Sep 2 2009Silent But Violent: Students Made Gas Detector
Two college students went and made a fart detector. Nice one guys, but I can honestly say I never made anything like this in college. ALL I MADE WERE STRAIGHT C's AND LOVE TO WOMEN. Ooooooh!
I'm sure the two Cornell computer engineering students who made it are quite bright, and combining a hydrogen sulfide monitor, a thermometer, a microphone and custom software was impressive.
Um, no. You see, I don't know if you knew this or not but God gave us all our own fart detectors. Take a big whiff. Does it smell like ass? Congratulations, you shat yourself.
Fart detector solves a problem I've never encountered [dvice]
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Reader Comments
1. naas - September 2, 2009 2:53 PM
weak & pointless, no
2. naas - September 2, 2009 2:54 PM
I agree GW
....and @4 is absolutely full of shit
3. Chuey "The Rock 'n' Roll" Midget - September 2, 2009 2:54 PM
@ first...Agree!
4. Dishy Dishyington - September 2, 2009 3:03 PM
I agree with @2
5. naas - September 2, 2009 3:07 PM
Ha!
6. Jemarri - September 2, 2009 3:23 PM
and in such an inconspicuous portable size too.
7. Mr. cow - September 2, 2009 3:26 PM
Moo
8. naas - September 2, 2009 3:27 PM
It looks like the camera they use at the dmv for taking drivers license photos, maybe even a little cleaner
9. GoSS Jerk - September 2, 2009 3:36 PM
if it could pinpoint the ofender it may actually by usefull, although when i fart it's usually loud enough for the whole office to congratulate me. i got a standing ovation yesterday, everyone was waving at me and cheering along "you are gross! get out! what crawled up there and died? save your soul, your body is past saving!" nice day it was yesterday.
10. therealRoboticDeathArmy - September 2, 2009 3:40 PM
Poo
11. therealRoboticDeathAnusreally - September 2, 2009 3:47 PM
"i remember when, i remember, i remember when i lost my mind.."
12. etherealRectalDogAbsess - September 2, 2009 3:55 PM
"there was something so pleasant about that day..."
13. therealRoboticDeathArmy - September 2, 2009 3:59 PM
"even your emotions have an echo In so much space"
14. therealRoboticDeathArmy - September 2, 2009 4:00 PM
"And when you're out there Without care, Yeah, I was out of touch But it wasn't because I didn't know enough I just knew too much"
15. therealRoboticDeathArmy - September 2, 2009 4:04 PM
"does that make me CRAAAY-ZEEE!? Does that make me CRAAAY-ZAAAYY!?
does that make me CRAAAY-ZAAAYY!?!
probably...."
16. ekaf - September 2, 2009 4:11 PM
This could solve world hunger!!!!
17. Chuey "The Rock 'n' Roll" Midget - September 2, 2009 4:27 PM
I hate when I'm in a full elevator!
18. i might be stupid but you are a retard - September 2, 2009 4:42 PM
It looks like 10 built this. It must go off constantly because that thing is a flaming pile of shit
19. seenit - September 2, 2009 9:42 PM
Mythbusters built it first!!! They used the same basic components AND managed to make the whole rig small enough for a person to wear comfortably when they busted the myth of "Do Girls Fart?"
20. Danger - September 3, 2009 2:22 AM
Now, if it could triangulate the offending noise and point out the offender...
21. pinkyfuker - September 3, 2009 4:04 AM
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name Michelle2000, maybe you want to check out my photos
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22. Jaded Icon - September 3, 2009 7:24 AM
What a waste of scholarships. I'm sure they are very proud of themselves. Seriously, they should have invented something that would have gotten them laid.
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