Sep 24 2009Remove The Knuckles And The Fingers Will Die: Hardcore Zombie Tattoo
Wait, so does that mean he IS a zombie? Beause it doesn't say '#1 zombie slaya', it just says 'zombie'. Who knows, maybe he didn't have enough fingers for all that. Or brains. Get it? Zombie joke!
Thanks to Emma, who once brained a zombie with a frying pan and didn't even lose the eggs she was cooking. Over-easy, Emma.
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Reader Comments
1. numb3rsix - September 24, 2009 1:57 PM
Maybe he just really likes that Cranberries song....
2. Johnny B - September 24, 2009 1:57 PM
I don't know if that is better/worse than my former co-worker who got a mustached tattooed on his finger (so he could hold his finger under his nose, and have a mustache)
3. Johnny B - September 24, 2009 2:00 PM
something like this
http://www.zhippo.com/ajaxtattooHOSTED/images/gallery/mustache!-tattoo.jpg
4. Mr. cow - September 24, 2009 2:02 PM
Moo
5. numb3rsix - September 24, 2009 2:02 PM
With their tanks and their bombs and their bombs and their guns in your head in your head.......
In your HEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD
zombie zombie zombie eh eh eh eh eh eh
6. Ham Bone - September 24, 2009 2:06 PM
@5 Me my mom and some of her friends have a Cranberries tribute cover band if you want to join ... we need a singer and it seems like you know atleast some of the words to one of their songs
7. numb3rsix - September 24, 2009 2:09 PM
....go on
8. This guy is a stupid - September 24, 2009 2:10 PM
Greenman
9. Derrick - September 24, 2009 2:36 PM
1000 years from now this body is dug up and the theory is put out that during the 2000's there was a great fear of a zombie apocalypse, so corpses were branded upon death so that they would be easily noticed on the street... The robots will deem this to be true and all humans upon death will be given a zombie tatoo before being thrown into the mass grave...
10. Ham Bone - September 24, 2009 2:38 PM
@7 well ... we dont get paid but after jam sessions my mom makes rice krispie treats and mrs cooper (our bassist) always has diet RC cola in her mini van. Our last two shows (at the golden acres retirement community and Gertrude Bennett’s 87th birthday) the groupies were out of control. I would just like to thank god for removable dentures and replaceable hips
11. Stuart Conover - September 24, 2009 2:46 PM
Maybe he's a cannibal who hopes the tattoo will get him off on a zombie insanity defense plea?
12. fn - September 24, 2009 2:46 PM
I find that people who get tattoos are generally fcuk nuts, or at least were acting like fcuk nuts when deciding to get said tattoo.
13. skeletor - September 24, 2009 2:49 PM
Idiot. why get skulls tattooed next to zombie? it it said pirate maybe...
get zombie heads you dope...or just cut your hands off
14. Craftsmen - September 24, 2009 2:51 PM
What a stupid tool.
15. numb3rsix - September 24, 2009 2:53 PM
You have my attention. Your Mom, does she make the Rice Krispies treats using real Rice Krispies or is it 'puffed rice' from the bag on the bottom shelf. Maltomeal is a deal breaker. RC is a fine, even royal, cola and it will do, but NO diet. Your shows sound pretty crazy. I was in a proclaimers tribute band sometime ago (yes I can cover Scottish pop as well as Irish) and was hit in the head with a pair of orthopedic control top hose that were so orthopedic I was actually knocked unconscious. Apparently it was not necessary for me to walk 500 miles to fall down at her door. Anycrap, please contact my agent and we'll give it a try.
16. Ham Bone - September 24, 2009 3:05 PM
Oh it is the real rice krispies i wouldnt stand for that bushleague 'puffed rice' nonsence. (Just incase she is reading this she will be back with the Dexys Midnight Runners singing Come on Eileen covers if she makes that crap.) Anyway we have talked to the agent and we are currently on the way to costco for some RC cola (although i wont have any since sugar makes me a little too hyper sometimes). I look forward to working with you
17. Lizzard - September 24, 2009 3:07 PM
WTF this is totally copying my bro, look here:
http://br.st/087
254 indeed
18. Lizzard - September 24, 2009 5:59 PM
What's also funny is if you double deuce the middle fingers it says "OI"
19. Chuey "The Rock 'n' Roll" Midget - September 25, 2009 11:11 AM
@ numb3rsix and Ham Bone ....Score!
20. Geekolojew - September 26, 2009 7:58 AM
Must See!!!
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21. kate - September 26, 2009 6:08 PM
@ 2. my brother did that tattoo. i just draw it on, im to chicken shit for a tattoo