September 8, 2009

Robotic Bear Will Kill You In The Hospital

Filed Under: aaaaahh / apocalypse / bad ideas / bear / death trap / hospital / hurt / hurt people make me sad / i would rather fall out of bed onto the floor / killer / no no no / no thanks / pass / rawr! / remind me to never get in a car accident / robotic / robotic death army / wtf is that! / wtf were you thinking?

This is a promotional video for RIKEN's RIBA, a robotic pedo-bear that was designed to pick hospital patients up out of their beds and discreetly crush their genitals. Yeah, no thanks. Oh, and don't let the Whinny the Pooh music in the video fool you, this robo-bear would maul your whole damn face off and wear it like a mask for a single pot of oil. Don't believe me? Ask Piglet.

Couldn't find him, could you? Draw your own conclusions.*

*Tigger and I roasted that delicious son of a bitch.

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Thanks to ANON, who once got Pooh so high he ate like forty jars of honey and then tried to rob a hive at gunpoint.

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