Sep 16 2009No, NO, NOOOOOOOOOO!: Yaddle Love Aid

For those of you who don't know, Yaddle is a female Jedi of Yoda's species (whatever the hell those green freaks are). And what you're about to see, if you're brave enough to hit the jump, is a homemade lovemaking aid featuring a picture of Yaddle and a green Fleshlight. And for those of you who don't know what a Fleshlight is: congratulations, you're our only hope.
WARNING: IMAGE CANNOT BE UNSEEN.
Hit the jump and get it over with. Feel the burn.

If I Have To Live With This Image, So Do You [pictureisunrelated]
Thanks Aisha, I didn't like these eyes anyways.
Related Stories
YOW YOW!: Sexy Star Wars Burlesque Show (01/11/2010)
Highly Questionable Japanese Sniper Prank (10/16/2009)
Kill Me Now: Star Wars Dance Contest Uncut (07/23/2009)
Bear Grylls Drinks Elephant Dung Juice (04/25/2009)
I've Seen It All Now: Freaky Star Wars Porn (10/24/2008)

Reader Comments
1. theboyrobot - September 16, 2009 7:16 PM
first?
2. Doom Guy - September 16, 2009 7:17 PM
Wow first time posting here and got a first! YAAAAAADDLE!
3. mememememe - September 16, 2009 7:17 PM
not first!
4. Doom Guy - September 16, 2009 7:18 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. God damn robots!
5. Mr. Anderson - September 16, 2009 7:18 PM
Uhh what the freak...?
6. Pew³ - September 16, 2009 7:18 PM
MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!
7. lookaze - September 16, 2009 7:23 PM
damn i thought i was strong enough... should have trusted gw more =/
now i'm a empty shell without a soul...
8. gilgamesh - September 16, 2009 7:25 PM
my eyboard doet wor anymore. throwu on it.
9. Foonie - September 16, 2009 7:26 PM
Gouging my eyes out I am.
10. Ghost of Kanye West - September 16, 2009 7:27 PM
@ Doomguy, Ima give it to you, you were quick, but 1 was faster.
11. F2 - September 16, 2009 7:27 PM
I'm torn between glad this has likely relieved his need to cruise for drunk girls at parties who he can paint with green acrylics and horrified at the actual physics of what he's created. Not only is he getting off schtupping a midget muppet, he's presumably, from his set up, wanting to do it doggy style. YET SHE'S FACING HIM! He twisted Yoda's sister in half! The force is strong with this one.
12. cash - September 16, 2009 7:33 PM
no action shots?
13. mark - September 16, 2009 7:34 PM
ohhhh GD
14. gizmoduck - September 16, 2009 7:36 PM
oh no!!!!
FAP FAP FAP
15. Pepe La Pew Pew - September 16, 2009 7:38 PM
WTF !!!!!!!!! WTF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
16. Doom Guy - September 16, 2009 7:44 PM
@ Ghost of Kanye West
Yea lol, I was just so excited to be witnessing an article without comments, that I didnt know what to say, and sure as hell wanted my first post over 2 years of lurking to be more than just "FIRST!!11!!" S'all good haha
17. lknbhgj - September 16, 2009 7:46 PM
I love that the picture's in a plastic sheet-holder.
18. Jim - September 16, 2009 7:51 PM
Is that a Yoda Fleshlight under the mattress?
19. Milkman - September 16, 2009 7:58 PM
Doggystyle with Yaddle...... bring on the green asssss I'm so tapping it...
20. monster - September 16, 2009 8:02 PM
that's it? come on GW I had a bottle of bleach all ready and everything. talk about an anticlimax
21. Truk - September 16, 2009 8:03 PM
It was smart to put that picture in a protective sleeve, guy probably has gallons stored up.
22. scurl - September 16, 2009 8:05 PM
pfft...this reminds me of the girl i lost my virginity to, but is probably more pleasurable.
23. Colorless Rainbow - September 16, 2009 8:14 PM
Haha nice. I'd like to try a fleshlight.. if I had a penis.
24. Jiakasuma - September 16, 2009 8:17 PM
LOL and I thought I was the one that does weird things
25. Rob - September 16, 2009 8:23 PM
eh. 've done worse.
26. SlowMonkey - September 16, 2009 8:44 PM
I will never look at the bank sending tubes the same again.
27. Sal - September 16, 2009 8:52 PM
HOT!
28. ;adfoladm - September 16, 2009 8:53 PM
this is
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
SEEEEXY!!!
29. Fact Guy - September 16, 2009 8:58 PM
@28
You son of a bitch even I'm not stupid enough to do that.
30. Mistress Ishbo (aka Aisha) - September 16, 2009 9:10 PM
oh yeah i sent this to geekologie this morning. i was stunned when I saw that pic!
31. ಠ_ಠ - September 16, 2009 9:28 PM
compared to some of the stuff i have seen on banana thread this is ok :/
32. Ham Bone - September 16, 2009 9:42 PM
Dude i have rubbed so many out since seeing that my balls are like the size of peas. yup just 3 little peas down there
33. Justin - September 16, 2009 9:50 PM
for the record, that's the butt hole fleshlight.
34. easymilt - September 16, 2009 9:54 PM
Ew... ... ew...
35. The Chef - September 16, 2009 9:59 PM
@34 they sell green fleshlights? Gotta be a custom job!
36. mirror - September 16, 2009 10:03 PM
Haha. I had a grey, red, and blue one with a picture of Optimus Prime. Homosexual imaginary robot inter-species sodomy is hot. Yeah. I went there.
Also, I couldn't help but notice that the picture was in a binder sleeve, which suggests to me that who ever gets their rocks off in this fashion has a book of related material at the ready. Weird.
37. blahman - September 16, 2009 10:05 PM
THiRTY-SEVEN, YES!!!!
AND WTF DID I JUST SEE?
38. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - September 16, 2009 10:22 PM
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
39. llllllllldddddd - September 16, 2009 10:23 PM
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDD
also you can post stupid stuff like this but we can't use teh swearz?
40. Margot - September 16, 2009 10:33 PM
Daisy hasn't posted FAKKKKKKE yet? HAHA.
Guess this absence of Daisy and her "FAKE" makes this image very... valid.
PS I didn't know what a Fleshlight was before I saw this. Gettin my daily education... Thanks GW for corrupting me further!
41. Dishy Dishyington - September 16, 2009 11:04 PM
A butt-hole fleshlight? Do they have a belly-button fleshlight?
Whatever happened to good ol apple pie? Or a sock full of crawdads?
42. HTK - September 16, 2009 11:36 PM
What if you accidentally turn the page and the next image is of Jabba the Hut?
The green flashlight would also match!
43. Me - September 16, 2009 11:46 PM
haha @38 you still failed, u should just stop trying
44. megmeg - September 17, 2009 1:49 AM
i'd hit it. jk
and if this scarred you for life, you must have never seen Mr. Hands
45. Andy Mac - September 17, 2009 3:09 AM
I think it'd be much better with a picture of Shrek's wife......i forget her name, "Princess something-or-other"
Bah!, Disturbingly entertaining!
46. billy - September 17, 2009 4:27 AM
Hey! I am a sexy white girl who is a sports lover,just seeking hot dating or whatever comes. I'm fun, and know how to have a great time, I just upload my latest blog on --__-interracialsearching.com-..__
47. asian sensation - September 17, 2009 4:31 AM
god dam it. im disappointed in the human race
@11 missionary
48. 41141425 - September 17, 2009 5:09 AM
Spending a lot of time on pictureisunrelated eh GW?
49. Mr. cow - September 17, 2009 7:25 AM
Moo
50. Robalot - September 17, 2009 7:54 AM
KEWL...where can I buy one?
51. F2 - September 17, 2009 8:14 AM
@48 I beg to differ. This is clearly doggie -- the knee pillow on the floor indicates a vertical male entrance. I can't believe I'm having this conversation. Going to go look at LOL cats for a while to flush the burning out of my mind.
52. Jaded Icon - September 17, 2009 8:19 AM
I was kind of expecting a lifesize model of Yaddle but I guess this works in a pinch.....if you're into that kind of thing.
53. LSDiesel - September 17, 2009 10:29 AM
If it's green, I'll put my junk in it no questions asked. Isn't that right Mr. Penis?Yes you just LOVE the color green....uh oh, not the spinach soufflé again!!!
54. Blastphemer - September 17, 2009 10:49 AM
Gimme some hawt seksy hutt lovin' any day, but THIS???...well THIS is just sick! }<
55. naas - September 17, 2009 11:01 AM
someone fücks that!? weird, I've always found 2 mattresses to work just fine
56. lee harless - September 17, 2009 11:12 AM
yeah, naas, but you have to wrap it in a pair of silk underwear first. everybody knows that. damn. you outta date boy.
57. che-che - September 17, 2009 11:29 AM
...this is it. all that warning. and thats it. losing edge around here.
58. Lewis Peacock - September 17, 2009 11:35 AM
Aaahw, ahw god no!
and poor yaddle's 'thing' is sandwiched between his matress and bed!
What the hell does the pillow simulate?
AAWESOME!!!
59. daguz - September 17, 2009 12:49 PM
Who broke into my bedroom to take this photo?
60. Cubicleboy04 - September 17, 2009 1:08 PM
Dunno what you're talking about. I lol'd myself while fapping. Nothing turns me on like the force!
61. Blastphemer - September 17, 2009 1:55 PM
...THAT'S no fleshlight....
62. yoda - September 17, 2009 2:46 PM
FAP
63. geekgurl - September 17, 2009 6:08 PM
WTH!
64. wazmeister05 - September 17, 2009 7:59 PM
imagine if the fleshlight was actually a light sabre and got turned on when you were also turned on... t'would be horrific
65. Danielle Watts - September 18, 2009 6:31 AM
Who took a picture of my bed?!?!?!?!
66. Shox r4 shoes - September 20, 2009 9:39 AM
Shox r4 shoes
67. Omnias - September 20, 2009 7:37 PM
69th post? How appropriate
68. Jonathan - September 22, 2009 1:17 PM
I love how the picture is laminated...for fear of a ropey lightsaber
http://www.theawesometrain.blogspot.com/
69. Tracy - September 24, 2009 7:33 PM
Jedi Masturbater?