Sep 14 2009Yes, Please!: Pew Pew Laser Cheeze

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Laser cheese is cheese that comes out of Captain Cheeseface's magical fingertips. According to this commercial, one finger shoots cheese chunks and the other a fine cheesy powder. Together they make pasteurized magic! OOOH OOOH, OVER HERE MR. CHEESE WHIZ -- shoot it right in my mouth! Yes, yes, now my eyes -- DO ME IN THE EYES! OMG -- OMG -- CHEEEEEEESEVISIOOOOOOON!


Youtube (from pictureisunrelated)

Thanks to chris and NumberOneSpatula, who once robbed a bank with cheese sticks. Pretty gutsy, guys. Also, delicious (pass the marinara).

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1. Bridgette - September 14, 2009 4:55 PM

AWESOME

2. Adam - September 14, 2009 4:56 PM

SECOND WOOOOOO

3. GoSS Jerk now sterilized for your pleasure - September 14, 2009 4:58 PM

i hate firewall

4. GLiTCH - September 14, 2009 4:59 PM

WTF just happened in this commercial???

Did I just get laid?!?

5. Poop - September 14, 2009 4:59 PM

i want 3

6. Fade - September 14, 2009 5:04 PM

Holy WTF Batman!

http://fade-to-extra.mybrute.com

7. Mr. cow - September 14, 2009 5:07 PM

Moo

8. naas - September 14, 2009 5:10 PM

@1 absolutely, that was great!!!!
@4 everyone did

9. sick to the power of me - September 14, 2009 5:12 PM

ha haha hahaha did anyone else get uncomfortable when watching the close up of his fingers and then replay the pew pews like 10 more times?

10. sick to the power of me - September 14, 2009 5:15 PM

I GOT IT!!! he is Powder Toast Man's arch enemy! Go PT man ..... or at least get together for some hot breakfast lovin and feed me....yes i would eat their children

11. Bath Captain - September 14, 2009 5:19 PM

This was just on

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12. Moose Knuckle - September 14, 2009 5:34 PM

Um... while sitting in the refridgerator, does he have erect cheese wedge dong?

13. sick to the power of me - September 14, 2009 5:42 PM

yes. yes he does

14. bendizle - September 14, 2009 5:43 PM

the video stopped playing at 16 seconds to load...it sounded like she was saying "Ohhh sh*t"

15. Aerialgreen - September 14, 2009 5:46 PM

@10: Yay! bukkake!

16. adams - September 14, 2009 5:49 PM

it's a magic video.

17. Tinkerballs - September 14, 2009 5:52 PM

this makes me want to bury myself alive.

18. dr.yosh - September 14, 2009 5:54 PM

actually, the guy is chizu seijin that mean "the man who come from the planet cheese" he is a fùcking alien.

19. NoseMeat - September 14, 2009 6:40 PM

Uh... thats not cheese anymore Mr GW sir........

20. Boost - September 14, 2009 6:50 PM

Of COURSE it had to be from Japan.


Japan and their WTF, I tell ya...

21. Ano - September 14, 2009 7:09 PM

And that would be the sequel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnUulabg6ZY

22. Apeman505 - September 14, 2009 7:43 PM

Rathergood.com took this and went a step further. http://www.rathergood.com/cheese

23. Apeman505 - September 14, 2009 7:46 PM

Oh, and there's a third one too, arguably the best one. :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja2ef8RuFck

24. Fact Guy - September 14, 2009 8:55 PM

FUN FACT

NAAS Would like the cheese from this guy's third leg.

25. SeekerCat - September 14, 2009 9:21 PM

I can't believe this. 25 comments and only ONE mention of Powdered Toast Man?

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27. Ren - September 14, 2009 11:00 PM

28th!! Ha! You stupid eeediot!!

28. Jiakasuma - September 15, 2009 12:51 AM

0.o

29. ciao - September 15, 2009 6:40 AM

I'm gonna have weird dreams from watching this....


good night folks!

30. Jaded Icon - September 15, 2009 7:26 AM

I gonna have to watch this at home.......what? Its because of the firewall.....don't give me that look!......NO! YOU'RE the pervert.

31. GoSS Jerk now sterilized for your pleasure - September 15, 2009 8:31 AM

@ 31, i thought the same thing yesterday, watch it at home... but i never got around to it

32. Pat - September 15, 2009 8:42 AM

Uh.....

33. Omnias - September 15, 2009 12:31 PM

WTF?

...... 5 stars

34. a dog - September 15, 2009 5:00 PM

Haha, I spent a few years in Japan. There are MORE of these cheese curry commercials. I can't remember the other ones except one of the jingles "CHEEZU CHEEZU CHEEZU CHEEZU..."

35. Geekogee - September 16, 2009 7:36 AM

Must See!!!

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36. C - September 16, 2009 7:50 PM

ummm, one's cheddar and the other is Parmesan cheese. I think that's the chunks and powder respectively...

37. Sarah - September 17, 2009 7:38 AM

Hmm... The things I'd do to a man in that cheese outfit.

38. Nike Air Max - September 20, 2009 10:03 AM

Nike Air Max

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