Oldschool Flavor: Epic Farm In Farmville

I don't play Farmville because I don't have time (also, for those of you that do play on Facebook -- I'm tired of getting updates every time your cow gives birth). But if I did you better believe this is what my farm would look like (higher res version HERE). Except Kid Icarus would be there banging Samus in a cornfield. Say metroid! Say it!

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Thanks to Victoria, who has a green thumb and could grow the eyes off a potato.

• Good Lookin': Punkified Nintendo Heroines

  July 14, 2009

  This is a drawing by Agent Melon of Princess Peach, Princess Zelda and Samus Aran hanging out all sexy and punkified. Now why Peach has a Bowser tattoo on her stomach is beyond me, but that wouldn't stop me from talking to it when we're getting intimate. I SAID "RAWR!", BOWSE... / Continue →
• 1st Generation Pokemon Cross-Stitched Family Portrait

  August 21, 2012

  Note: Worthwhile time-lapse video after the jump. This is a giant cross-stitch lovingly created by Linda (aka Esponsas) featuring the entire first generation of Pokemon. Man, so many familiar faces in the bunch. Like, uh, Dweezle, and...Tam-Tam? You got me, I'm more of a Yu... / Continue →
• +10 Commitment: Pokemon Card Marriage Proposal

  February 2, 2012

  Some brobro went and proposed to his Pokemon-loving ladyfriend with a custom Pokemon 'Diamond' gaming card. No word if she said yes or played a Snorlax and then snuck out after he fell asleep, but I probably would have. Proposing with a Pokemon card -- please, this guy isn't ... / Continue →