Sep 18 2009September 19th Is Int'l Talk Like A Pirate Day!
That's right you salty, half-masted sons of wenches, tomorrow (September 19th) be International Talk Like A Pirate Day. And to celebrate, TellTale Games is giving away free 1-part episodes of Tales of Monkey Island. Also, I will be getting drunk all day wearing an eyepatch and waving a plastic cutlass. So, if you want some free awesome gameage head over HERE tomorrow to claim your booty. Unless you already own the game like I do CAUSE YOU ARE A PIRATE 4 LIFE! Now, whattya say you and I swill some grog and yell at the wenches? What do you mean, "no"? That's it: hand me my wooden leg, I'm gonna kick your ass.
Thanks to deadbodyman, who talks like a pirate all the time because he illegally downloads copywritten files online all day.
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Reader Comments
1. le pirate - September 18, 2009 1:58 PM
argh?
2. Justin - September 18, 2009 2:05 PM
Arg me matey! i will partake in the days festivities. thar will be booty and rum for all me men. ARG!
3. Chundermutton - September 18, 2009 2:06 PM
Ar!
What be the significance of this fine day if ye talks like a pirate normally?
4. Chundermutton - September 18, 2009 2:07 PM
oooops i can't spell Arrgh
5. Dishy Dishyington - September 18, 2009 2:10 PM
Ahoy, fake, gar! Tis' just like some scene in Ne'er Back Down. Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty you bacon stealin' dinosaur lo'ers. The robots be comin', we're all doomed! Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum?
6. Justin - September 18, 2009 2:10 PM
@3 ye be reconized for ye's fine speech and wisdom of the the ol' sea ARGH!
7. Bee - September 18, 2009 2:13 PM
International Talk like a Pirate day AND my Birthday! What could be better?
8. dargains - September 18, 2009 2:25 PM
Avast, me hearties! Be yer all scurvy dogs parleyin' like a real pirate tomorrow!
Arr, this fine day be pleasing to me eye
9. Hannukah Montana - September 18, 2009 2:25 PM
Phuck u I'm sexy!
That's pirate talk baby!
10. ted - September 18, 2009 2:30 PM
so a pirate walks into the bar and he has the ship's steering wheel in his pants.
he walks up to the bar and the bartender asks what he'll have to drink but then says, "whoa whoa whoa, what gives? You have the ship's steering wheel in your pants!".
The pirate says, "ARRRRR....IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS!"
11. crack - September 18, 2009 2:32 PM
arrgh
12. Mr. cow - September 18, 2009 3:02 PM
Moo
13. HeyHey - September 18, 2009 3:52 PM
Ore' here ye'd be fined half yer booty for callin some poor bastard a hearty, Mr.dargains!
@Ted- drivin me nuts joke- I actually haven't heard that beforAR-RGH
14. Hawk - September 18, 2009 4:20 PM
Ti's pirate day! So i'm a downloadin some warez! Arrrr!!!
15. Hawk - September 18, 2009 4:22 PM
The RIAA is trying to have the day banned!
16. Ajax - September 18, 2009 4:39 PM
Tis best ye be listenin to the likes of Alestorm fer the day as well. Tis a bit cheeesy, aye, but all in good fun me hearties!
17. illusion - September 18, 2009 4:42 PM
yo, september 19th is also ma bday!!!!! how awsome is that!!!!
18. Cap'n Fart - September 18, 2009 4:46 PM
If you're going to pick random days to talk like a pirate, man up and talk like one everyday... matey.
19. Jaded Icon - September 18, 2009 5:01 PM
@ 18
Yarrrgh! You be a spoil sport an' a son of ah scurvy wench!
20. Cap'n Fart - September 18, 2009 6:01 PM
ARRRR!!! ME CACKEY!!!
21. Jaded Icon - September 18, 2009 6:03 PM
@ 20
That's cab'n boy cackey ta you!!
22. Sal - September 18, 2009 6:11 PM
Shiver me timbers! Argh! Where my booty?!
23. Amanda - September 18, 2009 7:43 PM
Thats funny. Tomorrow is my sons bday and it is spongebob themed and we are having it at a place called pirate petes.
24. JFreezy - September 18, 2009 7:52 PM
ARRRRRGH! All ye wenches better surrender yer booty, er I'll scrape the barnacles off yer hull with me cannon! YAR HAR HAR!!
25. Jim - September 18, 2009 8:25 PM
I love me some monkey island!! Oh and get me some motha F&$%ing GROG!
26. Lee - September 19, 2009 3:44 AM
Who be a pirate's least favorite Van Halen singer?
Sammy Hagarrrrrrrrrr!
27. Lee - September 19, 2009 3:46 AM
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Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?". The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, exhorted, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the wound and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid". The men sat in silence marveling at the courage of such a man.
As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to their Captain for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my brown pants!!
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