Sep 25 2009Whee!: Beer Blaster Shoots Beer, Soda
The Beer Blaster is a $23 beer/soda pistol available from ThinkGeek that punctures a shaken can and uses the carbonation to blast your enemies with sticky sodie (or a friend's open's mouth with delicious beer) from up to 10 feet. Also, who would have thought that Harry Potter would turn from a life of magic to a life of contributing to the delinquency of minors on the playground? Didn't see that one coming! Or did I? I totally did.
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Thanks to Ste, who once shot himself in the face with a keg and was the life of the party. But did you wear a lampshade and piss in the stove?
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Reader Comments
1. ShadeXero - September 25, 2009 5:02 PM
First. That dude does look like HP
2. finfan - September 25, 2009 5:06 PM
Should he really be drinking alchohol? I mean doesn't he have a paper to write, and find out a way to get a date before he becomes old and turns into a pedobear?! Besides his glasses are totally Cliche, LAME!
3. Calabasa209 - September 25, 2009 5:08 PM
i like his utility belt ROR
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/7/4/633507747147468646-raff-out-roud.jpg
4. xxii - September 25, 2009 5:11 PM
You can shoot me with that!
5. LSDiesel - September 25, 2009 5:14 PM
Hokey wine coolers and ancient liquors are no match for a beer blaster at your side, kid.
6. Mr. pig - September 25, 2009 5:18 PM
Oink
7. Brittney - September 25, 2009 5:32 PM
AWESOME! I want it! :) Imagine Creaming Soda coming out of that! ... Heavenly
*blissfulness*
8. OmniSpyder - September 25, 2009 5:35 PM
We have been filling water guns with booze for years,,,,
You can go around big partys (Burning Man) and ask people if they would like a shot........
9. Vanessa - September 25, 2009 6:01 PM
That image should say: "If Harry Potter never went to Hogwarts..."
10. Taylored - September 25, 2009 6:14 PM
I am not an accountant, but those guys are going to make billions.
11. Mr. cow - September 25, 2009 6:22 PM
Moo
12. Jaded Icon - September 25, 2009 6:34 PM
That's a cool invention, but just looking at this guy make me want to give him a wedgie....
13. Omy - September 25, 2009 6:38 PM
that image shows HP growing on beer instead of milk :D
14. Mr. Anderson - September 25, 2009 7:33 PM
Ohh gosh Harry is doing magic for the muggles again... tisk tisk tisk
15. jim - September 25, 2009 9:21 PM
So what's this have to do with being a geek?
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17. dining room table - September 25, 2009 11:00 PM
Ugh..before anything else the guy in the picture looks like Harry Potter! haha.. well, shoot me with that! PArty!
18. jackfreeman004 - September 25, 2009 11:29 PM
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19. Lee Harless - September 25, 2009 11:31 PM
@15 You just outted yourself as being completely *non*geek. Take your sports car and drive it home, to your farm, and park it.
20. dang - September 26, 2009 2:05 AM
same as @1. i thought that was daniel radcliffe at the first glance of the picture. i was like wtf is harry potter doing on here with a water gun until i read the heading. then again, i've been drinking...
21. tiffanybakescakes - September 26, 2009 2:16 AM
rofl at @21 :D
22. englishman - September 26, 2009 4:40 AM
Any else noticed daisy missing?
Also he REALLY looks like harry potter
23. Daisy - September 26, 2009 6:40 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a completephotoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max stole his brothers GTO to drive to Knoxville, and had it fixedon the way by a bunch of partying amish.
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25. Mr. Anderson - September 26, 2009 7:59 AM
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26. JJ - September 26, 2009 8:35 AM
Great one, I want it. :)
27. ciao - September 26, 2009 9:31 AM
hrm...
*attacks Daisy with beer pistol*
GOTCHA!
28. G L A D I A T O R - September 26, 2009 10:05 AM
It looks like a fun gadget until the beer runs out and you discover that, as you go home, the pop/beer all over your body has turned you into a fly magnet! =D
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29. ciao - September 26, 2009 11:42 AM
@gladiator... ah cripes! You got me thinking about wet-t-shirt contests
hrm...this would be a the appropriate device for those
30. Kyster - September 26, 2009 2:42 PM
WTF
Wasting good beer on that! Some people just don't know what's good for them. Just drink the god damned beer, and no one gets hurt!
31. Neil - September 26, 2009 3:00 PM
@Daisy.
Don't you ever get fed up with being so repetitive and unoriginal?
I only ask as it surprises me how someone can be so consistently dull and humourless for so long.
32. big jerm - September 26, 2009 3:27 PM
i'll never understand why people with black hair would still get rounded glasses and a moptop haircut.
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34. ted - September 26, 2009 8:18 PM
@24- i agree
@29- longest brutefag ad ever
waste of booze unless being used for @30
35. Pistol Pete - September 26, 2009 9:58 PM
I'll bet he got that idea from his wee wee while surfing kiddy porn
36. mandy - September 27, 2009 12:33 AM
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37. Kyster - September 27, 2009 7:36 AM
Also;
what's he doing on a playground, with loaded a beergun?
Really, i'd like to know!
38. angelly - September 27, 2009 9:43 AM
look at this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2pKIEJbWvg
39. meowmo - September 27, 2009 12:03 PM
J-red
September 22nd, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Yo commentors! I appreciate what you do, and Imma let you finish, but Daisy at Geekologie.com is the best commentor of all time!
40. boboh - September 27, 2009 12:38 PM
wow this is gay... no new posts in days.. geekologie writer is a dick sometimes
41. J - September 27, 2009 6:12 PM
@33...."black hair"....???.....really??? And why does everyone think that anyone with a crap hairdo and round glasses is Harry Potter. I guess this is the 'American' Version of Harry. Overweight, Unshaven, wearing a utility belt and his big idea was to turn something innocuous into a gun.