Sep 17 2009Zombie Shooting Targets Now Available
Tired of shooting at the same boring silhouettes when you're getting your gun on? Well why not prepare for the imminent zombie apocalypse and get your pew on at the same time with these zombie-themed shooting targets?
Full color Zombie Poster Targets. Designed for fun at the range or for your next league's Zombie Shoot. Features shaded scoring lines in both head & brain that cannot be seen at shooting distances.
Prices start at $1.50 a pop and decrease with quantity ordered. I just bought 1,000 so I could get them for $0.69 AND I DON'T EVEN OWN A GUN! Now lasers, lasers are a different story. You will never take them from me! I'm looking at you, future Amendment XXXII. Cold dead hands, just sayin'. *pew pew!*
Thanks to Patrick, who once beat a paper zombie target to death with a shovel. You know, for principle.
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Reader Comments
1. Kanye Westicles - September 17, 2009 10:36 AM
This is cool and all but I'M FIRST.
2. guido - September 17, 2009 10:38 AM
need more zombies
3. Jiakasuma - September 17, 2009 10:39 AM
meh...
4. Johnny B - September 17, 2009 10:41 AM
Where are the zombie 'firstard' shooting targets?
5. LSDiesel - September 17, 2009 10:45 AM
@4, I agree. I also think that anyone who makes any sort of Kanye related joke should be strung up by their testicles and beaten with large sticks.
I want 30 Roxie's please. And maybe a Jimmy. Nothing like going out back and shooting the Jimmy.
6. Mr. cow - September 17, 2009 10:46 AM
Moo
7. Pat - September 17, 2009 10:50 AM
@2 This is just the first series. Looks for more "characters" in series 2.
8. Blastphemer - September 17, 2009 10:51 AM
Yeah...but are they scratch & sniff???
9. Fade - September 17, 2009 10:54 AM
Gotta throw in some not zombies in the mix... You got to be able to distinguish between them!
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10. naas - September 17, 2009 10:58 AM
anything that has to do with killin zombies, DO LIKE
@1 - hooray, that means nobody can possibly score lower than you. I hope something like this http://www.sneeko.net/images/gifs1/floppyaccident.gif happens to you soon
11. Johnny B - September 17, 2009 11:04 AM
@5
What testicles?
If they support Kanye, then they don't have the balls to stand up (like a man) for what is right.
12. Jaded Icon - September 17, 2009 11:07 AM
Finally!! Somebody is finally recognizing the potential of zombie themed targets. Becky and Roxie are personal favorites.
13. naas - September 17, 2009 11:13 AM
I like Roxie the most, she 'parties'
14. lee.harless - September 17, 2009 11:13 AM
..good BOOMSTICK practice!!!!
15. John - September 17, 2009 11:27 AM
Good to know they recognize the threat of Nazi zombies in particular.
16. Ollie Williams - September 17, 2009 11:51 AM
Pew pew BRRAAIIINNNNSSS!
17. Mike - September 17, 2009 12:14 PM
I get it. Zombies are funny. Seriously though, can we find something new? Surely there's more to fear than robots and zombies.
18. Blastphemer - September 17, 2009 12:17 PM
How about robot zombies??? RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
...or maybe they just eat CPUs? hmmm...
19. naas - September 17, 2009 12:24 PM
@17 get out of here, seriously Just go
Have you been alseep to miss low budget ipod cases, floating mice, english video projections, flow charts, cycloptic sunglasses, bloody duck hunting, a one footed snake, dinosaur van 2000, another god damned planet, facebook fûckups, robber killing samurais, frozen nipples squirting booze, exploding watermelon, tertisheadz, fûcking a yodette AND toothpaste??
..because it's just been robots & zombie's lately and I'm getting bored too you twatwafflehouse
20. ham bone - September 17, 2009 12:30 PM
@18 HAHA
@17 what about giant robot mutant kitten zombies with mecha ... i just wet myself ... "boss i need a new chair .... yes again"
21. ciao - September 17, 2009 12:50 PM
I have a few more suggestions, see below:
* robots
* bills
* twilightards ...oh yeah, the posters also glitter
22. Dullard - September 17, 2009 1:26 PM
These are RACIST!
23. test - September 17, 2009 1:58 PM
test
24. mud - September 18, 2009 12:36 PM
GW, you are a TWAT! Zombie targets have been available for years. Also, you suck.
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