Sep 30 2009Slings Let The World Know How You Did It
This is a series of slings that lets the rest of the world know how you went and broke your arm. And as a guy who's broken his thumb once and arm twice, I've got to admit: it's never stopped me from still doing dumb shit all the time. High-five for never learning lessons! But seriously, now I've got a wonk-arm now with a giant metal plate and screws in it that sends shockwaves up my arm whenever I try to do push-ups. Which is EXACTLY why I don't work out. AND HELL YES I SET OFF AIRPORT METAL DETECTORS! Just like Luke Skywalker -- except I'VE never tried slipping my sister the tongue. Step-sisters don't count!
Illustrative Slings Show How That Arm Got Boned [gizmodo]
Thanks to Romeo, whose magnetic personality alone is enough to set off an airport metal detector.
Reader Comments
1. ObamaPacman - September 30, 2009 11:34 AM
Need a FAIL stamp on it too. =p
2. Beep Boop - September 30, 2009 11:40 AM
Who would buy something this stupid........uhh FAIL!
3. AntBriWes - September 30, 2009 11:41 AM
I'd take one with a fail stamp.
4. naas - September 30, 2009 11:43 AM
@1 agreed, in bold print
@2 you
5. MonolithicNinja - September 30, 2009 11:45 AM
Where is the furious masturbation sling?
6. naas - September 30, 2009 11:45 AM
now if there was one showing a vader silhouette swinging a lightsaber through a stickman arm that someone wore off their shoulder with their arm tucked in their shit........... I'd laugh
7. Taylored - September 30, 2009 11:46 AM
Sweet!
I thought I was the only person who could shatter a radius on someones face, but by the looks of that 4th photo I am not alone.
8. FSDY - September 30, 2009 11:47 AM
I would procure one ONLY if protrayed a naked lady avalanche as the means by which you sustained the injury.
9. Heather - September 30, 2009 11:50 AM
If they've got some with roller derby skaters on 'em, I'll take 20.
10. Daisy - September 30, 2009 12:05 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photyoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max shot a guy in the chest while riding by his hose on top of a train.
11. jaja - September 30, 2009 12:20 PM
@5 : It's coming out next month :D
12. Ham Bone - September 30, 2009 12:25 PM
soon we will all need one that shows a robot breaking our arm / neck .... the end is nigh
13. Dishy Dishyington - September 30, 2009 12:35 PM
T-Rex broke my arm.
14. Dishy Dishyington - September 30, 2009 12:37 PM
Should have one of a safe falling from the sky. Or a piano, or a 2000 lb weight.
15. ciao - September 30, 2009 12:40 PM
piranha plant broke my arm :B
16. naas - September 30, 2009 12:41 PM
http://www.sneeko.net/images/gifs1/title-break_.gif
17. Pat - September 30, 2009 1:24 PM
Saw these on Inspire Me, Now. Awesome site, by the way:
http://szymon.tumblr.com/
18. Hawk - September 30, 2009 1:26 PM
Because, like, you would WANT to let people know that someone else kicked your ass!
...do they even have one with a penis and a hand flying away!?
19. Mr. cow - September 30, 2009 1:36 PM
Moo
20. Blastphemer - September 30, 2009 1:46 PM
WTF???...no donkey punch and/or MILF fisting slings?!?!!!!
It's cool...I like pasting on my own photos and talking about every action shot anyway.
21. Jaded Icon - October 1, 2009 7:31 AM
If they have one that pictures a guy falling off a cliff, I'm in.
22. Q- - October 1, 2009 12:37 PM
this is such a great idea.
23. fonjackermike - October 1, 2009 7:57 PM
i like how the last one on the bottom right has child abuse nice! :P