Oct 12 2009BEEP BOOP Arrrr!!: Transformer Pirate Shirts
These Piratron shirts come in Autopirate and Deceptipirate models and are perfect for showing your support for both high seas plundering AND vehicles that turn into talking robots at the same time. Each shirt will set you back a cool $20, and I recommend getting one of each just in case, well, I don't know why. Just do it. No I don't profit from these. But seriously, you can't have enough. Buy like thirty. Million. DO IT NOW!
Thanks to tim, who agrees that in the battle of pirates vs. robots, the ninjas will prevail.
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Reader Comments
1. Dirty-Shizno - October 12, 2009 3:06 PM
what's better than transformer pirates?... Transformer NINJA'S!!! WHA TAH!
2. naas - October 12, 2009 3:08 PM
@1 absolutely. Throw an angry velociraptor in the background, even better
3. 24-bit whore - October 12, 2009 3:10 PM
from across the room it looks a little like a pot leaf on my scre..... no wait, there is a pot leaf on the screen WTF
4. Jessica Barnes - October 12, 2009 3:11 PM
ooooo and add some zombies and you've got an epic t-shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. Dirty-Shizno - October 12, 2009 3:14 PM
so...robotic zombified ninja's with a velociraptor in the background...why not. maybe i will draw something like that. or do it on paint! paint makes life fun
6. Chuey "The Rock 'n' Roll" Midget - October 12, 2009 3:15 PM
Boring!
7. naas - October 12, 2009 3:17 PM
these shirts are stupid
8. naas - October 12, 2009 3:20 PM
@4 YESSS, even better
9. Ham Bone - October 12, 2009 3:34 PM
how about a zombie, transformer pirate, and a velociraptor howling at the moon ... i just wet myself
10. LSDiesel - October 12, 2009 3:35 PM
I also saw a pot leaf at first glance. Then I focused and saw what it actually was and thought that the pot leaf was way cooler.
11. Iris - October 12, 2009 3:39 PM
freaking sweet
they should add something to the back though
12. Stingray - October 12, 2009 5:34 PM
I thought GW didn't like robots- why is he so positive about these T-Shirts?
13. Iris - October 12, 2009 5:57 PM
@12 cuz they're not robots they're AUTObots
duuuh!
14. Annie - October 13, 2009 12:07 AM
I just noticed that the Autobot symbol looks very sad.
15. dede - October 13, 2009 3:14 AM
c'mon Shirt 20$ porto to switzerland 35$ makes 55 dollar to get this... no way :(
16. El Topo - October 13, 2009 4:12 AM
My god, don't give M. Bay any ideas.
17. Geekolojew - October 13, 2009 7:29 AM
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18. Jaded Icon - October 13, 2009 8:14 AM
FAIL!! But not Epic. They should have made one pirates and one ninjas. They lost their chance.