Sep 8 2009WTF Is Wrong With You?: Twlight Corn Maze

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT HATE TWILIGHT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT

eww, I have to admit the guy is pretty hot when he's out of character but god that movie's just gay.

lets see fotos of yeti in here!!! ;)

I read the title and was like "zelda rules" then I saw it was that half ass book.. Dammit, Meyers ruined twilight princess for me.

I would totally eat all of that corn cuz Edward is amazing. Yes, I'm a queer

lol how do you think i feel ^^^ that's my real name

I hate anything Twilight.

But I love corn.

I'm conflicted.

It's all a Mormon conspiracy! "Twilight" author Stephenie Meyer = Mormon. Utah = Predominantly Mormon. Vampires = Mormon.

Vagina = good :)
I has cam show atm ! :D

*high fives back* good one GW

OMG, I live in UT. this is just embarrassing!

although, I live in Southern Utah, and our big corn maze isn't near this gay... pretty close though.

Wash co. FTW!

WTF is that shape underneath the word "team"...?!

@HeyHey...it looks like he sprouted a claw and gonna eat that slug he's holding....

oh...and..ahem....*cough*....phhhttahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!
This is just horribaly wrong.

Fake!

This is so a photoshop job. Stop promoting this movie.

You'll find out in a few months that this farmer was paid big bucks to do this so they could earn some cash.

@12 It looks like a pumpkin, like a kids maze. If you look on the right the maze over there is alittle MORE difficult but not too overly. Then you have the flaming maze full of Twihards.

Utah is naturally the state that someone would do this in. I think they have the most closeted gays per capita.

I have to say, that is dedication.

TEAM F@GGOT

Let's just hope the twi-tards get lost in there forever...

Twilight is awesome.
Now where is GFS? I know him and 17 would love to tag team edward and drink his cup-o-man juice.

@14 you're not daisy so shut the fück up

@20 you're nobody and neither is daisy so BOTH you and daisy can stfu

This would be pretty cool to go through.

Seems to me you dont like how i said 14 wasnt daisy. But you dont oppose to having a tag team with GFS with Edward and drinking his cup-o-man juice, suck on your link douche.

@23, are you really that stupid? you just gave yourself away as a TOTAL f@g. WHO knows what the hell a GFS or an Edward is? G-A-Y.

and thanks for clicking on my 'link,' although you probably thought you accidently hit the 'back' button.

How stupid are you? point that little thing you call a pointer over someones name, it tells you what it is linked to.

Lay off the man juice and dog balls.

Twilight sucks..

Bless you, GW, for finally coming clean about your true Twilight orientation. My haiku prayer has been answered!

@ 26: don't be mad because you wanked it to this cornfield picture. even worse probably wasn't a personal low for you. nah, you're cool.

@26

I must have rocked that vag mighty hard. You're still crying about my massive pwnage sxilz. Pussy. Sandy pussy.

STOP POSTING TWILIGHT PLZ K THANKS BAI.
Seriously, this is getting ridiculous. The Twilight dildo was an interesting find, if only for the fact that I could torment my ex with it... But enough is enough. No real human being likes Twilight.

mine's the best cus it has one word and it said it all.

Twilight is so overrated. I'm so sick of hearing anything and everything about it. I would rather shoot myself in the foot than read a book. I have to agree with 31--NOBODY REALLY LIKES that garbage... People just want to be "cool" which apparently means losing all taste and liking something just cuz everyone else does... *sigh* American society bums me out sometimes

...looks like mother brain from metroid

Shit is gayer than me

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie NEver Back Down where MAx substituted his secret code for Baja's lyrics in a song contest. She won, and her dad got to play the drums.

i live in Utah, and you know i am going to this........but only for free corn

WOW GW YOU HAVE EXACTLY 3 MINUTES TO POST TEH RESULTS

I agree. Time's up GW. Unless you're with a triceratops. In that case, well, nice catch big guy.

Oh thank god, Daisy's here.

I almost thought I died and went to Mormon Heaven.

i believe htat on hte bottom right hand corner is a mini maze of the mariokart course on ds i think its peaches garden or something it looks like hte very one someone play the game to make sure

well GW, you sir have lied, I still have no balls and it is past last night

Moo

Yeah.....pretty sure this farmer got paid to do this. No other reason a red blooded American would destroy a field of his crops for Twilight. Most likely this guy has never even heard of the Twilight movie. Two reasons: 1. He lives in Utah. 2. He is a farmer.........Case made....and score.

*High five* Yessss...

This is a bit much...

http://www.comixed.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/twilight-stinky-vag-4chan.jpg

You blew it all up
Get your filthy hands off me
You damn dirty ape

I have reason to belive we've all been lied too about the results ; . ;

shibby

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WTF GW!? I send you the world's largest bottle of whisky tip and you post THIS. What is wrong with you? Whisky>Twilight any day of the week, even Sundays. Stop giving into the Twilight propaganda, it won't get you laid...whisky, however, will.

Wow... that must have taken forever... and with very little payoff.. because if you pay to walk around the maze, it's not like you're gonna see Jacob's face. Although the tween girls who go mental over this stuff probably would... "OMG we're in Jacob's FACE!"

Wow...TWO of my pet peeves in the same post - Subsidized corn "industry" (go ahead, look into it...it is killing us slowly), AND anything Twilight (chick romance novels where a few of the characters happen to have fangs - there ARE good vampire novels out there folks...why, oh why have we made this drivel a franchise???).

Very ouch, baby. Not a great way to start off the morning.

Next please.

I do agree with @54 GW, strong points have been stated

aww...i like twilight. I don't think it's garbage. I'll agree that a lot of it is totally cheesy, and having all those teenage girls act crazy about it is pretty f'in annoying. But on the hole (teehee) it's not sooooo bad.

@ Twilight = Bathcaptain= daisy wanabees= supra shoes = jordan 6 rings...
Non should be on this site.

@ 58, get lost

@46

have you never seen a corn maze before? I'm pretty sure this isn't something we only do in UT.

they make the corn maze, and than charge people to walk through it, trust me, they make TONS of money off them, and it really isn't all that bad, it can be pretty fun.

especially if you go a couple days before, and a couple days after Halloween, they have people with chainsaws, and in masks chasing you around...

its kinda lame, but its fun.

plus in this one, you can be standing in Jacob's nostril!

I didn't see that Team Jacob thing in the bottom, and tried to guess who it was before reading the captions... I thought it was Captain Kirk from the latest Start Trek film :-/ fail at recognition?

@60 you get lost

@ 63 go get lost with your gay chickflick you twihardtwitard

Every time i see that guys face i cant help thinking, hey its Sharkboy

All hope for humanity... Lost!

@46: You said "He is from Utah." Need I remind you that the author of Twilight (her name isn't important enough to remember) is mormon. To my knowlegde a large part of the mormon population lives in Utah. Did nobody else see this connection?

BURN IT!!! BURN IT NOW!!!!

@ 61

Lizzie!!! I live in the f*cking midwest. I of course have seen corn mazes before. We practically live in them here. What I had said was why "would (he)destroy a field of his crops for Twilight". For money: yes, for Twilight: no.

@ 67

Thanks for reminding me, I don't think I have EVER heard of that connection before......................certainly not on this comment page.

@64....whatever dude. you're a d-bag

would look much better, no? (;

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BURN IT! BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@74 I'll help :D

God. Damnit. I've been trying to let all of you ignorant illiterate cock knobblers get away with trashing a book you've never read for months. I can't. Here's reality, if you've read it and dislike it, fine. If you haven't read it, and are simply trashing it because that's the "cool" thing to do - you are an idiot. 33 - I'm talking to you, hypocrite.

Ugh. More Twilight. Although, I /am/ going to see the movie when it comes out. Just to ruin it for the twitards.

Here are the stats:

4,231 Twitards
359,736,847 Smart People Who Despise Gay Vampires

I think when this movie comes out, I'm going to walk in the theater and yell 'FAIL'.

Edward scissor-penis

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