Sep 9 2009Study: OMG Women Have Faces!?
In a unshocking report released by the New Zealand's University of Wellington, researchers found that most men don't know that women have faces. Only breasts. Haha! But seriously -- what's a face?
Researchers found that virtually half - 47 per cent - of men first glance at a woman's breasts. A third of the "first fixations" are on the waist and hips, while fewer than 20 per cent look at the woman's face.
Not only are breasts often the first thing men look at, they also glance at them for longer than any other body part, the experts discovered, the Daily Mail newspaper in the UK reported.
Hey, different strokes for different folks (I always check for a penis first).
Scientific proof that men look at women's breasts first and their face is almost last [dailytelegraph]
Thanks to deadbodyman, who's still not convinced women have faces. OR BREASTS (foot fetish).
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Reader Comments
1. killerabbit - September 9, 2009 1:40 PM
Damn right they don't!
2. Mr. cow - September 9, 2009 1:41 PM
Moo
3. Jaycob - September 9, 2009 1:43 PM
I'm not gunna lie
4. Cinema Obsessed - September 9, 2009 1:43 PM
What a sad existence we live... looking at boobies instead of faces... tsk tsk men...
5. Q - September 9, 2009 1:44 PM
Post before Daisy
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6. Johnny B - September 9, 2009 1:47 PM
Who doesn't love boobs?
My son loves boobs, and he is only 18 MONTHS OLD!!!!
Of course, he is thinking 'lunch' while daddy is thinking 'desert'.
7. Chundermutton - September 9, 2009 1:50 PM
But this is from the Daily Mail! Nearly every article in it is bollocks, and almost all of the "science" in it is either totally made up or severely misinterpreted.
8. Bethy - September 9, 2009 1:50 PM
i poop when i see boobs.
9. naas - September 9, 2009 1:55 PM
comes right off the 1st page in the book of duh
10. Jon - September 9, 2009 1:58 PM
Of course they have faces, what else are you supposed to hit when they forget the mayo?
11. Milkman - September 9, 2009 2:01 PM
It's simple. Look at her face you're getting to know her by only seeing one thing. Look at her boobies and you're seeing two great things about her. It's all about efficiency, ladies.
12. spleu3ge - September 9, 2009 2:06 PM
when the hell's a penis?
13. Dream - September 9, 2009 2:07 PM
I dont understand your post...
really, whats a face?
someone answer me so i can understand this post! :p
14. Blastphemer - September 9, 2009 2:13 PM
I HAVE A FACE!!! Why would I want to look at something I can go to any mirror and check out???? Besides...if women were SO fed up with guys checking out their headlights, then why do they keep making bra manufacturers and plastic surgeons SO rich? Just sayin...
15. pwall5000 - September 9, 2009 2:14 PM
@ 12 It's what's in your mouth and or butt right now.
@ 13 It's what I hope you get fu*kng kicked in.
16. freeyourmind00 - September 9, 2009 2:34 PM
This is why I wear dark sunglasses. So i can check out boobies all day and no one knows.
17. julie - September 9, 2009 2:43 PM
lol its so true men look at boobs and asses 24/7 as bad as it might be that they dont look at your face at first they eventually do :P
18. pwall5000 - September 9, 2009 2:48 PM
@ 17. Shut up and take your shirt off.
19. me.vicky - September 9, 2009 2:59 PM
GW, you set yourself up in the last line...I'm certain LSDiesel will come in later to point it out, but I go on record for saying so first.
20. Pat - September 9, 2009 3:21 PM
Good thing the scientists were able to tell us this instead of, say, curing cancer.
21. saviourman - September 9, 2009 3:30 PM
it's from the daily mail? guaranteed false.
22. Shemale - September 9, 2009 3:42 PM
As a man I love boobs so much I had one breast implant put in. I would have gotten both, but I didn't want to look weird...
23. GoSS Jerk now sterilized for your pleasure - September 9, 2009 3:48 PM
Well, what about how women always check out a guys but and bulge... The article in the daily mail is only stupid for stating a universal known truth, but i know women are just as horny (if not more so) than we are, and they are no fans of flat a$$ed small dicked men.
@ Q... stupid game, quit it....
24. Ajsqqq - September 9, 2009 4:04 PM
I actually have issues believing this, or perhaps men in general are swine. I'm not really sure. I recently met a woman in a store and we talked a bit and I asked her out. After our first "date" I was telling my friends about her and one of them, who has a habit of being a bit obnoxious said "Does she have nice boobs?" - And I had to think about that. In the entire course of meeting her, and going out with her, I never once looked at her chest.
Maybe I'm weird, or maybe the article is flawed. Probably the former. I like boobs, just don't like to constantly stare at them every time I'm engaged in conversation with someone of the opposite gender.
25. GoSS Jerk now sterilized for your pleasure - September 9, 2009 4:21 PM
@ 24 your gay
26. Beastman AIDS - September 9, 2009 4:26 PM
#24
You're a failure as a man.
27. che-che - September 9, 2009 4:53 PM
i wonder how much government funding it took to find this conclusion.
28. JJtoob - September 9, 2009 5:26 PM
Are you talking about that legendary body part on women that is rumored to be where they speak from? This has got to be fake, there us no proof that a female human has a face, I've heard some guys say they exist, but I've never seen one, so how can I believe it? Some say it's like the wind, you don't know where it came from, but you can feel it. Someday I'll know for sure.
29. Daisy - September 9, 2009 5:49 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job.You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was crossing the street and was run over by a chinese food delivery guy. Max sued him but the delivery boy was so poor the judge made him Max's servent.
30. eron - September 9, 2009 6:27 PM
NO WAY!
31. Taylored - September 9, 2009 7:41 PM
I do not understand peoples obsession with looking others in the eye. Look at what is most interesting.
32. mimi - September 9, 2009 8:06 PM
why not anything else but BOOBS?
33. G-string Dynamite - September 9, 2009 8:38 PM
Us women are only good for 3 things
cooking
cleaning
and vaginas
now back to the kitchen with me D;<
34. Victoria Universtiy - September 9, 2009 8:53 PM
New Zealand's University of Wellington? Not sure that exists. Or is that the one that spams me?
p.s http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/local/2846218/Study-Men-check-out-breasts-before-face
35. killernoid - September 9, 2009 8:59 PM
Face?... wait is that the glory hole attached to their BOOBS! Also @24=Gay!
36. Jack&Dino - September 9, 2009 10:30 PM
They sure make it sound like that 20% looking first at a woman's face aren't thinking "blow job", don't they?
37. Jaz - September 9, 2009 10:45 PM
"Quiet honey, men are speaking."
38. lol - September 10, 2009 3:10 AM
I imagine this is simply because we check these features out unconsciously to determine wether or not that woman would be a suitable mate to pass our genes on to a child with.
Boobs are important for breastmilk, so must be examined.
Hips/waist sizes are important for childbirth, same, or to find out if they're already pregnant and therefore not available.
Subconsciously, its the truth.
39. Jaycob - September 10, 2009 3:12 AM
@24 I'm not trying to be a dick but either you subconsciously judged her figure, shes fat or you may be a homosexual... its apparently not a choice anymore
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41. Jaded Icon - September 10, 2009 8:37 AM
Finding the other person attractive is an important part of relationships. That being said.......I like boobies.
42. mick - September 10, 2009 9:29 AM
20 <------------
It's not profitable if you cure cancer..
43. wmaxwell - September 10, 2009 11:32 AM
@6 - Why's daddy thinking desert? Small, dry mounds?
44. wmaxwell - September 10, 2009 11:37 AM
@24 - Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay :)
45. Johnny B - September 11, 2009 10:53 AM
@45
I mean dessert, ooops
46. someone - September 11, 2009 12:52 PM
why look at boobs if there is nothing to see?
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48. Hamad - September 16, 2009 12:31 PM
Check the face first if its not that good, go down LOL