Sep 30 2009OMG, It's Got A Bomb!: The Terrorist Teapot
Damn yeah two food related posts in a row. HUNGER CAN'T HOLD ME DOWN! Know what I'm sayin'? Jesus, I hope somebody does. Just one person even. I'm so tired of feeling alone. Anyway, a $39 terrorist teapot: the queen would not approve.
Think teapots are outdated and belong in your grandmother's kitchen? Think again. The Terrorist Teapot takes a threatening stance against anyone trying to mess with your perfectly brewed tea with a tea cosy that doubles as a balaclava. We can think of other uses for it... but you should probably reserve it for keeping the pot warm.
Personally, I love a spot of tea in the afternoon. And by tea I mean tea in the Jack Kerouac On The Road sense. I'm talking weed, damnit. Except I don't really smoke that shit because my mom is probably reading this (but I do so somebody get me high). Ha, what do you mean parents can read between parenthesis? LIES!
Thanks to Guido B, who enjoys his tea with a side of "it fell off tha back of a truck".
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Reader Comments
1. naas - October 1, 2009 10:44 AM
airplane friendly.......... sssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSBOOOOOOM!!!!!!
2. naas - October 1, 2009 10:47 AM
...I've fit a very similar leather mask like that over LSDiesel's face, STOMPYs head, STOMPYS mom's face & Ollie Williams entire body w/ a gag-ball strapped in his mouth while wearing a body glove AT THE SAME TIME
Seeing this brings back memories of the good ol days
3. Cinema Obsessed - October 1, 2009 10:55 AM
Oh yeah it's great.... if you like your tea with two spoonfulls of FEAR!
4. LSDiesel - October 1, 2009 10:56 AM
I remember that. That was after Johnny B put your kitten in the toaster and you had no one left to role play with. We should keep a yearbook...
5. noogaloopagus - October 1, 2009 11:06 AM
If it were a terrorist teapot wouldn't have a turban or something like that?
6. lee.harless - October 1, 2009 11:07 AM
FIFTHSSSSTTT!!
7. lee.harless - October 1, 2009 11:07 AM
..crap...
8. lee.harless - October 1, 2009 11:08 AM
..anyway, I like it. I'd totally take it training-camping with me.
9. Ham Bone - October 1, 2009 11:09 AM
i am holding out for ninja tea pot becasue ninjas are way more scary then terrorists ... i mean did you see the movie 3 ninjas ... Terrifing
10. Ham Bone - October 1, 2009 11:10 AM
@2 HOT
11. Jebediah - October 1, 2009 11:15 AM
old; and product site is suck.uk.com
12. Johnny B - October 1, 2009 11:16 AM
Just in time for "Beauty & The Beast 2" where Mrs. Teapot gets raped by masked teapots during a home invasion.
13. naas - October 1, 2009 11:24 AM
@4 We should keep a yearbook, things get so crazy sometimes people wouldn't believe most of the stories if it weren't for brutal scarring. I do miss that kitten too
14. Ollie Williams - October 1, 2009 11:37 AM
yawn
15. Cameron - October 1, 2009 11:39 AM
GW, hit me up next time you're in the Kansas City area. I'll smoke you up, ole buddy.
16. Solid Snaek - October 1, 2009 11:47 AM
OMG METUL GEARRR.
17. Superevil - October 1, 2009 12:01 PM
Thats retarded
18. Wendy - October 1, 2009 12:27 PM
I'm getting one of these.
For whatever reason, my sister collects teapots. I think if anyone, my right wing sister will likethis as a christmas present.
19. Spikey DaPikey - October 1, 2009 12:56 PM
Old school terrorist, want one :)
20. Pat - October 1, 2009 1:59 PM
@18 You know she would!
21. Scruff Mcgruff - October 1, 2009 3:33 PM
oi..why's he got a tea cozy on his head vinny.... he's got a f*ckin tea cozy on his head to keep him warm tyrone you big black bastard.
22. HeyHey - October 1, 2009 10:01 PM
I got that for Christmas last year, but at least it gets a GW post :)
23. Jaded Icon - October 2, 2009 6:55 AM
@ 18
Your sister sounds HAWT!
24. perenelle - October 2, 2009 8:50 AM
I want one, haha.
25. Scruff - October 2, 2009 9:21 AM
He He,
This happens to be a Manic Street Preachers limited edition teapot from there generation terrorist tour.
Lucky anuff to get one few years ago.