojew - October 15, 2009 2:58 PM
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19. Closet Nerd - October 15, 2009 3:00 PM
@12 We are living in steampunk word, and your mom is a steampunk girl.
20. gizmoduck - October 15, 2009 3:12 PM
where did this so called steam punk originate from?
do tell
21. Richard McBeef - October 15, 2009 6:25 PM
@20 - Uranus
22. Jaded Icon - October 15, 2009 8:02 PM
@ 21
Is that next to Ursnatch?
23. Dan Halen - October 16, 2009 1:38 PM
@22 Uranus is Urtaint away from Ursnatch.
24. Flakattack9 - October 21, 2009 2:46 AM
It's only to be used as a urinal, duh. No sitting, no logs. Just aiming and pissing. If it's cold enough your warm urine will provide the steam, punk. Tesla made one just like this (he invented a laser, look it up), except his shot out a lightning bolt that shook off your last drops.