Sep 4 2009Oldschool Flavor: Epic Farm In Farmville

I don't play Farmville because I don't have time (also, for those of you that do play on Facebook -- I'm tired of getting updates every time your cow gives birth). But if I did you better believe this is what my farm would look like (higher res version HERE). Except Kid Icarus would be there banging Samus in a cornfield. Say metroid! Say it!
Thanks to Victoria, who has a green thumb and could grow the eyes off a potato.
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Reader Comments
1. AzzA-D - September 4, 2009 10:17 AM
thats awesome!!!
2. Ehrin - September 4, 2009 10:18 AM
F1RST!
3. Mr. cow - September 4, 2009 10:18 AM
Moo
4. AzzA-D - September 4, 2009 10:19 AM
Im going to have to play some Farmville on Facebook now that Ive seen this. Didnt even know there was a Facebook game called Farmville.
Is it easy to make stuff like that on there?
5. Your God - September 4, 2009 10:19 AM
i made him do it this way
6. alex - September 4, 2009 10:19 AM
Neato
7. Kokopure - September 4, 2009 10:19 AM
if I played Farmville, Samus'd be banging Zelda :3
8. Madgame - September 4, 2009 10:23 AM
Oh No! GW found a black sheep on his farm in farmville!
9. naas - September 4, 2009 10:23 AM
never played, no idea
10. LSDiesel - September 4, 2009 10:24 AM
@7, are you implying lesbian coitus? I hope you are, because otherwise you're a noob who still thinks Samus is a dude, or a robot.
I hate getting updates on farmville. What a lame idea.
I love making judgements about something based on it's retarded appearance.
11. GoSS Jerk now sterilized for your pleasure - September 4, 2009 10:25 AM
@ GW - Metroid, there i said it
@ 2 firstarded a$$
12. STOMPY - September 4, 2009 10:27 AM
did someone ask about Zelda diking out on Samus? How about while peach watches?
http://th00.deviantart.net/fs17/300W/f/2007/220/5/2/Samus_x_Zelda_____and_Peach_by_Karosu_Maker.jpg
13. STOMPY - September 4, 2009 10:29 AM
http://lesbiangamers.typepad.com/Articles/Lesbian_Trysts/Samus_Zelda_Lesbian_Tryst.jpg
14. Jaded Icon - September 4, 2009 10:30 AM
Jeff the farmer worked long and hard until the day he caught his wife with his son.......they were BAKING together! He then shot both of then and turned the gun on himself....the end.
15. Victoria - September 4, 2009 10:32 AM
There's so much more I can do with my green thumb GW. Ladies?
16. NinjaMuffin - September 4, 2009 10:34 AM
@12
i love you for this.... now ican die happy
17. LSDiesel - September 4, 2009 10:46 AM
@STOMPY, hey uh....I just wanted to say....well....thanks.
18. ikon810 - September 4, 2009 10:46 AM
This farm totally put mine to shame!
http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs216.snc1/8334_666644372546_37508497_38200578_2380192_n.jpg
19. Jacki - September 4, 2009 10:55 AM
It's easy to not see Farmville posts on the newsfeed -- just select that option to the right. We have to post them sometimes because then other people can feed off our bonuses...
20. STOMPY - September 4, 2009 11:01 AM
You've been struck by a smooth criminal...
http://mjvsninja.ytmnd.com/
21. jimmothy - September 4, 2009 11:01 AM
This is shameless viral marketing for farmville.
22. naas - September 4, 2009 11:04 AM
well fit for a warm friday before a long weekend
23. Jaded Icon - September 4, 2009 11:14 AM
@ 21
You are shameless viral marketing for douchebaggery.
24. DragonKatt - September 4, 2009 11:25 AM
That's so awesome!!
My farmville pictures usually consist of music (like, I will actually draw stuff on a staff) or abstract music related symbols (like bass clef abstract swirls...once I made a Beethoven in bass clefs)
25. jumpin_j - September 4, 2009 11:26 AM
FAKE! Where are the alien crop circles?
26. Timbo - September 4, 2009 11:26 AM
I do farmtown, but just barely. This would take a bit of work
27. Noah - September 4, 2009 12:15 PM
I TOTALLY HID ALL FUTURE FARMVILLE UPDATES FROM MY FACEBOOK! FTW!
28. Heather - September 4, 2009 12:27 PM
Wow. They just harvested themselves a big ol' crop of EPIC WIN!
29. I Can Say What I Like On The Interwebz - September 4, 2009 12:29 PM
This farm was ruined by the flag, without it it would be perfectly awesome
30. Timbo - September 4, 2009 12:32 PM
I LIKE CHEEZE FARMS
31. Justin - September 4, 2009 1:21 PM
This was stolen from my idea! I was the one that lobbied for different colored hay bails after I posted the original 8-bit mario design. I applaud the designer, but it was not original by any means.
32. Colorless Rainbow - September 4, 2009 1:44 PM
bah, I was going to make a mario when my farm was big enough. I made a canadian flag though with variating leaf and heart.. heart is better so I'll post that:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=8402180&l=3044f43e82&id=681675374
And my attempt at a triforce. Ever hear of that? lol
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=8492369&l=ffe8f69a28&id=681675374
33. Colorless Rainbow - September 4, 2009 1:48 PM
@4. Yes and no. It's easy to get the money but it gets annoying having to open the market, go to decorations, then scroll through everything just to buy one haybale.. then for the next piece you do it again. The end result is worth it though. =D
34. talondesigns - September 4, 2009 1:53 PM
that is so not real
the jetplane air - he would feel
hed fall on his ass..
still doin haikus? :)
the video would be more fun to watch if it were real.. that dude would have been knocked a block from the wind created by that.. plus the govt would be ALL over that guy for flying at that speed as low as he was.
35. talondesigns - September 4, 2009 1:54 PM
FAIL - wrong post to be commenting on.... my bad..
36. Colorless Rainbow - September 4, 2009 2:30 PM
hahah that IS fail. I was wondering why you were talking about the jet video.
37. Jenna - September 4, 2009 3:45 PM
I bet it was the art attack guy who made it, wasn't it!?!
I loved that show
38. Kokopure - September 4, 2009 3:54 PM
@10, I am absolutely implying lesbian coitus. To imply robotic coitus in the GW's comment section would be blasphemous :P
39. Colorless Rainbow - September 4, 2009 5:19 PM
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=8608018&l=1bbffb9402&id=681675374
I did this in a half hour.. see, it's easy lol. Bleh, it would take so long though if I didn't have to go back and buy each hay separately.
40. Deacon - September 4, 2009 5:22 PM
I don't see the appeal of Farmville...
But if they made a "Farmville / Zombies Ate My Neighbors" mashup?
I would rock that shit...
Heres my concept...
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30243945&l=252ee1d168&id=1579715784
41. Amber - September 4, 2009 5:39 PM
I guess we all have the same idea! I'm not finished just yet but this is what i have so far.
42. Amber - September 4, 2009 5:42 PM
Shit Link didnt carry over! But this is what I have so far. Not finished just yet.
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=8772161&id=760020693
43. HxCereal - September 4, 2009 7:46 PM
This is pretty messed up, did you know there was a town called Farmville?
I totally thought you posted something about the town I live in, I almost shit my pants.
But its just a facebook app.
How lame.
44. April - September 4, 2009 11:33 PM
Sweet! I have this app on facebook, though I don't have much space to do that, I still might have enough to picture in one...... :)
45. Gc - September 5, 2009 2:50 AM
http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs256.snc1/10322_133733512273_686932273_3041363_5317875_n.jpg
46. geekogee - September 5, 2009 6:15 AM
Must See!!! (farmville cows giving birth)
http://alturl.com/obg7
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47. Colorless Rainbow - September 5, 2009 11:57 AM
http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs214.snc1/8135_252132165374_681675374_8613879_2354521_n.jpg
There's my whole farm. That was fun =D Now I'm poor lol.
48. Frankie - September 7, 2009 4:51 PM
I showed this to my mum and the first thing she said was "look how many trees there are!"
49. Heroix - September 8, 2009 11:05 AM
How it come that he has all legendary heroes of 8-bit world, except Pac-Man?
http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/7439/farmville3.jpg here we go...
50. Blastphemer - September 8, 2009 1:17 PM
Facebook's version of WoW, huh? Decisions, decisions, decisions...
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53. Alejandro - September 14, 2009 12:22 AM
check this one that i made
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=596223342&v=feed&story_fbid=134678238213#/photo.php?pid=2334327&id=512009692&ref=mf
54. diogo - October 24, 2009 9:57 AM
me add no farmville joice.greco@hotmail.com
55. Farmer Guru - December 16, 2009 5:44 PM
Just a little post to share an amazing tool : Farmer Extreme Manager.
Perfect to dominate FarmVille for free
http://tinyurl.com/farmer-extreme-manager
;-)
56. tuba - March 5, 2010 9:19 AM
ohho..!!! this is very nice farm....its mario brother naa.. ;)
57. Sikder - April 19, 2010 9:06 PM
cow udder
58. Funny SMS - July 6, 2010 9:36 AM
Nice blog...bookmarked.