Sep 21 2009Sexy Japanese Lap Pillow Is An Actual Lap
This is a $99 Lap Pillow from Japan that, get this, looks like an actual lap! They come in both black and red skirt options and make a perfect gift for the person in your life that has everything but sexual relations with real people.
This pillow is skin-coloured polyurethene calves folded under soft thighs, a comfy cushion for napping, reading, or watching television.
And that's ALL they're good for, okay? Napping. Reading. Watching television. No funny business -- this includes prop comedy. Wocka wocka wocka!
Thanks to Claytron, who is holding out for chest pillows which, actually, probably already exist.
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Reader Comments
1. Ste - September 21, 2009 10:53 AM
Totally not going to be used as a pillow!!!
2. naas - September 21, 2009 10:54 AM
you can put your head inside of it
3. Michael Galvin - September 21, 2009 10:54 AM
First!
That's totally Photoshopped.
4. STOMPY - September 21, 2009 10:54 AM
nothing more sexy than a severed body for a pillow.... when are they going to make a zombie pillow? Or a TRex croch pillow?
5. Ste - September 21, 2009 10:55 AM
@3
Michael Galvin fail
6. naas - September 21, 2009 10:55 AM
@3 http://www.sneeko.net/images/gifs1/du_bist_ein1.gif
7. STOMPY - September 21, 2009 10:55 AM
@naas
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/meat_baby_a_modern_hansel_and.php#comment-147902
8. Pat - September 21, 2009 11:01 AM
Is it just me or it is a bit racist that this item comes from Japan and the "skin" is a bit yellowish in color?
9. naas - September 21, 2009 11:06 AM
@STOMPY http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/meat_baby_a_modern_hansel_and.php#comment-147912
10. Andyman - September 21, 2009 11:15 AM
I'd hit that.
11. LSDiesel - September 21, 2009 11:16 AM
@naas and STOMPY
8====D
12. naas - September 21, 2009 11:23 AM
@LSDiesel http://www.sneeko.net/images/gifs1/what0eb.gif
13. ham bone - September 21, 2009 11:26 AM
id rather have the yoda and the fleshlight
14. Dream - September 21, 2009 11:28 AM
ROFL, im laughing at this naas / stompy stuff.
its funny, and i like how you refer to old posts that were against each other XD
15. Dream - September 21, 2009 11:28 AM
@13
Yeah me too.
16. Johnny B - September 21, 2009 11:35 AM
Those look nearly as nice as the 'presidential knee pads' Bill Clinton had Monica Lewinsky use in the Oval Office.
8======D - - - - - * ;-( (Ow, my eye... and my pretty blue dress....)
[artistin inspiration courtesty of LSDeisel @11)
17. Johnny B - September 21, 2009 11:36 AM
*artistic not 'artistin'
18. Carrie - September 21, 2009 12:00 PM
This is creepy and insulting. Talk about objectifying women!!
19. Shan - September 21, 2009 12:08 PM
Oh, sweetie.... old news. Have you seen the boyfriend arm, too? Both are very old news.
20. naas - September 21, 2009 12:13 PM
@19 just because news has n-e-w in it doesn't mean it always has to be
21. Bryan - September 21, 2009 12:21 PM
Christ this is at least 2 years old.
22. Mr. cow - September 21, 2009 1:28 PM
Moo
23. Zek - September 21, 2009 2:28 PM
If you have seen it's Manual, there's a "DO NOT TRY TO SPREAD IT"S LEGS" illustration as it will damage the lap pillow.
Just shows what kind of people might buy this stuff.
24. J - September 21, 2009 5:35 PM
Does it come in a 'santa pants' version? What about a memorial version in red leather pants and an arm with a sequinned white glove??? (oh yes i did)
25. Claytron - September 21, 2009 11:31 PM
Teehehehe it's funny cause it true.
26. Jaded Icon - September 22, 2009 6:43 AM
@ 8
Oh, I agree. This does nothing to quell the hurt feelings of all the black Japanese in Japan.
27. Blastphemer - September 22, 2009 10:01 AM
Yeah...but will it do dishes? Better yet...will it complain about poker night with the guys?
Don't ya wish your pillow was hot like me?
Don't ya?
28. BOOBS - October 27, 2009 2:21 PM
Looks totally uncomfortable! Maybe if they would add some more junk in the trunk. lol..naw still creepy.