Sep 27 2009Mobile Bar: Beer Bike Totes Two Kegs, Pizza
The Beer Bike was designed and created by Hopworks Urban Brewing of Portland, Oregon, and features two kegs and taps, plus a hot pizza storage unit. Impressive, but I can't even imagine pedaling two full kegs of beer around. I mean, those bitches are heavy. Sure, I've dated three-keg girls before, BUT I NEVER OFFERED THEM RIDES ON MY HANDLEBARS, NOW DID I?! I didn't. I demanded piggybacks!
Beer Bike! [mostlyhere]
Thanks to Kevin, who built a bike with an actual mobile brewery on the back.
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Reader Comments
1. matthew - September 27, 2009 1:11 PM
FIRST! and win
2. Barney Stinson - September 27, 2009 1:15 PM
Welcome back GW! It was pretty boring without you.....
3. Apo - September 27, 2009 1:17 PM
Yeah...
http://www.fietscafe.nl/engels/index.html
4. Luh*keE Designs - September 27, 2009 1:41 PM
I'm definitely from the Portland area and this is DEFINITELY something you would see cycling around town... okay all over really... :D
5. Kevin - September 27, 2009 1:46 PM
How does the beer stay cold?
6. jebus - September 27, 2009 1:53 PM
3 keg girl + handlebars = epic fail
piggy back that girl aaaaaaallllllll the way home OINK!
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9. jebus - September 27, 2009 2:18 PM
post 7. - mandymoorehol. you are doing the lords work, continue my son. that sh!7 is hilarious!
10. Ryan - September 27, 2009 2:57 PM
woohoo! all we need now is a keg-sized beer blaster!
11. Mr. pig - September 27, 2009 2:59 PM
Oink
12. jim - September 27, 2009 3:01 PM
So what's this have to do with being a geek again?
13. Sam - September 27, 2009 3:03 PM
I saw this photo, and before reading anything further I thought, "This has GOT to be from Portland." I was right.
14. Jaycob - September 27, 2009 3:38 PM
DECENT!
15. Daisy - September 27, 2009 7:15 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max stole a bicycle from a kid to chase after his car, and he was driving around on a girls bike with a daisy on the basket.
16. lokidecat - September 27, 2009 11:55 PM
Even if it is real, those aren't full-sized kegs. It wouldn't way -that- much.
17. GW FAIL - September 27, 2009 11:59 PM
Simple bike knowledge suggests (read: two jumps later) the brewery is clearly on the front of the bike. @12 geeks drink
18. LC - September 28, 2009 5:03 AM
Those are half-kegs, so coupled with the fact that they're moving on wheels, that wouldn't be very hard at all to pedal around. Unless, of course, you have little girly legs.
19. Mr. cow - September 28, 2009 7:12 AM
Moo
20. Geekolojew - September 28, 2009 7:31 AM
Must See!!!
http://alturl.com/obg7
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21. Jaded Icon - September 28, 2009 8:01 AM
@ 17
Don't worry about @ 12, s/he's a troll. Every damn post s/he's gotta post the same damn thing.
BTW: This sure would make biking a lot more fun.
22. John - September 28, 2009 10:53 AM
Um... yeah, hate to point out the obvious here but that is the best DUI machine I've ever seen!
23. Metrofiets - October 1, 2009 2:28 PM
He we designed and built the bike in question. Yes those are full kegs and yes it is fun to ride.
See the full story here - http://bikeportland.org/2009/09/15/introducing-the-hopworksfiets-beer-pizza-music-and-true-portland-spirit-all-on-one-bike/