Sep 29 2009Super Mario 2 With Hardcore Commentary
NOTE: Video is NSFW due to language.
This is a video of some guy playing Super Mario 2 with running hardcore commentary. I thought it was pretty funny. And the couple of people that I sent it to thought it was pretty funny too. But hey, maybe you'll think it's stupid. That's cool, you can't please everybody. And trust me, I've tried. Remember that 2007 Geekologie Gangbang? There were a lot of you guys just standing around all awkward-like. Sorry.
Super Mario Bros. 2 played by someone Hardcore [poetv]
Thanks to JDarkside, who lives HER whole life hardcore cause that's all she knows.
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Reader Comments
1. tilc - September 29, 2009 4:33 PM
1st?
2. TJPG - September 29, 2009 4:39 PM
sounds like seth rogen a bit
3. HAPPYPUPPY - September 29, 2009 4:45 PM
WE PLAY AS TOAD CUZ HE GETS ALL THE BITCHES
4. Conspiracy - September 29, 2009 4:46 PM
EPIC!!! I loved the entire narration.
5. Skeletor - September 29, 2009 4:52 PM
I call for Geekologie Gangbang 2!!!!
6. naas - September 29, 2009 4:54 PM
http://www.sneeko.net/images/gifs1/mario_rocks.gif
7. Spencer - September 29, 2009 5:00 PM
It likeFoamy Meets NES reviews!
8. Ollie Williams - September 29, 2009 5:03 PM
That was pretty funny actually.
9. Rk - September 29, 2009 5:04 PM
This is Cloud/Aaron!
I freaking love this guy.
10. mood - September 29, 2009 5:09 PM
The mario impossible mod dude was funnier. His new york accent was way funnier than this WWE shit.
11. Bandit - September 29, 2009 5:20 PM
That was awesome. Made my day.
12. RGB9 - September 29, 2009 5:42 PM
What is the music that plays at 3:06? The youtube comment posters want to know too.
13. Davo - September 29, 2009 5:43 PM
It's true...Princess Peach was a skank.
14. Scott - September 29, 2009 7:26 PM
haha "this might be over ten minutes!!!"
15. Kate - September 29, 2009 7:42 PM
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16. Val - September 29, 2009 8:49 PM
... Cloud is everywhere.
17. Libby - September 29, 2009 8:51 PM
Have you ever seen the powerthirst commercial. Youtube it and you will understand....
18. JDarkside - September 29, 2009 9:38 PM
jdarkside is not a guy.
19. Beastman AIDS - September 29, 2009 11:09 PM
This sounds like ANGRY VIDEO GAME FAG - he does a quite a few funny youtube vids reviewing games.
I recommend his video about Hitman: Blood Money.
"POP EM IN THE FCKIN FACE!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8XxQ0o9QQc
20. rad to the power of me - September 29, 2009 11:15 PM
@18 worst link ever!
thsi was awesome.....can't believe he went through the whole game and didn't miss one pice of awesome! even the Ostro name
oh and peach is cool b/c she hovers......over my dick!
21. Checo - September 29, 2009 11:34 PM
Awesome!!
this is how every gamer should play!!!
http://ubergosh.mybrute.com
22. Jiakasuma - September 29, 2009 11:48 PM
HARDCORE!
23. Get Mad Baby - September 30, 2009 12:28 AM
This is how school lessons should be conducted.
24. Squidly - September 30, 2009 1:00 AM
Moving Platforms FTL!
Super Mario 2 With Hardcore Commentary FTW!
25. Dinosaur Rex - September 30, 2009 1:08 AM
I hated toad, i thought toad was a fag, but after this i kind of like him D:
Hardcore narrator is awesome
26. CoinOperatedBoi - September 30, 2009 1:34 AM
Wannabe Power Thirst, but it's still pretty funny :P
27. this guy - September 30, 2009 7:00 AM
i couldnt stop laughing, it was a complete WTF moment
28. Mr. cow - September 30, 2009 7:41 AM
Moo
29. Jaded Icon - September 30, 2009 8:08 AM
Will watch at home..... :(
No video for you working guy.....
30. JDarkside - September 30, 2009 8:12 AM
this one is long, and funny for the most part.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in6RZzdGki8&feature=PlayList&p=F96EBCACDF4EFB16&index=0&playnext=1
31. 2headedSquirrel - September 30, 2009 8:40 AM
Not funny at all.
32. I give free anal cepage - September 30, 2009 10:45 AM
That dudes throat has to be killing him
33. Manuel - September 30, 2009 10:49 AM
he was so stoned
34. shayne dawson - September 30, 2009 11:37 AM
What an attention whore!!!!!
35. Purple Monkey Dishwasher - September 30, 2009 2:40 PM
BAWNDO!!! The thirst mutilator!
36. wes - September 30, 2009 5:01 PM
XHARDCOREX SXE 4 LIFE GRAHGHHHHH HARDCORE
-wes-
37. Nick Sydney - September 30, 2009 11:38 PM
It's cloud8745!
i had a suspicion it was his video when i saw the title
:D
i am happy now
38. Kenders - October 1, 2009 6:33 PM
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
39. Ryan - October 2, 2009 10:19 PM
OMG! that's Aaron! lol hes pretty famous on youtube. everyone calls him cloud tho. hid youtube account is Cloud8745. he's funny as hell. the reason he made this is because some people said that he wasnt a hardcore gamer cuz he doesnt play the classics (when he acctually does). Cloud is a "lets player"
40. Matthew - October 3, 2009 12:39 PM
It's TOADSTOOL, you jackass. Princess Toadstool. For whatever reason, she became Peach later. Kinda like girls in HS. Started out as toadstools, and now half of em look like peaches....damn.
41. mrtnclzd - October 25, 2009 5:31 PM
This is the ninja guy from ask a ninja.