Sep 2 2009Makes A Perfect Gift: Man Eating LEGO Pits
Two LEGO posts in a row involving scary shit with teeth -- BOOSH! So some guy started a website called igotyouamaneatingpit.com that sells man-eating pits made of LEGO. These are two examples of the seemingly endless possibilities. Pits start in the low $20's and go up from there. They are completely customizable by choosing a feeding system (person), food escape system (bike, monkey, etc.) and theme pack. They make the perfect gift for that person on your gift list who already has everything -- everything but a man-eating pit! Which, haha, come standard on some female models. I've seen toothy vaginas!
Thanks to Eddy and Jake, who tried to make DUPLO man-eating pits but they just weren't that scary.
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Reader Comments
1. asian sensation - September 2, 2009 10:18 AM
first!!!
stop posting lego stuff
2. naas - September 2, 2009 10:26 AM
@1 ghey!!!!
stop being firstarded
3. third - September 2, 2009 10:29 AM
omg!
4. Jaycob - September 2, 2009 10:32 AM
sigh
5. Timbo - September 2, 2009 10:33 AM
Asian firstard.... Go play with your japanese stripper dolls.
Legos are cooool
6. Gargamel - September 2, 2009 10:35 AM
Nice, but we all know what a real man eating pit is right? Points go to the first person that responds "vag!na".
Speaking of man eating pits and vag!nas, any one seen the movie TEETH? For those that are interested http://www.teethmovie.com/
7. GoSS Jerk - September 2, 2009 10:41 AM
Vag!na...
8. Biting Kopsia - September 2, 2009 10:41 AM
FEED ME!!!
9. Daisy - September 2, 2009 10:43 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movieNEver BAck Down where Max put Oprah Winfrey faces on the hippos in his Hungry Hungry Hippo's game which made it a lot more fun to play.
10. GoSS Jerk - September 2, 2009 10:44 AM
@ 2 & 5 ... Nice
There is a $100 pit for sale, unf*cking belivable... http://www.igotyouamaneatingpit.com/meet-the-pits/35/coco/
there must be no more than 25 lego pieces there, why $100?????
11. Gargamel - September 2, 2009 10:52 AM
@7 WIN!
I would like to know if the guy actually sells any of these things.
12. LSDiesel - September 2, 2009 10:53 AM
@2, leave him alone. He's just angry about his grape-sized pecker.
13. GoSS Jerk - September 2, 2009 10:55 AM
@ 11, please ship the prize (i hope it's fresh vag!na) to my office.
14. GoSS Jerk - September 2, 2009 10:58 AM
@ 12, i dont agree, we can't be lenient on firstards even if they have a Grape-sized pecker if he's embarased with his sorry a$$ tickler that is his problem, not ours.
15. Bath Captain - September 2, 2009 11:08 AM
Legos are cool man but this is taking it too far
http://themostawesomepageintheuniverse.com/2009/06/the-real-logos/
16. naas - September 2, 2009 11:14 AM
@12 yeah I guess that's the sensation part hehe
17. GoSS Jerk - September 2, 2009 11:15 AM
@ 15
Your link is not appreciated, starting with the name of the site and the utter lie that it states (we all know the most awsome page in the universe is geekologie), and the actual lame content that is in it, please (i'm being nice here), pretty please stop linking the lamenness of your site...
18. STOMPY (posting from home cause he is blocked from comments) - September 2, 2009 11:19 AM
@all,
I need you all to sign my online petition to get my work computer to start working for commenting again. I don't know but right after my octocomment about "his name was Gordon Shumway" a few days ago it seems GW web has automatically blocked my comments from that computer. I wrote into GW pleading to let me back in, even promising to free Evony and let him have his way with her... but still no action taken. I might have to quit my job if this continues so I can stay in touch with everyone.... GW, you know how to get ahold of me, as picard would say to his man biitch riker.... make it so...
-STOMPY
19. GoSS Jerk - September 2, 2009 11:24 AM
@ STOMPY
I'll sign it, can't find it, your link wont open,
@ GW
please let Stompy back, this place isnt the same without him
20. naas - September 2, 2009 11:27 AM
hehehehe STOMPY, I will sign your petition.
In fact I'll even come up there where you work & throw a fuss about the whole ordeal. I'll make a god damn scene & bring a fuĉking powerpoint presentation on geekologie, combocommenting, firstardation & our strongman gay bondage parties with Ollie Williams
Octocomments, as powerful as they are, shouldn't trigger the system in such a manner yielding this blockage so I WILL FIGHT FOR YOU STOMPY
21. Mr. cow - September 2, 2009 11:50 AM
Moo
22. Pat - September 2, 2009 11:52 AM
I'm confused. What?
23. Confused - September 2, 2009 12:09 PM
I don't get it. Who buys these? What are they? Why would anybody want one?
24. Iris - September 2, 2009 2:33 PM
Woo! Yay for Legos!
gross teethy genitals..
25. monketron - September 3, 2009 1:25 AM
this is cool to the power of awesome!!
oh, and by the way, i made a visual of what cool to the power of awesome might look like.
http://monketron.deviantart.com/art/cool-to-the-power-of-awesome-135684876
26. Jaded Icon - September 3, 2009 6:54 AM
@ STOMPY
You shouldn't have slept with GW's ex-girlfriend Yoshi. He is still sensitive about that sh*t.
@ GW
Can't you forgive STOMPY this one time? Please?............ok, I tried.
27. geekogee - September 5, 2009 6:31 AM
Must See!!!
http://alturl.com/obg7
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