Meat Baby: A Modern Hansel And Gretel Story

Somebody went and made a baby entirely out of ground beef. Which, funny story: is exactly how God made Adam. Minus the pickle eyes. He used deviled eggs, silly! Can you tell I took a religion class in college? Because I didn't. I did take a philosophy class though -- it was called Morality and Ethics. Yeah, I found out I don't have any (I stole an exam and got expelled).

The Meat Baby [thisiswhyyourefat]

Thanks to Tydal and trishna87, who only eat candy babies.

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