Sep 21 2009Sweet Fork Arm: Twisted Disney Princesses
Illustrator Jeffrey Thomas created a bunch of darker images of Disney princesses. They were all created prior to the Marvel buyout, so it's just coincidental they look like comic book heroines. WHICH I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER TRY. That said, where are a mermaid's privates? And, if they look like Flounder's mouth there, no thanks. Okay, maybe once. Twice. BUT NO MORE THAN THAT. Four times, tops.
Hit the jump for a couple more of my favorites, and a link to the entire gallery.
Twisted Princesses: A Darker Take on Disney [comicsalliance]
Thanks to Gino, Ghostface, Riley and Romeo, who would still woo any of them.
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Reader Comments
1. Kyster - September 21, 2009 3:30 PM
Like it!
2. AG - September 21, 2009 3:31 PM
first!
3. Cruisemissleking - September 21, 2009 3:32 PM
AG: I frown at you
But anywho; why do people insist on creating weird variations of childhood stuff?
4. OGUIO - September 21, 2009 3:32 PM
Awesome
5. HULKINGGORGON - September 21, 2009 3:32 PM
CANT WAIT TO JERK OFF TO THIS ONE TONIGHT!!!!!!
6. Johnny B - September 21, 2009 3:32 PM
Can you say "BAD mushroom trip"?!
7. josh - September 21, 2009 3:33 PM
wha?!... nightmares... thanks.
8. Mr. cow - September 21, 2009 3:35 PM
Moo
9. Freddy K - September 21, 2009 3:35 PM
Nice dinglehopper you got there Ariel.
10. GoSS Jerk now sterilized for your pleasure - September 21, 2009 3:37 PM
i like alot. i ran into this pocahontas in a bad shroom trip once, she set her evil raccoons upon me when i wouldnt surrender my body for her soul, that was one ugly trip i took.... lol
11. kungfooboi - September 21, 2009 3:38 PM
why is jasmine always the hot one?
12. Johnny B - September 21, 2009 3:39 PM
@10
Have you ever tried tea? MUCH better!!!
13. Ham Bone - September 21, 2009 3:39 PM
QUESTION:
Would you rather have a mermaid who is bottom half fish top half women, or bottom half women top half fish?
14. Johnny B - September 21, 2009 3:42 PM
@11
I'm glad they didn't do one of Jasmine.... it would remind me of my wife, who I call my Egyptian Hippie.... and I'd probably not be able to look at her the same.
15. GoSS Jerk now sterilized for your pleasure - September 21, 2009 3:43 PM
we had tea a couple of times, but fresh from the cow pile was usually a better trip, i liked the nature part of those trips, way up in the montian with no one to bother you, i never really got a good trip in the city, that was when we usually made the tea.
16. Johnny B - September 21, 2009 3:46 PM
@11
I saw the Jasmine on the source page.
Not nearly as bad as the Alice in Wonderland One....creepy
@15
That sounds like a good time in the mountains
17. Que - September 21, 2009 3:46 PM
Que insanely awesome and super que freaking awesome as well.
18. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - September 21, 2009 3:48 PM
These are bad ass!
19. Boost - September 21, 2009 3:50 PM
Of all the re-makes you've put up recently, these are by far the coolest.
Good job GW.
20. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - September 21, 2009 3:53 PM
Seriously - Now I want to be Snow White for Halloween...
21. piloto - September 21, 2009 3:53 PM
maybe u like these princesses as well.
http://www.actualidadcomic.com/2009/09/18/la-chica-del-viernes-cv-chicas-de-cuento
just that hotter.
22. Hudson - September 21, 2009 3:56 PM
If Ariel looks that demented in this universe then I want to see Ursula.
23. guy - September 21, 2009 4:11 PM
I'd poke her hontess.
24. CoinOperatedBoi - September 21, 2009 4:11 PM
These are sweet, I love McFarlane's renditions as well so creepy and shiz.
25. Dishy Dishyington - September 21, 2009 4:13 PM
@20, can I be one of your seven dwarfs? I'm used to wearing a leash. Pulleeeeeze!
26. Cruisemissleking - September 21, 2009 4:34 PM
http://antisubtletycampaign.blogspot.com/2009/09/fear-through-eyes-of-madness-dark.html
Thank You GW =D
27. Tc of amazing - September 21, 2009 4:51 PM
Oh dear god the new alice one is amazing!!!!
http://jeftoon01.deviantart.com/art/Twisted-Princess-Alice-131282943
28. sup - September 21, 2009 4:59 PM
pocahontas looks badass
29. sookiebear - September 21, 2009 5:09 PM
This is awesome. The cinderella one is very creepy, probably my fave. Snow White's dwarves remind me of Hobbes.
30. Mak - September 21, 2009 5:19 PM
ummm....freaky. but i agreed pocahontas does look super bad ass
31. Causita - September 21, 2009 5:21 PM
pocahontas looks like a magic card
32. Mak - September 21, 2009 5:21 PM
lol @ 9
33. College student - September 21, 2009 5:52 PM
Now, that's ONE grumpy dwarf
:o
34. Nastbedazzler - September 21, 2009 6:46 PM
Checked all these out on the site... pretty awesome.
35. Ilikewookie - September 21, 2009 9:22 PM
... Is it just me, or did every single one of those princesses get hotter? Hell, I'm sure there's furries that would give Nala a few extra stars.
36. Yeags - September 21, 2009 9:40 PM
Gigity!
37. dflksdlkfj - September 21, 2009 9:54 PM
why's pocahontas black?
38. Carlo - September 22, 2009 2:12 AM
My baby will cry!
39. rad to the power of me - September 22, 2009 2:12 AM
great now i feel like every wet dream i had as a kid is going to return tonight in a really really bad way
40. Jaded Icon - September 22, 2009 7:43 AM
These are SWEET!!! Holy Cr*p! Very well done. I'm in love with them all over again.
@ 13
Of course human top half. Don't underestimate the power of underwater bjs.
41. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - September 22, 2009 8:41 AM
20 - Sure... Bring your own leash though.
42. Blastphemer - September 22, 2009 9:19 AM
Since none of the dwarves have noses, it must piss off Sneezy. Actually all of them look pretty happy...even Grumpy.
Pretty cool stuff. Wish I could've seen the rest of the gallery, but filters at work are pretty tight. I would imagine that Belle & the Beast were pretty twisted, and also that they could do some sick looking renderings of Lion King characters. They've also got a few wicked stepmothers that they need to sketch out pronto...mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the creepiest of them all?
43. Celina Hernandez - September 22, 2009 4:42 PM
These are awesome!
44. DarkStarNinja - September 23, 2009 11:33 AM
looks good
45. aboniks - September 25, 2009 10:19 PM
@13 Top half fish, bottom half woman. Because gills are HOT.
46. aboniks - September 25, 2009 10:24 PM
Mulan = Win
They'll have to switch voices for Mushu though...maybe James Earl Jones...
47. Jasmine - October 1, 2009 12:49 PM
these are awesome and you should totally make one of megara from hercules!
48. Alex - October 9, 2009 3:30 AM
their not messing w/ childhood stories... thts what rlly went down
49. Luna - December 14, 2009 11:47 AM
Sweet. I love the Pocahontas. She looks badass.