Typically I find crazy homeless people cute with their funny signs and nonsensical babble. But not this one. You get no batteries, you hear me -- NO BATTERIES FOR YOU! I'll tell you what -- I would push this sucker down a flight of subway stairs like a street vendor's cart and not even feel bad about it. And if I have to go to a correctional facility and ended up being taken advantage of there, so be it. Haha, I saw that movie! Not really, I just know that that happens.
Homeless Robot [break]
Thanks to Darken, who once Shawshank'd his cellmate for looking at him salaciously.
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Stop everything and empty your bank account, because Griff's 'Pit Bull' hoverboard used in Back to the Future II is for sale on eBay. And it's only $13,000 -- for a fully functioning hoverboard! "GW? I don't think it actually hovers." WHAT? For $13,000 it damn well better h... / Continue →