Sep 16 2009No, NO, NOOOOOOOOOO!: Yaddle Love Aid

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For those of you who don't know, Yaddle is a female Jedi of Yoda's species (whatever the hell those green freaks are). And what you're about to see, if you're brave enough to hit the jump, is a homemade lovemaking aid featuring a picture of Yaddle and a green Fleshlight. And for those of you who don't know what a Fleshlight is: congratulations, you're our only hope.

WARNING: IMAGE CANNOT BE UNSEEN.

Hit the jump and get it over with. Feel the burn.

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If I Have To Live With This Image, So Do You [pictureisunrelated]

Thanks Aisha, I didn't like these eyes anyways.

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first?

Wow first time posting here and got a first! YAAAAAADDLE!

not first!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. God damn robots!

Uhh what the freak...?

MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!

damn i thought i was strong enough... should have trusted gw more =/
now i'm a empty shell without a soul...

my eyboard doet wor anymore. throwu on it.

Gouging my eyes out I am.

@ Doomguy, Ima give it to you, you were quick, but 1 was faster.

I'm torn between glad this has likely relieved his need to cruise for drunk girls at parties who he can paint with green acrylics and horrified at the actual physics of what he's created. Not only is he getting off schtupping a midget muppet, he's presumably, from his set up, wanting to do it doggy style. YET SHE'S FACING HIM! He twisted Yoda's sister in half! The force is strong with this one.

no action shots?

ohhhh GD

oh no!!!!
FAP FAP FAP

WTF !!!!!!!!! WTF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Ghost of Kanye West

Yea lol, I was just so excited to be witnessing an article without comments, that I didnt know what to say, and sure as hell wanted my first post over 2 years of lurking to be more than just "FIRST!!11!!" S'all good haha

I love that the picture's in a plastic sheet-holder.

Is that a Yoda Fleshlight under the mattress?

Doggystyle with Yaddle...... bring on the green asssss I'm so tapping it...

that's it? come on GW I had a bottle of bleach all ready and everything. talk about an anticlimax

It was smart to put that picture in a protective sleeve, guy probably has gallons stored up.

pfft...this reminds me of the girl i lost my virginity to, but is probably more pleasurable.

Haha nice. I'd like to try a fleshlight.. if I had a penis.

LOL and I thought I was the one that does weird things

eh. 've done worse.

I will never look at the bank sending tubes the same again.

HOT!

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SEEEEXY!!!

@28

You son of a bitch even I'm not stupid enough to do that.

oh yeah i sent this to geekologie this morning. i was stunned when I saw that pic!

Lecherous man camp,beauty paradise!!!
beautiful woman her combat index to 3200.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site ~~~~Sugarloves.Com~~~~ you know it is a bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.!!!!!!!!!!!!!

compared to some of the stuff i have seen on banana thread this is ok :/

Dude i have rubbed so many out since seeing that my balls are like the size of peas. yup just 3 little peas down there

for the record, that's the butt hole fleshlight.

Ew... ... ew...

@34 they sell green fleshlights? Gotta be a custom job!

Haha. I had a grey, red, and blue one with a picture of Optimus Prime. Homosexual imaginary robot inter-species sodomy is hot. Yeah. I went there.

Also, I couldn't help but notice that the picture was in a binder sleeve, which suggests to me that who ever gets their rocks off in this fashion has a book of related material at the ready. Weird.

THiRTY-SEVEN, YES!!!!

AND WTF DID I JUST SEE?

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDD

also you can post stupid stuff like this but we can't use teh swearz?

Daisy hasn't posted FAKKKKKKE yet? HAHA.

Guess this absence of Daisy and her "FAKE" makes this image very... valid.

PS I didn't know what a Fleshlight was before I saw this. Gettin my daily education... Thanks GW for corrupting me further!

A butt-hole fleshlight? Do they have a belly-button fleshlight?

Whatever happened to good ol apple pie? Or a sock full of crawdads?

What if you accidentally turn the page and the next image is of Jabba the Hut?

The green flashlight would also match!

haha @38 you still failed, u should just stop trying

i'd hit it. jk
and if this scarred you for life, you must have never seen Mr. Hands

I think it'd be much better with a picture of Shrek's wife......i forget her name, "Princess something-or-other"

Bah!, Disturbingly entertaining!

Hey! I am a sexy white girl who is a sports lover,just seeking hot dating or whatever comes. I'm fun, and know how to have a great time, I just upload my latest blog on --__-interracialsearching.com-..__

god dam it. im disappointed in the human race
@11 missionary

Spending a lot of time on pictureisunrelated eh GW?

Moo

KEWL...where can I buy one?

@48 I beg to differ. This is clearly doggie -- the knee pillow on the floor indicates a vertical male entrance. I can't believe I'm having this conversation. Going to go look at LOL cats for a while to flush the burning out of my mind.

I was kind of expecting a lifesize model of Yaddle but I guess this works in a pinch.....if you're into that kind of thing.

If it's green, I'll put my junk in it no questions asked. Isn't that right Mr. Penis?Yes you just LOVE the color green....uh oh, not the spinach soufflé again!!!

Gimme some hawt seksy hutt lovin' any day, but THIS???...well THIS is just sick! }<

someone fücks that!? weird, I've always found 2 mattresses to work just fine

yeah, naas, but you have to wrap it in a pair of silk underwear first. everybody knows that. damn. you outta date boy.

...this is it. all that warning. and thats it. losing edge around here.

Aaahw, ahw god no!
and poor yaddle's 'thing' is sandwiched between his matress and bed!
What the hell does the pillow simulate?
AAWESOME!!!

Who broke into my bedroom to take this photo?

Dunno what you're talking about. I lol'd myself while fapping. Nothing turns me on like the force!

...THAT'S no fleshlight....

FAP

WTH!

imagine if the fleshlight was actually a light sabre and got turned on when you were also turned on... t'would be horrific

Who took a picture of my bed?!?!?!?!

Shox r4 shoes

69th post? How appropriate

I love how the picture is laminated...for fear of a ropey lightsaber
http://www.theawesometrain.blogspot.com/

Jedi Masturbater?

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