Sep 10 2009New Bouncy Feature In Ninja Gaiden Σ II

Apparently by shaking your PS3 controller while playing the upcoming Ninja Gaiden Sigma II you can make your characters boobs bounce around all crazylike (which helps explains THIS advertisement). Also, I'm more than a little disappointed we didn't have this feature for the original NES. I'm looking at you, Princess Toadstool circa Super Mario 2. You too, Mario.

See Ninja Gaiden Sigma II Boob Bouncing In Action [kotaku]

Thanks to Pedro, who makes boobs bounce the old fashioned way: with a Ping Pong paddle.

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bloodrayne did it already way back when

Hrm. They could just put a smudge in for the face cuz science proved men don't know women folk have faces.

This comment has nothing to do with the post, and will most likely result in a failed asinine attempt to let everyone know that I, was indeed, the first to comment on this post. Yes. I am first. Meaning everyone else isn't first. So there.

@GW
Sounds like you are already shaking your controller when playing video games... did you attach your pocket pussy to your nes controller again?

@3,

Fail.

Now if they'd just release some PS3 silicone attachments...I could motorboat the controller. What are you waiting for Sony?!?!

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thank you again naas for that wonderful wonderful link...

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boobs are better in real life.

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Stay classy PS3.

Hey it sells right?

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@naas, Yeah, that's about how I felt.

C'mon srsly...I dont come to Geek. to see this....if i wanted to see boobs bouncing i would wake up at 6 oclock to whatch the milf next door jog .....I come to this site to see the newest and the greatest technology....

@ LSDiesel, Fail, on so many levels, but i guess it's still classy enough not be a 1stard

work sucks... cant even catch up on GW these days... FAIL

no one gets the joke on the advertisement that there is a ninja behind the boobs...

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Damn firewall coming between me and boobies again........I curse you firewall.

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@16

Silence fool. No one wants to hear you talk about your hatred for boobs.

Youtube took it down :( :(

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I can't see the video? why?

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