Oct 17 2009Almost Cute, Almost: A Robot In Love
This is a little video entitled 'Robot In Love' that features a little robot named Bit Beat putting the moves on his woman. I don't want to spoil it for you, but he sadly doesn't get destroyed by a powerful burning laser in the end. Just wait for the break-up, little robot, she'll get ya.
Thanks to Oscar, who has never fallen in love with a machine because automatic coffee makers don't count. What about self-cleaning litterboxes? I need a ruling.
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Reader Comments
1. Squidly - October 17, 2009 1:16 PM
Haha. Wait, what?
2. Lizzie - October 17, 2009 1:37 PM
awwwwwwwwwww :D
3. Me - October 17, 2009 1:49 PM
I would say Wshweet... except its really not... also im drunk ... OHPAH!
4. wameru - October 17, 2009 2:11 PM
cute! XD
5. rad to the power of power of me - October 17, 2009 2:16 PM
awwww NOT. are we as people not perverted enough that now we have to build horney robots! I can't wait till i have to photocopy something and find the bot sitting on the coppier acanning his nuts and bolt....gross
6. atheistgirl - October 17, 2009 2:18 PM
Men!
Human or robot their all the same.
7. shitzangiggle - October 17, 2009 3:04 PM
@5 Horny robots are a essential part of the office environment, where do you tink all the toner for your copy machine comes from.
haha
8. rad to the power of power of me - October 17, 2009 3:13 PM
@6 sorry but if we had female robots we all know they would just bleed all over the place and that would attract bares....pshhht
@7 Hiiiyo! kudos....gross but kudos but if i walked into a room where a robot was bangin away at a copy machine i'd be pissed.....unless he did something cool like give me the thumbs up or tell me to take a picture.....or gave me sloppy seconds
9. Richard McBeef - October 17, 2009 3:55 PM
Where are the firsttards?
10. Sega Saturn Help - October 17, 2009 4:26 PM
haha i'd like to see it pew pew her!
11. Closet Nerd - October 17, 2009 4:41 PM
@9 I was thinking the same thing. Don't jinx it.
12. asian sensation - October 17, 2009 5:23 PM
gay
as
aids
13. jq - October 17, 2009 5:32 PM
yeah not real footage of the robot, they probably had it walk around but its so easy to see they digitally smoothed the movements, movies and tv series do this all the time with animatronics and large puppets.
14. jaja - October 17, 2009 5:45 PM
That made me rofl. But seriously. This is fake.
15. Ciao - October 17, 2009 6:00 PM
that's cute.
she later on prints off a few hearts, and a few dirty pics of her circuits ;)
16. Heather - October 17, 2009 6:49 PM
So cute :3
17. ~☻,_∫∫ ∕∕-][ Ỵ ([¦¦ ([]) ][-¦¦ ☻~ - October 17, 2009 8:58 PM
its totally CG
18. ~☻,_∫∫ ∕∕-][ Ỵ ([¦¦ ([]) ][-¦¦ ☻~ - October 17, 2009 9:02 PM
well of course it is, real robots don't love
19. Fake - October 18, 2009 1:36 AM
Fake.
20. Matthew Chivers - October 18, 2009 9:31 AM
FIRST!!!!!!
hahahahahahahaha
21. Hawk - October 18, 2009 9:59 AM
Meh! As soon as I saw the copier to the left it was obvious as to how they were going to play it.
22. AtomicSquid - October 18, 2009 11:56 AM
That was pretty lame. VERY obvious.
23. Ocelot - October 18, 2009 2:50 PM
Man who knows what that thing'll do when it gets rejected! Take it out on the humans in the office, that's what! I sense pew pews in the future.
24. Geekolojew - October 19, 2009 8:15 AM
Must See!!!
http://alturl.com/obg7
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25. Jaded Icon - October 19, 2009 8:20 AM
Nice, I'll just sell the robot babies and I'll be rich! Rich!!