Sep 12 2009Scratch Meeeeee!: Super Mario Fingernails

This is somebody's false fingernails that photobucket user nailchick27 painted with a Super Mario Bros. 3 theme. As you can see, they're good looking. I can't say for certain I'd date a girl with nails like that (because I wouldn't), but I would let her give me a back scratch. Harder. Go on, harder. HARDER. DO IT TILL YOU SEE RIBS! Now smoke a rack, I'm getting hungry.
Hit the jump for one more shot of the whole set.
Thanks to Ann, whose fingernails shoot laser beams. True story.
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Reader Comments
1. wes - September 12, 2009 10:49 PM
now i know why they have hand models... nasty nasty fingers
2. wes - September 12, 2009 10:50 PM
bloop
3. IRIDEDINO'SBITCH - September 12, 2009 11:10 PM
is she 70?
4. FIRST - September 12, 2009 11:28 PM
uhmmm.... those fingers look old o_O
5. leessyy. - September 12, 2009 11:48 PM
cute...but wht is up with thossee handda!!!!
6. Crash - September 13, 2009 12:04 AM
1. those are super cute.
2. nasty looking hands.
3. even though they're cute i would never wear them.
4. maybe if it was halloween.
5. or i was at a convention.
7. Daisy - September 13, 2009 12:11 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max was set to release a new mini microwave and found out the name bite nuker was offensive in some european countries. However some stupid page saved the day by suggesting the name fun cooker, and then right before they were going to sell the ovens under that name a crazy blackman started calling his ass the fun cooker on a television show.
8. Stephenie - September 13, 2009 12:19 AM
I love Mario as much as the next person,
But those are the tackiest things I've ever seen.
What's up with going outside of the nail bed?
9. nadalo日本にいます。MUSIC IS MY BITCH - September 13, 2009 12:27 AM
Is she holding a thick long....shaft? i dont remember she had those nails at the time///
10. Squidly - September 13, 2009 12:42 AM
I have ones with Link on them, life size, and in paper too.
Just because I'm male, doesn't change the fact that in my quest to über conceded and better than everyone at everything.
11. J-SIZZLE - September 13, 2009 1:24 AM
What is that thing with black cloth around it that she is grabbing?
12. LSDiesel - September 13, 2009 1:51 AM
Okay, a question for the ladies.
I'm assuming from time to time, you get an itchy butthole. I think it happens to all of us. How would you go about doing it with nails like that?
13. Jaycob - September 13, 2009 1:58 AM
@12 as a man with normal finger nails i can't say for sure but I'd assume very carefully or with some kind of woman product that has a french name
14. Dishy Dishyington - September 13, 2009 2:08 AM
@12. Ewww. Do you sniff your fingers?
Daisy's talkin 'bout an ep of 30 Rock btw. I thought she only did movies?
15. boobs - September 13, 2009 3:07 AM
i like that u update weekends
16. AW - September 13, 2009 3:37 AM
@12 - I'm guessing it ain't pretty.
The person that painted those, must have infinite patience...
17. tiffanybakescakes - September 13, 2009 3:48 AM
those r so kool but kinda messed up fingers wearing them : /
18. Me - September 13, 2009 4:14 AM
i just think its cool they were able to paint that small and detailed, could care less that they're fingernails or that the hands are ugly
19. nokia - September 13, 2009 4:44 AM
Number 12 you sick, you have turd under your finger nails.
And yes, it is a shaft
20. Josie - September 13, 2009 4:47 AM
That's pretty bad ass that they have little 3D pieces too. I think I'd be too afraid to wear those as nails since I break mine off constantly... but hey if you're gonna go for something go all the way dammit!
21. The IRS - September 13, 2009 6:15 AM
I was going to make a comment about her fingures, but seeing as how everybody else did. Im not gonna. So instead here is my comment that isnt speaking about the fingures at all..... 90 year old prostitute right there. ahyup.
22. Geekogee - September 13, 2009 8:04 AM
Must See!!!
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23. Sebastian - September 13, 2009 9:05 AM
LOL @ 7! Here comes the funcooker!
24. naas - September 13, 2009 10:43 AM
Good christ those fingers
I just found a picture of the woman modeling these nails MOMENTS BEFORE SHE GOT THEM DONE http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/03/10/cruzhernandez_wideweb__470x313,0.jpg
25. Jiakasuma - September 13, 2009 10:51 AM
I am not impressed
26. naas - September 13, 2009 11:06 AM
Damn, I was waay off & I must fess up. I was wrong & I readily admit it
She's not nearly as old as those fingers look - this pic is in her photobucket & there's a few others where you can see her nails http://s246.photobucket.com/albums/gg89/nailchick27/?action=view¤t=1stdaymekaden.jpg
Sorry lady, that picture above doesn't do those fingers any justice
27. Cinema Obsessed - September 13, 2009 11:13 AM
Coool... I'd wear 'em... then be embarassed after 5 minutes and take 'em off...
28. jaja - September 13, 2009 11:21 AM
dare i say it ???
I think I'm getting bored of geekologie !!!
HELP ME !
29. ciao - September 13, 2009 12:03 PM
this is how she steals children's souls
30. proteon - September 13, 2009 12:03 PM
Released in 1988 you were one years old. I too want to at times paint my nails with imagery from my first year on earth.
31. wes - September 13, 2009 1:30 PM
@30 Mario is timeless, I know kids who love the game.
32. Corey - September 13, 2009 2:09 PM
Why couldn't this of been Sonic instead of Mario? I mean, Mario is cool, but he has NOTHING on Sonic. I would date a girl with Sonic nails. lol
33. proteon - September 13, 2009 4:13 PM
If it were retro not timeless we couldn't pretend we were there. I too know kids who love mario - because it's retro.
34. Dishy Dishyington - September 13, 2009 4:42 PM
Try this. Look at your hands up close, around the nails. They probably look OK, pretty smooth. Now wash some dishes or do something that gets your hands dirty so you really gotta scrub em clean. Now look at your hands. You'll see those old-lady-skin wrinkles around the nails. It lasts for an hour or so.
The hands in the picture tell me this chick doesn't have a maid. She has to work.
Still, she should lotion before taking pictures.
35. Mr. cow - September 13, 2009 5:47 PM
Moo
36. Goldflop rakeback - September 13, 2009 6:05 PM
How long did it take to paint those nails, although its a little sad its also pretty impressive work.
37. Checo - September 13, 2009 6:24 PM
Giiuuu!!!!!
http://ubergosh.mybrute.com
38. Robert - September 13, 2009 7:30 PM
And this chick's married (or at least engaged)? What a lucky guy to have her...She's into Zelda, wraps his wing-ding in black velvet, and gets a sr. citizen discount.....
39. naas - September 13, 2009 7:55 PM
that's no planet
40. Risa - September 13, 2009 8:05 PM
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chandrisa@live.com
chibi_risa_chan@yahoo.com
41. meat - September 13, 2009 10:37 PM
c0cksucker!
42. Mr. pig - September 13, 2009 11:30 PM
oink
43. gizmoduck - September 14, 2009 3:52 AM
yikes.
what is she holding?
and with nails like those, and a itchy butthole, you're done for.
WAIT
if she touches herself with the finger with mario in the frogsuit....isn't that kindof like a furry?
44. Android Boy - September 14, 2009 7:54 AM
@ 7
Someone kill that b*tch, please!
45. Jaded Icon - September 14, 2009 8:04 AM
Interesting. If the old GF wore these I might not have kicked her to the curb so soon.
46. Freddy k - September 14, 2009 10:32 AM
LAME!
#8 Agreed.
47. Blastphemer - September 14, 2009 10:41 AM
Kinda ironic that she can't actually play SM3 with those talons. Anyways...
48. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - September 14, 2009 2:12 PM
12 - I think that the occurances of having an itchy butthole are inversley proportionate to how often you shower. So... shower more, scratch ass less.
49. Beastman AIDS - September 14, 2009 4:51 PM
@12
Trim your gooch hair - it stops nutty bits getting lodged in and itchying up your stinker
50. Shox r4 shoes - September 20, 2009 10:11 AM
Shox r4 shoes
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52. candies - November 17, 2009 12:54 PM
gir l yopuur naikls are so dope