Sep 22 2009Toy Teaches Children About Life And Death
Now I'm not saying this is the best way to explain to your daughter what happened to Mr. Fluffernutter, I'm just saying I can't think of a better one. Your parents: be thankful I'm not one of them. EXCEPT I TOTALLY AM. Your other father and I made you!
Thanks to Yopoleo, who made has never run over anything but the time limit when giving an acceptance speech.
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Reader Comments
1. trevor - September 22, 2009 4:32 PM
FIRST!!
2. Trevor is a douche - September 22, 2009 4:33 PM
^^^^ I hate people like you
3. Blastphemer - September 22, 2009 4:35 PM
WTF?!?!?
That's all I've gots to say about this one.
4. graaf zeppelin - September 22, 2009 4:42 PM
4th! haaa! this reminds me of when I was a kid and played fetch with my neighbours dog on the road!
5. Ollie Williams - September 22, 2009 4:45 PM
Japanese people scare me.
6. YetiMade - September 22, 2009 4:49 PM
This is totally awesome! Where can I buy one of these?
7. Garbagedick - September 22, 2009 4:51 PM
is that a gummy? i'd totally eat that
8. Chuey "The Rock 'n' Roll" Midget - September 22, 2009 4:51 PM
Can I stick my "little one" in it?
9. Chuey "The Rock 'n' Roll" Midget - September 22, 2009 4:52 PM
and by "little one" I mean my fist!
10. naas - September 22, 2009 5:03 PM
cherry filling, mmMm
11. Johnny B - September 22, 2009 5:09 PM
@10
I'm assuming you also no longer find the smell of dead skunk to be nasty (like you did when you were younger), but NOW it smells quite 'yummy'?!
12. Becca - September 22, 2009 5:16 PM
That looks like halloween candy. There's lots of blood and guts gummie candies available around halloween...
13. zip - September 22, 2009 5:29 PM
LOVE the little kid's face in the corner. So happy!
14. naas - September 22, 2009 5:33 PM
@11 actually the smell of skunk spray was never bitter to me, no. It's not a pleasant smell, but seeing it's so similar to skunky weed it's somewhat appealing
15. G - September 22, 2009 5:55 PM
Why is the tire track blue?
I keep thinking it's a tauntaun.
16. jim - September 22, 2009 6:33 PM
So what's this have to do with being a geek again?
17. BM - September 22, 2009 6:33 PM
This post is useless without a link to buy.
18. Chibi dayo! - September 22, 2009 7:12 PM
Sure, the Japanese are weird, but FYI, the name of this toy/gummy/whatever is "Neko funjatta" (literally, "stepped on the cat") and it's what the Japanese call the classical song Americans call "Chopsticks".
It's all right here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Der_Flohwalzer
19. The Dwarfer - September 22, 2009 7:22 PM
actually for once the japanese didn't get there first
check this out
http://www.roadkilltoys.com
I actually bought 'twitch' the racoon
20. Ham Bone - September 22, 2009 7:29 PM
sprinkles !?!?!?! *crying*
21. ciao - September 22, 2009 8:30 PM
izzat a toy or candy item....
and does it come in squirrel?
22. Beastman AIDS - September 22, 2009 9:32 PM
The guts spilling out of the crushed carcass are a beautiful touch. If i had a long stick I'd treat myself to a good old poking.
23. Heather - September 22, 2009 10:53 PM
IT'S MENCHI!!!
http://www.jedisaber.com/Anime/wallpaper/MenchiRations.jpg
24. ted - September 22, 2009 11:10 PM
@22 - once my neighbor and i poked a dead possum with a stick....it popped and we ran like hell
@14/11- wasn't until i went to a snoop dog concert did i associate skunk smell with party
25. Haha - September 23, 2009 1:42 AM
Why is that kid so happy?!?!
26. Mr. cow - September 23, 2009 7:21 AM
Moo
27. Johnny B - September 23, 2009 7:36 AM
@14
Thats what I was implying
28. AmstraD - September 23, 2009 7:45 AM
crazy ! :)
29. Jaded Icon - September 23, 2009 8:15 AM
"Mittens totally had it coming." - Dog
30. Truk - September 23, 2009 9:05 AM
PASS! I got a real one at home.
31. Geekogee - September 23, 2009 9:47 AM
Must See!!!
http://alturl.com/obg7
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32. Fred - September 23, 2009 10:21 AM
Come on... no one else had Earl when they were growing up?
http://www.maddogproductions.com/earl.htm
33. Triangle Man - September 23, 2009 10:56 AM
@13
It's like he's all:
'Mr. Fluffy, get off the ground silly kitty. :3
..Mr. Fluffy?'
34. Devlyn - September 23, 2009 11:05 PM
-noms-
35. Koenji Calling - September 24, 2009 2:19 AM
'cept that's totally not a toy for kids... but I assume OP knows that, right?
36. NutJob - December 8, 2009 9:09 AM
People are freakin sick....who the **** would want this? sick world