Sep 21 2009The World's Most Expensive Booze (Bottle)

The world's most expensive booze is (and I did absolutely no fact checking about this) is a bottle of Chambord valued at $3.24 million. That's too much.
Donald Edge has created with French company Chambord a £2 million bottle of their liqueur to celebrate the new stage version of Breakfast at Tiffany's.
The iconic Chambord Royal orb bottle, hand-wrought from 18 carat yellow gold, will be encrusted with the finest round pearls, over 1,100 exquisitely cut round and pear shaped diamonds, and a square cut emerald diamond.
So, how much if I just want the booze (I've got plenty of empty two-liters!)? Cause, at least according to the Virginia ABC website, they're selling 750ml bottles for $35.50. That means I can get 91,267 bottles for the exact same price! And you know what? That's exactly what I'm gonna do. Glug till I die, bitches!
Chambord Bottle Worth $2 Million [luxuo]
Thanks to Fran, who drinks unicorn blood out of a jewel-encrusted goblet because he doesn't know they're an endangered species.

Reader Comments
1. shizle - September 21, 2009 5:45 PM
First!
2. naas - September 21, 2009 5:55 PM
fuĉk that, I can get smashed on cheap beer for less than 8$
@1 http://www.sneeko.net/images/gifs1/riot-shild.gif
3. Korey - September 21, 2009 5:56 PM
OF COURSE! THE HOLY HAND GRENADE OF ANTIOCH! Brother Maynard, bring out the holy hand grenade.
4. Chundermutton - September 21, 2009 6:02 PM
And Three Shall Be The Number...
5. Cinema Obsessed - September 21, 2009 6:12 PM
You'd have to be a pretentious ass to buy this thing. What a waste, even for a billionaire. It's more a status symbol than an actual bottle of booze.
6. greenman - September 21, 2009 6:18 PM
I could drink all that and not even vomit. What a waste of money.
7. Pew³ - September 21, 2009 6:31 PM
"That means I can get 91,267 bottles for the exact same price! And you know what? That's exactly what I'm gonna do. Glug till I die, bitches!"
I thought David Hasselhof was already attempting that feat?
8. Johnny B - September 21, 2009 6:40 PM
@2 Love it! That kid got OWNED by the riot shield!!!
Give me a bottle of Two Fingers Silver Tequila ($10) and a few limes and I'm good for the night!!!
9. Moose Knuckle - September 21, 2009 7:13 PM
I had a coupls shots from a $160 bottle of Don Julio..
"Twas smoooove like buttah.
10. FOURFINGEREDFRIEND. - September 21, 2009 7:25 PM
Sissys booze.
11. Ed Butterwood - September 21, 2009 7:45 PM
You would be the drunkest middle aged woman in the restaurant bar if you drank all that!
12. Ben - September 21, 2009 8:08 PM
18 karat gold? it's nice, I guess, but I like my $3 240 000 liquors to have at least 20.
13. Jaycob - September 21, 2009 8:08 PM
Tried it, not worth it.
14. jim - September 21, 2009 8:45 PM
So what's this have to do with being a geek again?
15. ciao - September 21, 2009 9:00 PM
@jim, geeks like booze
16. Clint - September 21, 2009 9:07 PM
Not first!!!
17. Spikey DaPikey - September 21, 2009 9:19 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Hand_Grenade_of_Antioch
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen
18. carmen - September 21, 2009 9:23 PM
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naked photos on ~~~~ Sugarloves.Com ~~~~under the name Michelle2000, maybe you want to check out my photos firstly!
19. timmy the dying boy - September 21, 2009 10:20 PM
Fill it with Absinfhe and it may be worth it.
20. Billy Rapture - September 21, 2009 10:53 PM
I bet it doesn't even taste good.
21. ted - September 21, 2009 11:20 PM
@jim
if you have to ask you wouldn't understand.
I think this has to do with everything.
22. Spikey DaPikey - September 21, 2009 11:28 PM
[quote]Geekologie is a geek blog dedicated to the scientific study of gadgets, gizmos, and awesome.[/quote]
23. ted - September 21, 2009 11:54 PM
@22
$3m bottle of booze...i'm in awe
looks like it fits.
24. Jaycob - September 22, 2009 12:02 AM
Chambord is a bit pricey at $25 for a 375ml bottle.
Source:
http://www.boozebasher.com/2007-12-16/liqueurs/liquor-review-royale-chambord/
25. rad to the power of me - September 22, 2009 2:02 AM
i roll deep....by that i mean i have deep pckets in which i keep my hands
way too much! who wants to drink shinny rocks anyway?
26. nicky - September 22, 2009 2:38 AM
Air jordan 1 shoes
epi leather
27. nicky - September 22, 2009 2:39 AM
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28. Daisy - September 22, 2009 4:58 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a completew photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
Thisis exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was upset and imagined he was with the penguins in his happy place.
29. Mr. cow - September 22, 2009 7:16 AM
Moo
30. Jaded Icon - September 22, 2009 8:01 AM
Anyone surprised that it was the French that created this?......no one?......I thought so.
31. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - September 22, 2009 8:44 AM
Sparkly, useless, and fruity? are we sure this isn't Clay Aiken?
Chambord = Razzmataz. Only Raz is hellaciously cheaper.
32. naas - September 22, 2009 9:15 AM
I hate waking up without a hangover, last nights work isn't finished
33. Billy Rapture - September 22, 2009 9:24 AM
naas, i know how you feel.
Bleh.
Jaded, i was not shocked at ALL.
The french have been making shiz like this for centuries.
Stupid snail talkers.
34. TD-2243 - September 22, 2009 9:29 AM
I wonder which rap star will buy that.
35. naas - September 22, 2009 10:04 AM
GW hit the snooze button today
36. Johnny B - September 22, 2009 10:16 AM
@36
In reference to yesterday
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/i_cant_even_see_the_puck_tripp.php#comment-148269
37. LSDiesel - September 22, 2009 10:18 AM
@36, when I discovered the snooze button, I was late to work for two weeks.
38. naas - September 22, 2009 10:21 AM
@37 ha good research, I actually sent that tip to GW yesterday right before seeing the air hockey table hence the comment. I still want both, good eye JB
@Deez indeed, this is why I don't have an alarm clock or fall asleep
39. naas - September 22, 2009 10:27 AM
...or work
40. Johnny B - September 22, 2009 10:29 AM
@38 &39
I've found that setting my alarm for the latest possible time (so that I don't have time to hit snooze) works the best for me.
Of course I also have to help get 2 kids ready in the morning, so i never get to sleep in.
(Kids don't understand the concept of sleeping in on weekends, so enjoy it now because you won't get to do it again for a loooooooooooooong time)
41. Johnny B - September 22, 2009 10:32 AM
@39
I sent GW an article about a reading center that they have named.....
"The Kit & Dick Schmoker Reading Center"!!!!!!!
The Dick Smoker Reading Center, huh?
42. LSDiesel - September 22, 2009 10:36 AM
@Johnny B
Maybe I will convert to mormonism so that I can have multiple wives who will take care of the children and who will understand the concept of 'let daddy sleep'
43. naas - September 22, 2009 10:39 AM
@42 heh, I have a good feeling GW is already familiar with that place. I bet he has a membership card even, with the slogan 'what's the kit for?' on it
44. Johnny B - September 22, 2009 10:40 AM
@43
I don't think Mormons are allowed to drink alcohol though...
45. naas - September 22, 2009 10:44 AM
do mormons allow themselves to smoke weed? If no then..... http://bugi.oulu.fi/~heikkiv/chan/donotwant.jpg (halloween season)
46. LSDiesel - September 22, 2009 10:53 AM
I would be too busy keeping thirteen beautiful women sexually satisfied to even think about stopping for a sip of the sauce.
47. naas - September 22, 2009 11:09 AM
@47 that's debatable when it comes to life with no alcohol my friend
48. eron - September 22, 2009 7:37 PM
@3 “And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,
‘Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow
thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin, and
people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies,
and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large –”
49. Geekogee - September 23, 2009 9:52 AM
Must See!!!
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