Sep 21 2009Not For Airline Travel: Ninja Kunai USB Drive
A dangerously metal USB drive shaped like a ninja knife, it just makes sense. The 2GB Ninja Kunai drives cost $125 and are in no way, shape or form safe for airplane travel. Or train. Now that I think about it, I wouldn't even drive anywhere with one. Because I used to keep a little pen knife on my keychain and now I push the gas with a peg. Which brings me to an important point: Pirate for hire. Now I know what you're thinking, and yes, I do bachelor parties.
Ninja Kunai USB Drive: the tech equivalent of getting a foreign language tattoo [engadget]
Thanks to Harrison, who once stabbed a foe with a traditional USB drive and lost all his data.
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Reader Comments
1. vask - September 21, 2009 12:29 PM
Too many flash drives in existence now o.0, just rip the case off a crappy one: boom a raw circuit usb, much nicer.
2. AKA - September 21, 2009 12:41 PM
Only 2GB for 125$? I'd rather buy an iPod and only use it as a USB drive.
3. naas - September 21, 2009 12:44 PM
looks sharp
4. naas - September 21, 2009 12:44 PM
..that's a metaphor
5. Moose Knuckle - September 21, 2009 12:54 PM
Fullfilling many of your assasin/computing needs...
Believe it!!!
6. Ollie Williams - September 21, 2009 1:01 PM
I hear the deafening cheer of so many white anime/anything Japanese-loving teenagers.
7. Chundermutton - September 21, 2009 1:02 PM
pricey!
8. Pat - September 21, 2009 1:18 PM
@2 Ditto. Way overpriced.
9. Mr. cow - September 21, 2009 1:29 PM
Moo
10. Johnny B - September 21, 2009 1:29 PM
@4
Sharp as a bowling ball.... thats a simile...
11. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - September 21, 2009 1:31 PM
Stabby and Geeky... hrm...
BTW, completely off subject...
I'M ENGAGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12. Mr. Dog - September 21, 2009 1:47 PM
Woof
13. naas - September 21, 2009 1:47 PM
congratulations chica
14. Ollie Williams - September 21, 2009 1:50 PM
@11
God help him. ;)
15. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - September 21, 2009 2:03 PM
14 - It's too late... Muahahahahaha!!!!!
16. ch4p3l - September 21, 2009 3:11 PM
@ 2 cents...All this time I thought you were a dude! No offense. I just figured that it would be waaaay more than 2 cents worth comin from a woman!
@ 4 and 10
I think thats just a pun...neither metaphor or simile. I may be wrong.
17. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - September 21, 2009 3:17 PM
16 - The original name was Thumperchica - I changed my name in response to the language filter.
18. GoSS Jerk now sterilized for your pleasure - September 21, 2009 3:20 PM
congrats! and i must agree with Ollie
19. Ham Bone - September 21, 2009 3:36 PM
Warning:
- Do not run with ninja knife USB
- Actual ninjas should not us ninja knife USB because it will break in half exposing a USB drive and foil your assassination
- Do not carry ninja knife USB in your pocket if you value your Scrodum
- Pregnant women should not use ninja knife USB due to accidental c-section
- Ninja Knife will make you totally bad A$$ and women will flock to you, this will require you to decapitate their boyfriends using ninja knife
20. J - September 21, 2009 5:38 PM
I bet of those who actually buy one of these, the only thing they've ever stabbed is the foil on the top of their tv dinner.
21. rad to the power of me - September 22, 2009 2:17 AM
why not make air travel a little more fun!
click the link b/c if you don't know someone like this then your probably not him either and i feel bad for your dull life
22. rad to the power of me - September 22, 2009 2:22 AM
@ $.02 must agree with the crowd. truely believed you were a guy.....probably due to your link.....but what do i know i'm not very.....Sharp HIIYOOOOO
23. rad to the power of me - September 22, 2009 2:23 AM
pps minus the first p
Congrats
24. Jaded Icon - September 22, 2009 7:20 AM
@ $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q
Congratulations!! Is it going to be a Star Wars Themed wedding?......by the way I ALWAYS knew you were a woman.....yeah, I'm sensitive like that.
25. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - September 22, 2009 8:36 AM
Thanks guys!!
No Star Wars theme... just booze themed =)
26. Gordon Freemant - September 24, 2009 11:10 AM
Great, this makes Narutards flock to Hot Topic, so I can't get my F#*@(G House of 1000 Corpses t-shirts. >:c