Sep 19 2009That's Classy: Truckvette Spotted At Walmart
That has got to be the fastest looking truck I've ever seen. And I saw a truck shot out of a cannon before, so I know. Still, needs truck nuts.
TRUCK-VETTE [peopleofwalmart]
Thanks to Alan, who once drove a truck to the moon and did donuts in a crater. Bitchin'!
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Reader Comments
1. AJ - September 19, 2009 8:24 PM
I don't tend to do petty stuff at this but...
FIRST BITCHES!
2. Get rich playing online games! - September 19, 2009 8:25 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx0klyzyo4I
3. ron - September 19, 2009 8:26 PM
first
4. AJ - September 19, 2009 8:26 PM
Now that's out of the way, that truck is banging yo.
And I had grammar fail before.
as*
5. F2 - September 19, 2009 8:32 PM
That truck's a perfect visual metaphor for Southern women: fast lookin in the ass end, but missing a grill up front. Oh yeah, and a two ton payload.
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7. Tennist0 - September 19, 2009 8:44 PM
I dunno whats wierder, the truck, or the fact that its owner is disabled...maybe its an impairment of judgement, which would explain both why the truck looks like that and why its on the road
8. ciao - September 19, 2009 8:45 PM
best redneck truck ever XB
9. Monketron - September 19, 2009 8:54 PM
this is old. i saw this 4 hours ago!!
10. Tennist0 - September 19, 2009 8:56 PM
ancient, remove ASAP. jk, jk
11. paul - September 19, 2009 8:59 PM
Before you bag on this car, consider it's parked in the handicapped spot.
12. poster - September 19, 2009 9:06 PM
Complete photoshop. Look at the tire and the grey swipe on it.
13. A Girl Named Michael - September 19, 2009 9:10 PM
This looks like a really crappy photoshop job to me.
14. killerabbit - September 19, 2009 9:12 PM
I particularly enjoy the stacked wings. For when you need extra-extra-extra downforce.
15. ciao - September 19, 2009 9:48 PM
ah the perfect trap for Daisy *hides and waits in randomly placed bush while clutching a net*
16. Tim - September 19, 2009 10:01 PM
So what does this have to do with being a geek again?
17. John - September 19, 2009 10:32 PM
http://www.points2shop.com/?ref=uin4247921253328283
18. dice - September 19, 2009 10:52 PM
of course its parked in a handicap spot, because only a retard would drive something like this!
OHHHHH! *snaps lighter*
19. Sontag - September 19, 2009 11:05 PM
Before Daisy gets to say anything, this is an actual photoshop job. Piece of shit sucks at it to. The photoshopped gray swipe by the back tire, and also the top of the truck bed. It has an obvious uneven layer...
20. Beep Boop - September 20, 2009 1:16 AM
Hahaa Might be a redneck.
21. John - September 20, 2009 2:37 AM
http://www.points2shop.com/?ref=uin4247921253328283
22. grimreper - September 20, 2009 8:31 AM
am i the only one to notice that this isnt even a vette rear end? the vents look real but the lights are to far apart, my guess as a rice car bumper cover to look "like" a vette. plus if u look at where the bumper curves down to the wheel well a vette doesnt have that long of rear end, it curves down and stops to the wheel well .
23. Tennist0 - September 20, 2009 11:44 AM
@23: it also has a spoiler and poor touch ups to weld work, I think its safe to safe small things don't matter because this guy is a pro at making cars and he obviously had a reason to make those changes
24. Cinema Obsessed - September 20, 2009 12:04 PM
Oh god, that's hilarious. Some people have too much time on their hands.... not to mention no shame...
http://www.cinemaobsessed.com
25. Yutzwagon - September 20, 2009 1:57 PM
Shitty shop is shitty
26. DLS - September 20, 2009 3:42 PM
I like how hes also handicap...
27. Ajax - September 20, 2009 7:26 PM
So... what, are you just going start posting sh!t from peopleofwalmart.com all the time now? Come on GW, you're getting lazy. I mean, we already KNEW you were lazy but geez, you could put forth at least a LITTLE effort.
28. Jim - September 20, 2009 10:02 PM
That truck looks fast.
29. Mr. cow - September 21, 2009 7:18 AM
Moo
30. Jaded Icon - September 21, 2009 7:19 AM
@ 29
Sorry Ajax, but several people already tagged your name. Come on Ajax, you're getting lazy. I mean, we already KNEW you were lazy but geez, you could put forth at least a LITTLE effort.
31. bob - September 21, 2009 8:13 AM
@15
daisy ain't taken the bait. lol
32. GoSS Jerk now sterilized for your pleasure - September 21, 2009 2:38 PM
@ 29, if you don't like it... dont come back
33. Boener Pills - September 28, 2009 7:39 AM
FAP FAP FAP
34. Montreux_Blue - November 29, 2009 11:13 PM
The truck is 100% real. I met the guy before, he works as a maintenance man at the bowling alley in Hurst, TX. He actually used to have that same rear end on an 80's Integra. I LMFAO the first time I saw it.