Sep 10 2009New Bouncy Feature In Ninja Gaiden Σ II
Apparently by shaking your PS3 controller while playing the upcoming Ninja Gaiden Sigma II you can make your characters boobs bounce around all crazylike (which helps explains THIS advertisement). Also, I'm more than a little disappointed we didn't have this feature for the original NES. I'm looking at you, Princess Toadstool circa Super Mario 2. You too, Mario.
See Ninja Gaiden Sigma II Boob Bouncing In Action [kotaku]
Thanks to Pedro, who makes boobs bounce the old fashioned way: with a Ping Pong paddle.
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Reader Comments
1. catch22 - September 10, 2009 11:45 AM
bloodrayne did it already way back when
2. deadbodyman - September 10, 2009 11:46 AM
Hrm. They could just put a smudge in for the face cuz science proved men don't know women folk have faces.
3. LSDiesel - September 10, 2009 11:46 AM
This comment has nothing to do with the post, and will most likely result in a failed asinine attempt to let everyone know that I, was indeed, the first to comment on this post. Yes. I am first. Meaning everyone else isn't first. So there.
4. STOMPY - September 10, 2009 11:46 AM
@GW
Sounds like you are already shaking your controller when playing video games... did you attach your pocket pussy to your nes controller again?
5. LSDiesel - September 10, 2009 11:46 AM
@3,
Fail.
6. Blastphemer - September 10, 2009 11:49 AM
Now if they'd just release some PS3 silicone attachments...I could motorboat the controller. What are you waiting for Sony?!?!
7. naas - September 10, 2009 11:53 AM
@Deez...... http://www.kellerpickem.com/4chan/NotEvenCloseKaplerMiss.gif
8. naas - September 10, 2009 11:55 AM
@this post http://bugi.oulu.fi/~heikkiv/chan/1137304469448.gif
9. STOMPY - September 10, 2009 11:57 AM
thank you again naas for that wonderful wonderful link...
10. Mr. cow - September 10, 2009 12:07 PM
Moo
11. Davo - September 10, 2009 12:11 PM
boobs are better in real life.
12. naas - September 10, 2009 12:18 PM
@9 http://www.kellerpickem.com/4chan/danceoff.gif
13. h3llbring3r - September 10, 2009 12:42 PM
Stay classy PS3.
14. Fade - September 10, 2009 12:43 PM
Hey it sells right?
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15. LSDiesel - September 10, 2009 12:54 PM
@naas, Yeah, that's about how I felt.
16. Slacker4Life 14 - September 10, 2009 3:17 PM
C'mon srsly...I dont come to Geek. to see this....if i wanted to see boobs bouncing i would wake up at 6 oclock to whatch the milf next door jog .....I come to this site to see the newest and the greatest technology....
17. GoSS Jerk now sterilized for your pleasure - September 10, 2009 4:07 PM
@ LSDiesel, Fail, on so many levels, but i guess it's still classy enough not be a 1stard
work sucks... cant even catch up on GW these days... FAIL
18. thomass - September 10, 2009 11:33 PM
no one gets the joke on the advertisement that there is a ninja behind the boobs...
19. dmhks - September 11, 2009 1:45 AM
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20. Jaded Icon - September 11, 2009 6:26 AM
Damn firewall coming between me and boobies again........I curse you firewall.
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22. Cameron - September 11, 2009 10:52 AM
@16
Silence fool. No one wants to hear you talk about your hatred for boobs.
23. Logue - September 11, 2009 12:45 PM
Youtube took it down :( :(
24. Ickorus - September 11, 2009 3:38 PM
Video is broked
25. hanyujoys - September 26, 2009 9:52 PM
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27. Copy Life - March 15, 2010 10:24 PM
I can't see the video? why?