Sep 4 2009Oldschool Flavor: Epic Farm In Farmville

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I don't play Farmville because I don't have time (also, for those of you that do play on Facebook -- I'm tired of getting updates every time your cow gives birth). But if I did you better believe this is what my farm would look like (higher res version HERE). Except Kid Icarus would be there banging Samus in a cornfield. Say metroid! Say it!

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Thanks to Victoria, who has a green thumb and could grow the eyes off a potato.

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thats awesome!!!

F1RST!

Moo

Im going to have to play some Farmville on Facebook now that Ive seen this. Didnt even know there was a Facebook game called Farmville.
Is it easy to make stuff like that on there?

i made him do it this way

Neato

if I played Farmville, Samus'd be banging Zelda :3

Oh No! GW found a black sheep on his farm in farmville!

never played, no idea

@7, are you implying lesbian coitus? I hope you are, because otherwise you're a noob who still thinks Samus is a dude, or a robot.

I hate getting updates on farmville. What a lame idea.

I love making judgements about something based on it's retarded appearance.

@ GW - Metroid, there i said it

@ 2 firstarded a$$

did someone ask about Zelda diking out on Samus? How about while peach watches?

http://th00.deviantart.net/fs17/300W/f/2007/220/5/2/Samus_x_Zelda_____and_Peach_by_Karosu_Maker.jpg

http://lesbiangamers.typepad.com/Articles/Lesbian_Trysts/Samus_Zelda_Lesbian_Tryst.jpg

Jeff the farmer worked long and hard until the day he caught his wife with his son.......they were BAKING together! He then shot both of then and turned the gun on himself....the end.

There's so much more I can do with my green thumb GW. Ladies?

@12

i love you for this.... now ican die happy

@STOMPY, hey uh....I just wanted to say....well....thanks.

This farm totally put mine to shame!

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs216.snc1/8334_666644372546_37508497_38200578_2380192_n.jpg

It's easy to not see Farmville posts on the newsfeed -- just select that option to the right. We have to post them sometimes because then other people can feed off our bonuses...

You've been struck by a smooth criminal...
http://mjvsninja.ytmnd.com/

This is shameless viral marketing for farmville.

well fit for a warm friday before a long weekend

@ 21

You are shameless viral marketing for douchebaggery.

That's so awesome!!

My farmville pictures usually consist of music (like, I will actually draw stuff on a staff) or abstract music related symbols (like bass clef abstract swirls...once I made a Beethoven in bass clefs)

FAKE! Where are the alien crop circles?

I do farmtown, but just barely. This would take a bit of work

I TOTALLY HID ALL FUTURE FARMVILLE UPDATES FROM MY FACEBOOK! FTW!

Wow. They just harvested themselves a big ol' crop of EPIC WIN!

This farm was ruined by the flag, without it it would be perfectly awesome

I LIKE CHEEZE FARMS

This was stolen from my idea! I was the one that lobbied for different colored hay bails after I posted the original 8-bit mario design. I applaud the designer, but it was not original by any means.

bah, I was going to make a mario when my farm was big enough. I made a canadian flag though with variating leaf and heart.. heart is better so I'll post that:

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=8402180&l=3044f43e82&id=681675374

And my attempt at a triforce. Ever hear of that? lol

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=8492369&l=ffe8f69a28&id=681675374

@4. Yes and no. It's easy to get the money but it gets annoying having to open the market, go to decorations, then scroll through everything just to buy one haybale.. then for the next piece you do it again. The end result is worth it though. =D

that is so not real
the jetplane air - he would feel
hed fall on his ass..

still doin haikus? :)

the video would be more fun to watch if it were real.. that dude would have been knocked a block from the wind created by that.. plus the govt would be ALL over that guy for flying at that speed as low as he was.

FAIL - wrong post to be commenting on.... my bad..

hahah that IS fail. I was wondering why you were talking about the jet video.

I bet it was the art attack guy who made it, wasn't it!?!
I loved that show

@10, I am absolutely implying lesbian coitus. To imply robotic coitus in the GW's comment section would be blasphemous :P

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=8608018&l=1bbffb9402&id=681675374

I did this in a half hour.. see, it's easy lol. Bleh, it would take so long though if I didn't have to go back and buy each hay separately.

I don't see the appeal of Farmville...

But if they made a "Farmville / Zombies Ate My Neighbors" mashup?
I would rock that shit...

Heres my concept...
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30243945&l=252ee1d168&id=1579715784

I guess we all have the same idea! I'm not finished just yet but this is what i have so far.

Shit Link didnt carry over! But this is what I have so far. Not finished just yet.

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=8772161&id=760020693

This is pretty messed up, did you know there was a town called Farmville?

I totally thought you posted something about the town I live in, I almost shit my pants.

But its just a facebook app.

How lame.

Sweet! I have this app on facebook, though I don't have much space to do that, I still might have enough to picture in one...... :)

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs256.snc1/10322_133733512273_686932273_3041363_5317875_n.jpg

Must See!!! (farmville cows giving birth)

http://alturl.com/obg7
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http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs214.snc1/8135_252132165374_681675374_8613879_2354521_n.jpg

There's my whole farm. That was fun =D Now I'm poor lol.

I showed this to my mum and the first thing she said was "look how many trees there are!"

How it come that he has all legendary heroes of 8-bit world, except Pac-Man?
http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/7439/farmville3.jpg here we go...

Facebook's version of WoW, huh? Decisions, decisions, decisions...

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Thanks for posting, I really enjoyed your most recent post. I think you should post more often, you obviously have natural ability for blogging!

check this one that i made

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=596223342&v=feed&story_fbid=134678238213#/photo.php?pid=2334327&id=512009692&ref=mf

me add no farmville joice.greco@hotmail.com

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Perfect to dominate FarmVille for free
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ohho..!!! this is very nice farm....its mario brother naa.. ;)

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Nice blog...bookmarked.

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