Japanese 'Break The Table' Arcade Game

This is a video of a Japanese arcade game in which you try to disturb a dinner party by breaking the table. WTF, I know. That said, I woulda karate-chopped the grain outta that bitch. High score? Or score high? You have two boobs....you have four boobs.

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Thanks to Shorty, who would have hid under the table and looked up your skirt.

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