Sep 8 2009Woops: Cops Called For Halo Sniper Rifle

First, hehe

How the heck does that look like an AK-47 seriously?
Good to know people are fulfiling their civic duty though

I guess it's like the morons that say "I saw a big plane crash!" 'oh really? what kind? "Uhh.. a 747!" because it sounds right.
Cause that doesn't look like an AK-47 at all.. and I like to think people *are* that stupid, cause its funny!

also awesome

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thats a pretty epic AK-47

hahaha am i the only one who caught the fact that it was at approximately 4:20 pm? he was stoned and scared on his way to the farmers market..

4:20 ha.

i wonder if its a real lil guy or just a huge gun also ha ha 4:20

Is that Stephen Totilo (MTV's Multiplayer and Kotaku guy) holding the gun?

OMG OMG OMG!!!! GW WHERE ARE THE WINNING POEMS!!!!!

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Notice how they called 911 at 4:20?

There's a connection, folks.

Yeah, no wonder the police were called. Look how dangerous this guy looks. Why at any moment, the shit could hit the fan, and we would all be at the mercy of this very meek-looking terrorist.

Hi Shishka.

So this just HAPPENS to be right before the new release of the game? nice try Halo. way to plant the article on the internet, and way to fall for it Geekologie.
Fake story. never happened.

My gun is bigger.

@13 It's always the quiet, unsuspecting ones. :)

at 4:20? coincidence?

So you americans have the right to bear arms, but when you exercise that right, you're surronded by cops? Make up your minds, will ya!

Nice to know that a couple hundred people probably saw the same thing and nobody else thought anything of it.

Moo

I did not realize it was illegal to carry a gun down the street. Oh, thats right, this happened in super liberal Washington state. My mistake. What a bunch of fags.

wake up and stop all this killing

there's no need to be angry anymore

All pithy witticisms aside, I WANT THAT NOW!!!

Imagining the look on the pizza guy's face the next time I answer the door wearing nothing but my HGTTG "Don't Panic" houserobe, Hello Kitty fuzzy slippers, and holding that GIGANTIC make 'em shit their drawers button!!!! Oh, HELLLLLLS YES! Would be even better if I could pull off the whole Hunter S. Thompson act...

Yes siree...I'll take 3 heapin' helpins of this hot load of awesomeness please!?!?!!!

In the Netherlands the police confiscated 4 toy guns from star-wars troopers, dutch news http://www.telegraaf.nl/binnenland/4777344/__Speelgoed-wapens_in_beslag_genomen__.html?p=26,2
And damn right they are before you know it they build a "fake" death star.

This has got to be the funniest post ever...

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@ 19

This isn't Uganda. Although we reserve the right to bear arms we don't carry AK-47s down the street firing them in the air........although, that would be pretty bad*ss.....

does anyone else think he looks like the guy from waterboy?

some people are retarded

So they want them to transport it more "discretely," as in "in a bunch of separate pieces," as opposed to "discreetly," as in "less fǜcking obvious." Another tell-tale sign that this report was written by someone in Bungie's programming department.

NOW, WHERE THE HELL IS GFS AND THUMPER?!

@31 GFS is too damn stupid to use a proxy to get around his company's firewall. As for Thumper, he got tore up last night off of too much cup-o-man juice.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie NEver BAck Down where MAx and his partner were providing sniper support for some troops in Africa. There were manyu more opposition troops than expected, and after MAx got the people on his side away safely, he and his spotter were cut off. After the spotter was killed Max lost respect for the government.

@28 Jaded Icon: So you have the right to bear arms, as long as you don't... bear arms?

@31

I've been reduced to a lurker. There is no proxy to get around shit at work. They block all proxy sites. By all, I mean they even block Google's cache pages. Bing's too.

@32

You haven't died yet? Have you at least started trying to make witty posts?

I would've just pistol-whipped the guy in the back of the head...

dead... DONE!

I used to grow an ak47/northern lights hybrid. And I lived Washington, weird...

@19 Tell that to the relatives and survivors of columbine, virginia tech and springfield, not to mention all the other victims of workplace violence.

@ 34

First you need permits to own guns. If you have a felony then you can't. If you want to carry your guns discreetly (in your brief case, on your person, sometimes even your car) you would also need an additional permit. Although, each state has their own laws about carrying guns, so it may vary. I have the right to buy them as long as I am responsible enough to get training and permits so I don't accidentally blow my own head off or someone elses.

So long story short, we can own them, carry them and use them as long as it is in a responsible manner.

@37 -- If the people at VA tech would have not had their rights unlawfully stripped from them, an individual may have been able to stop the gunman in self defense. Or even better the gunman would not have acted act all due to the fact that he would have been unaware who was carrying a gun for self defense. But in this case he knew that NO ONE was going to be able to stop him since guns are banned on campus.

@40 -- You do NOT need a permit to own a gun, unless your locality has passed an unconstitutional law that has not yet been challenged in a court of law.

Most states require you to apply for a permit that they cannot deny unless you have a criminal background to carry concealed. Many states still allow open carry which is a right given in the bill of rights.

LOL I bet this dude pulls a TON of ass................ not.

haha that guy must have just put down the bong and went "SHIT that guys got a gun!!"

420!

@ 41

Let me revisit that statement. Each STATE has its own mandate when it comes to gun control. Which is why it is easier to buy, sell, and own guns depending on what state you live in. States such as California, Illinois and Minnesota (where I live), require a permit to purchase a gun. As I have stated earlier. So, I myself am a little confused when you call me out for being wrong and then repeat almost exactly what I have already said.

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Thanks for posting, I really enjoyed your most recent post. I think you should post more often, you obviously have natural ability for blogging!

I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH ME THERE!

Kinda makes you wonder if anybody at Bungie has even SEEN a real sniper rifle. They should go back to that Marathon-style alien whiz-bang sh!t and stop designing weapons so totally impractical that not even fictional characters would agree to use them.

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