Sep 15 2009'Today Was A Good Day': The Flow Chart
If there's two things I learned to love in college it's flow charts and communal showering. And this is by far one of the awesomest flow charts I've ever seen. It's right up there with the What Should I Eat? chart. Click HERE to see the flow chart in its entirety, which outlines all of Ice Cube's iconic 'Today Was A Good Day'. Now I know what you're thinking: how the hell can you even think about starting a good day with a hogless breakfast? Because one time I only had dry white toast and a poached egg and then got hit by the school bus. Coincidence?
Hit the jump to watch the music video and follow along with the chart.
Today Was a Good Day- Flow Chart! [anotherdamnblog]
Thanks to Maggie, who makes every day a good day because she mixes it with love and makes the world taste good. Just like the candy man, but without the van and sex offender record.
Reader Comments
1. naas - September 15, 2009 11:16 AM
bacon flowchart better
2. Eskimo Dave - September 15, 2009 11:18 AM
@naas: I agree. This is too much reading and scrolling to follow along.
3. Dishy Dishyington - September 15, 2009 11:25 AM
Satisfying and delicious.
That Candyman song's about hallucinogenics btw. Maggie'll tell ya.
4. ham bone - September 15, 2009 11:28 AM
foursth
5. Yewtree - September 15, 2009 11:29 AM
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6. fight_racism - September 15, 2009 11:30 AM
by far the best ice cube song of all time
7. Your Mom - September 15, 2009 11:30 AM
Thats great. Actually follows the song.
Someone was probably tweaking when they made this.
8. Mr. cow - September 15, 2009 11:33 AM
Moo
9. greenman - September 15, 2009 11:34 AM
Ohhhh I get it. Another one of those white guy makes a literal translation of a culturally specific rap song while still keeping in the jargon. funny.
10. hank - September 15, 2009 11:41 AM
its not a good day any more
http://gizmodo.com/5359793/military-car-robot-jumping-25+feet-is-every-kids-toy-dream
11. STOMPY - September 15, 2009 11:45 AM
its a good day when you don't see a brutefag or firstard... or someone trying to sell nike's...
12. Truk - September 15, 2009 11:49 AM
@11 I'm gonna go with your reasoning seeing as how that flow chart essentially told me everyday of my life is gonna suck.
13. GoSS Jerk now sterilized for your pleasure - September 15, 2009 11:53 AM
honestly, that is too much like work, i only got to "is that a text from Kim" she can f*k all night....
14. Refresh master - September 15, 2009 11:57 AM
Que lame.
15. Que - September 15, 2009 11:58 AM
Que dang.
16. LSDiesel - September 15, 2009 12:03 PM
I got through the first few, and then realized it would take a minimal amount of effort to enjoy it, so that's when I stopped. The best things in life don't require much effort.
Ain't that right STOMPY?
17. Leonidas - September 15, 2009 12:08 PM
Dude is smart enough to write this (which implies a college education), but he doesn't know how to use an apostrophe. Dumb bitch.
18. Ed - September 15, 2009 12:10 PM
The guy could have at least TRIED to use the correct flowchart symbols.
19. Leonidas - September 15, 2009 12:13 PM
On a sweeter note, this brings back sweet memories of GTA San Andreas.
20. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - September 15, 2009 12:23 PM
Flow chart was a clever idea, but ran counter-logical to actual flow charts. This was irritating to read, but +2 for trying.... maybe.
21. john - September 15, 2009 12:24 PM
kind of a gay flow chart half of the crap I dont even understand what they are saying when they got to breakfast with no hog (assumign they mean pig) means a GOOD day i was like lolno
22. gdj - September 15, 2009 12:43 PM
Just proves me again that most of gangsta rap's fans are white yuppies who studied management or economy something like that. :) Take care of your hard earned cash people! :D
23. Gosh!!! - September 15, 2009 1:54 PM
Dammit! as soon as the dogs barked I knew my day could be a bad one :(
24. dunno - September 15, 2009 2:25 PM
What was the outcome if the Lakers beat the Supersonics? The chart cut off for me on the right side.
I can assume it was a good day?
I, dunno
25. Mr.Checkers - September 15, 2009 3:11 PM
best flowchart ever... :3
26. Mr. pig - September 15, 2009 3:35 PM
Oink
27. sick to the power of me - September 15, 2009 4:19 PM
now if somone could put it on tape so i wouldn't have to read to figure out how to handle my day!
28. boo - September 15, 2009 4:41 PM
I very much like the flowchart, but the song, not so much. Rap can be all right but that didn't tickle my fancy <3
29. a dog - September 15, 2009 5:05 PM
obviously if this chart bored you then you aren't too familiar (or just don't like) the song much. brought back memories and I thought it was funny.
30. Checo - September 15, 2009 5:20 PM
awesome ;O
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31. Driver Mike - September 16, 2009 12:54 AM
Yeah the bacon one was way better. This one was looking good til i noticed all the rap bull**** in with it. Then i started up the video and it was even worse.
32. i stab nurses - September 16, 2009 3:40 AM
that is awesome. already printed out and stuck on the wall behind me. just wanna see if my boss notices that this flow chart has swearing in it !
33. Your Boss - September 16, 2009 6:31 AM
@ 32
I did notice. And you're fired.
34. Jaded Icon - September 16, 2009 6:42 AM
My flow chart would have to incorporate my multiple personality disorder.
35. Geekogee - September 16, 2009 7:27 AM
Must See!!!
http://alturl.com/obg7
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36. Blastphemer - September 16, 2009 10:41 AM
Dammmmmnit...almost had a good day yesterday, but got tripped up on having to use my AK there at the end. It was on one of the kiddos' iPod robot alarm clocks though...so I think Cube would let it slide.
37. Marco Kaye - September 16, 2009 1:46 PM
Today was a good day for me...this flow chart frigging made it! Thanks! http://twitter.com/MarcoPolo
38. nike sport shoes - September 20, 2009 9:59 AM
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39. Sr. Vaca - November 11, 2009 12:14 AM
Mr. cow, you have met your match. I am Senior Vaca. Muahahahahahahahaha.