Sep 20 2009Meat Baby: A Modern Hansel And Gretel Story
Somebody went and made a baby entirely out of ground beef. Which, funny story: is exactly how God made Adam. Minus the pickle eyes. He used deviled eggs, silly! Can you tell I took a religion class in college? Because I didn't. I did take a philosophy class though -- it was called Morality and Ethics. Yeah, I found out I don't have any (I stole an exam and got expelled).
The Meat Baby [thisiswhyyourefat]
Thanks to Tydal and trishna87, who only eat candy babies.
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Reader Comments
1. jimmy - September 20, 2009 9:16 PM
LIES
2. Durando - September 20, 2009 9:17 PM
I dig the bacon diaper.
3. Mr. pig - September 20, 2009 9:18 PM
Oink
4. Sidewalk Kid - September 20, 2009 9:22 PM
I know a chick who made something like this but it was a stripper instead
none the less it's interesting
5. JOWE - September 20, 2009 9:25 PM
MY BABY!!!!
6. SPAM - September 20, 2009 9:41 PM
Im getting so tired of this DUMBASS meat and bacon college frat shit. It was fun once a long time ago...now its just... lets make a MEAT and BACON shit sandwich or castle and put it on the WEB...
7. Baby Eater - September 20, 2009 9:43 PM
This reminds me of a time i accidentally typed in Harlequin Baby into Google images.
8. freedumb4all - September 20, 2009 9:44 PM
Did they cut the pan so it looks like an iron cross?
9. Spikey DaPikey - September 20, 2009 9:49 PM
Its a cannibal birthday cake !!
10. Spikey DaPikey - September 20, 2009 9:51 PM
@8 i'm guessing the pan was too small, so they cut the corners to make extra space, either that or they dig iron cross shapes ;)
11. Tennist0 - September 20, 2009 9:56 PM
ummm, did he mean a gingerbread man story? hansel and gretal is totally different
12. ciao - September 20, 2009 9:59 PM
question is, who would eat it?
13. Cruisemissleking - September 20, 2009 10:13 PM
I like the bacon undies
14. David Sadi - September 20, 2009 10:33 PM
this look very disturbing...but i would totally still eat it after its been cooked
15. ciao - September 20, 2009 10:52 PM
you'd better share David >:3
16. Peregrinus - September 20, 2009 11:23 PM
I thought baby was the other other white meat.
@ 7, how do you "accidentally" do that?
Also, is that Meatloaf's kid?
17. zip - September 21, 2009 12:33 AM
I want to see an "after" photo!
18. mike freeman - September 21, 2009 12:42 AM
There has to be a jew joke somewhere in there!
19. morally superior uber-monkey - September 21, 2009 1:21 AM
ummmmm, hansel and gretel were fattened up to be cooked by the witch - SO SHE COULD EAT THEM
you dumbass, read more
20. Mr. cow - September 21, 2009 7:20 AM
Moo
21. Jaded Icon - September 21, 2009 7:54 AM
Nothing quite goes with a meat baby like a nice cup of Starbucks.
22. naas - September 21, 2009 8:34 AM
MEAT BABY NOM NOM NOM
I've been called a meat baby once before, but it had nothing to do with food
23. Cinema Obsessed - September 21, 2009 10:11 AM
Hahaha I hope they filled it with cheese... mmm...
24. LSDiesel - September 21, 2009 10:13 AM
Can I just take a stand here and saying that shaping a bunch of hamburger meat into something that slightly resembles a baby isn't really post-worthy? C'mon now people.
25. STOMPY - September 21, 2009 10:39 AM
Thats no moon, its a tasty burger....
http://nomoontastyburger.ytmnd.com/
26. STOMPY - September 21, 2009 10:40 AM
and now something to make naas cry....
http://deargodwhy.ytmnd.com/
27. khz - September 21, 2009 10:41 AM
meat baby ftw !!!
++moerbacon.com++
28. naas - September 21, 2009 10:57 AM
@27 now that's a meat baby
29. bajsm - September 21, 2009 11:14 AM
It kinda looks like the snake-baby, the one on youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuAktiLlDO4
30. FLUFFYABORTION - September 21, 2009 11:51 AM
THAT IS PRETTY FRICKEN CREEPY .... AND THANKS TO WHOM EVER PUT HARLEQUIN BABY ... IF I HAD EATEN BREAKFAST I WOULD HAVE LOST IT
31. naas - September 21, 2009 12:11 PM
@31 the all caps post was awhile ago, you're very late
32. Mr. Dog - September 21, 2009 1:41 PM
Woof
33. wameru - September 21, 2009 2:16 PM
i would eat that....cannibalism? slightly
34. GoSS Jerk now sterilized for your pleasure - September 21, 2009 3:01 PM
@ 27, i don't know if Naas cried... but i sure did, i just threw up in my mouth a bit too.
35. Ham Bone - September 21, 2009 3:43 PM
is this thing turning anyone else on?
36. Yeags - September 21, 2009 9:15 PM
Nothing like putting a jewish kosher beef baby in an oven!
37. Bronto - September 22, 2009 2:36 AM
What's inside it?
38. J. Johan Pallen - September 23, 2009 8:42 AM
I have photographs of a man eating a baby. There is nothing comical about it. Ted Bundy, David Berkowitz, Albert De Salvo and Edmund Kemper behaved in the manner in which you are behaving. They thought it was a big joke.
39. pussey - September 23, 2009 4:37 PM
damn. that meat baby looks like a damn slut.
40. off7spring - October 13, 2009 4:44 PM
Yea i made this meat baby. that was my starbucks which had nothing to do with said baby i just like starbucks. we made a film noir about it. check it out here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WhD53UoJhM
and yes it was delicious and the eyes are pineapples.