Pathetic: Burglar Stops To Check Facebook On Victim's Computer, Forgets To Log Out
Okay so I just noticed I left the "r" out of "your" in that Facebook update but that's what happens when you stay up till 5 am binge drinking, you know? Also, waking up with strange bruises and an even stranger man in your bed (seriously brah, it's 10:30 -- time for you to go). Anyway, worst burglar ever:
The popular online social networking site Facebook helped lead to an alleged burglar's arrest after he stopped check his account on the victim's computer, but forgot to log out before leaving the home with two diamond rings.
[The victim] told police that someone had broken into her home through a bedroom window.There were open cabinets in her garage, and other signs of a burglar.
The victim later noticed that the intruder also used her computer to check his Facebook status, and his account was still open when she checked the computer.
Wow, that's almost as bad as the time I broke into a house and accidentally spelled my name out on the fridge in alphabet magnets. Almost -- but this guy is way stupider.
Burglar leaves his Facebook page on victim's computer [thejournal]
Thanks to Joshua, nancypantz, Brian and Fally, who ONLY break into people's places to check their status updates.
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