September 22, 2009

Toy Teaches Children About Life And Death

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Now I'm not saying this is the best way to explain to your daughter what happened to Mr. Fluffernutter, I'm just saying I can't think of a better one. Your parents: be thankful I'm not one of them. EXCEPT I TOTALLY AM. Your other father and I made you!

Thanks to Yopoleo, who made has never run over anything but the time limit when giving an acceptance speech.

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