Sep 16 2009Mine's Nicer: Dino Van Spotted At Walmart
Ignore the handicapped tag and West Virginia plate, that's not mine. Mine has like quadruple the dinosaurs. You know, to attract more kids because dinosaurs are so awesome. That said, I would still dive into the back of this thing no questions asked.
Jurassic Park [peopleofwalmart]
Thanks to Danielle, gator, Meganologie, Nick B, Greg and michael, who aren't allowed within 100 yards of a toy store.
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Reader Comments
1. hectorv1979 - September 16, 2009 10:23 AM
god i hate living in west virginia
2. SiGee - September 16, 2009 10:23 AM
SWEET!!
3. Jiakasuma - September 16, 2009 10:23 AM
LOL First they take a pic of me as R2D2 now they take a picture of my van! 0.o
4. Tulip - September 16, 2009 10:24 AM
AWESOME.
5. loler - September 16, 2009 10:24 AM
I GOT IT and lol dude how much time would somone put in that?
6. naas - September 16, 2009 10:27 AM
While that's quite clever, his dinos are rather small. GW is right though - he has a better dino car - http://photos.weschan.com/photos/34909547_rWMVy-S.jpg
7. 24-bit whore - September 16, 2009 10:28 AM
clearly the van of a geekologie fan
8. Max - September 16, 2009 10:29 AM
Since when is Godzilla a dinosaur?
9. pants - September 16, 2009 10:30 AM
that website is amazing and terrifying all at the same time
10. Fact Guy - September 16, 2009 10:32 AM
Fun Fact
there are 572 dinos on this truck minus the one I broke off of it.
11. Mr. cow - September 16, 2009 10:33 AM
Moo
12. Jaded Icon - September 16, 2009 10:33 AM
Is anyone suprised that this is parked right outside of a Wal-mart?.......I'm not.
13. Fade - September 16, 2009 10:35 AM
Classy!
http://fade-to-extra.mybrute.com
14. Ghost of Kanye West - September 16, 2009 10:39 AM
Yo, Foo. This van, aight, Ima give it to ya, this van is tight. But I got a van that IS a dinosaur. See, I ride the dinosaur around, like a poney. At night time, we get intimate, but a nugga need some luv nammm sayin'?
15. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - September 16, 2009 10:41 AM
I love the POWM site... This is awesome.
16. LSDiesel - September 16, 2009 10:42 AM
Fun Fact
Each time Fact Guy says something retarded, another dinosaur mysteriously appears on the van. Keep up the good work Fat Guy!
17. Jon - September 16, 2009 10:42 AM
i live in West Virginia and it is now my purpose to find this van, because lets face it, you can never have too many dinosaurs
18. farles chew - September 16, 2009 10:44 AM
Saw this guy in DC.
19. STOMPY - September 16, 2009 10:47 AM
hah, like the 500 or so dinosaurs didn't obviously show this man is handicapped, he still has a handciapp sticker....
20. HUFFIN MCMUFFINS - September 16, 2009 11:05 AM
Lickalotapuss
21. Dream - September 16, 2009 11:06 AM
lol, "Not allowed within 100 feet of a toy store"
22. Xtine - September 16, 2009 11:17 AM
Good lookin, Meganologie !
23. Meganologie - September 16, 2009 11:21 AM
ZOMG! I'm adding "Published Geekologie Tipster" to my resumé.
PS that thing about not being allowed within 100 feet of a toy store is pure hearsay.
24. DrNecropolis - September 16, 2009 11:24 AM
@8 You beat me to it!
At least the King of the Monsters is the highest point on the vehicle
25. Rah - September 16, 2009 11:31 AM
That's just Ham
26. gizmoduck - September 16, 2009 11:34 AM
i came
27. Jacob - September 16, 2009 11:34 AM
@1...I agree with you...Sometimes I just hate living in West Virginia...
28. Jeff - September 16, 2009 11:45 AM
I work in Herndon Virginia, and frequently see this van; the funny thing is this is their second car! They have a full size van with EVEN MORE Dinosaurs glued to it! To actually see it in person is disturbing in a short bus way....
29. Spikey DaPikey - September 16, 2009 12:10 PM
Wonder how long it'll take to melt them all with a blow torch :p
30. Johnny B - September 16, 2009 12:46 PM
@19
I knew handicapped placards were given to peope who are 'physically' disabled, and apparently now they give them to people who are 'mentally' disabled too.
@20
That would be a lesbian dinosaur
And you gotta love this one....
Mother of the Year
http://peopleofwalmart.com/?p=2931
31. Ryan - September 16, 2009 3:24 PM
I know this CAR!!! I live in Nova and see this beast driving into work. I mean, it is kind of unique, purple dinosaur car. Almost famous.
32. Don - September 16, 2009 3:34 PM
OMFG look above!! its GODZILLA <3
33. STOMPY (hates you just as much as GFS does) - September 16, 2009 4:59 PM
@10 and and 11 and 13 and 26 (26 only becuase you came when I camed..)
JIZZ IN YOUR FACE ARSEHOLES!!!! (except gizmoduck, it was a duel climax, no clear winner, double fatality...)
34. xolifer - September 16, 2009 9:31 PM
Is that Godzilla on the very top?
35. dark-kaomi - September 16, 2009 11:40 PM
I thought this might be appropriate: http://mylifeisaverage.com/story.php?id=569316
36. carmen - September 17, 2009 2:53 AM
Internet is a quite good place to meet friends and even find whatever your need. i am
just in the beginning of my career and want to find a rich man, maybe to be my sugar daddy. so i uploaded my hot and even
naked photos on ~~~~ www.Sugarloves.Com ~~~~ under the name Michelle2000, maybe you want to check out my photos firstly!
37. b - September 17, 2009 10:41 PM
you think that's cool? you should send some investigators to SANTA CRUZ CA. for real, we got way cooler shit than that one, plus one the same style covered in trolls, and on with 3d faces. a barak obama 08 bumbersticker car, and best of all, this guy that drives around with his blow up doll in the front seat, and his whole vehicle (he has a couple different ones) totally theme-ly decorated, with crazy music going, and his broad is rigged so he can maker her dance, and i dont me bounce, i mean she GETS DOWN!!!! they do matching dances together and this fool is laughs!!!!! yea... anyways....
38. NVG - September 19, 2009 3:38 AM
#8: GODZILLA IS the biggest dinosaur, duh...
The right questions are:
Where's the peak of dinosaur evolution, Barney?
And Denver, the last one?
39. 0иӘ - October 18, 2009 2:16 AM
Ohhhhhh yes!
I got to see this van!
I recognized almost all of the dinosaurs, and I got most of them xD