Sep 11 2009You Look Different: Is That You, R2?

This is definitely NOT the droid I'm looking for. Kidding -- come here you lovable little trashcan, you! Now hump my leg.
I've Got A Bad Feeling About This [pictureisunrelated]
Thanks to everyone who sent this in, next round at the cantina's on me. Psyche! I WILL SHOOT FIRST.
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Reader Comments
1. Mr. cow - September 11, 2009 11:50 AM
Moo
2. LSDiesel - September 11, 2009 11:51 AM
Epic Butthole fail.
3. naas - September 11, 2009 11:59 AM
This years 'star wars' themed gay pride parade wasn't as big a hit with the republic as anticipated
4. Jiakasuma - September 11, 2009 12:00 PM
Hope you guys enjoy my picture!!! ;D
5. Paul - September 11, 2009 12:00 PM
Obi-wan has a message for you!
6. LSDiesel - September 11, 2009 12:11 PM
@5, nice.
7. naas - September 11, 2009 12:14 PM
@4 no, it's a desecration of respectable droids everywhere. I bet C3P0 said the F word when he saw this, right before smashing a replica of the millennium falcon in rage
8. Johnny B - September 11, 2009 12:26 PM
"Hey! That's not my expansion slot!!!!"
9. pwall5000 - September 11, 2009 12:30 PM
@8 thats the opposite of what your mom said.
10. lee.harless - September 11, 2009 12:37 PM
Goatse Evolved
11. Wiked Styx - September 11, 2009 12:51 PM
The skids odometer shows 128,992 metres, but i think it might have gone round the clock. I once did a skid that went for two weeks.
12. JFreezy - September 11, 2009 12:55 PM
Isn't that the "port" where Luke told R2D2 to hide his lightsaber when they were on Jabba's barge? Oh God............................ what have I said.........
13. naas - September 11, 2009 12:55 PM
@9 Haha goatse...
14. ??????????????? - September 11, 2009 12:59 PM
I did not need to see this.....wow.....
15. Pat - September 11, 2009 1:32 PM
Well that meets my WTF quota for the day.
16. Fact Guy - September 11, 2009 1:36 PM
Here we go more FACTS ABOUT ROOOOBBBBBBOOOOOOTTTTSSSS!!!!!!
Elektro, the world’s first humanoid robot, debuted in 1939. Built by Westinghouse, the seven-foot-tall walking machine “spoke” more than 700 words. Elektro later appeared in the 1960 B movie Sex Kittens Go to College.
The first known case of robot homicide occurred in 1981, when a robotic arm crushed a Japanese Kawasaki factory worker.
Mini Me: Australian researchers are trying to build a micro robot that would mimic the swim stroke used by E. coli bacteria. It would be injected into a patient so it could take a biopsy from the inside.
I bet you all learned something. I will see you next time
-over and out
Fact Guy
17. Johnny B - September 11, 2009 1:40 PM
@9
I thought that was called a 'taco slot'?
18. Spikey DaPikey - September 11, 2009 1:50 PM
I did NOT need to see that ! Mind bleach please !!!
19. LSDiesel - September 11, 2009 1:54 PM
I wonder if he has oily farts?
Bahahahaha
20. GoSS Jerk now sterilized for your pleasure - September 11, 2009 2:05 PM
@ 9 & 19 Nice...
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21. GoSS Jerk now sterilized for your pleasure - September 11, 2009 2:07 PM
BTW, i'll have to take down my R2D2 poster, i cant sleep in the same room with it anymore, this pic has been laser scetched into my mind forever... FTW
22. Johnny B - September 11, 2009 2:34 PM
Since when does R2D2 have a balloon knot?
23. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - September 11, 2009 3:20 PM
BOOP BEEP BOOP POOP.
24. Blastphemer - September 11, 2009 4:03 PM
Where's a pack of jawas when you need one?
25. ciao - September 11, 2009 4:27 PM
R2D2'S gay cousin BRuND2 :P
26. hartwell37 - September 11, 2009 4:33 PM
These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.
27. Blastphemer - September 11, 2009 4:50 PM
26 FTW! Still laughing....
28. meeotch - September 11, 2009 4:56 PM
Nice ass-tromech
29. Jaded Icon - September 11, 2009 6:43 PM
I bet C3PO just got a robo-ner.
30. Robogeek - September 11, 2009 10:12 PM
FYI, this is from a freaky Japanese television comedy/variety show. (Vermilion Pleasure Night, maybe?) It was featured in the Alamo Drafthouse's Super Mecha Kucha Happy Fun Monkey Bash DX (Volume 4) showcase of freaky Japanese television stuff - which you can buy on DVD right here:
http://www.mondotees.com/pl/Super-Happy-Fun-Monkey-Bash-4/81
May the flatulence be with you.
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33. paul - September 12, 2009 12:18 AM
GOD PLEASE let this be the new Disney Star-Wars Weekend show!
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