Sep 28 2009I Would Ride In That: Super Luxuriant Brabus Mercedes-Benz Viano Lounge/Mobile Office
This is the interior of the 2010 Brabus Mercedes-Benz Viano Lounge. As you can see, it has everything a person could want in a van. Except little kids. I'm looking at you, pederast!
Aside from its 426hp 6.1L V8 engine, the 2010 Brabus Mercedes-Benz Viano Lounge features a 32-inch LCD, two Sony VAIO laptops, a PlayStation 3, Nespresso machine, and even a Vertu Constellation phone. Unfortunately, this is just a concept...for now.
"Two power comfort seats provide maximum comfort for both rear passengers. Similar to long-distance flights in business class both seats can be reclined to full sleeping position at the push of a button."
I, for one, would not be ashamed to be driven around in this thing. I don't care if it looks like a soccermom mobile from the outside, I would totally hang out in the back and get my business on. And by business, I quite literally mean business. I've got money to make, son, no time for hanky panky! Mobile counterfeiting lab FTW.
Hit the jump for a couple more shots.
Brabus Mercedes-Benz Viano Lounge is a Geek's Paradise [techeblog]
Thanks to ben, Ashley and Fally, who can all ride with me as long as they get truckers to honk their horns when we pass.
Reader Comments
1. strit - September 28, 2009 4:08 PM
want!
2. Mindy - September 28, 2009 4:11 PM
I would so own that..... if i had lots of money
3. Mckinzzz - September 28, 2009 4:16 PM
With a name like BRA-BUS it should be full of strippers in lingerie.
4. Ollie Williams - September 28, 2009 4:28 PM
They should make that into the new BangBus.
5. Taylored - September 28, 2009 4:39 PM
Great... more worthless concepts. Who wants to ride in a V8 and watch a puny 32 inch? I need a V12 and a 52inch. ...and my god, is that a PC?! WTF?
6. Dishy Dishyington - September 28, 2009 4:52 PM
Taylored, so, are you saying you're a professional chauffeur?
7. Turtle - September 28, 2009 4:53 PM
pshh, this van ALMOST has it all.
sure all of this is gona impress the ladies. But where in the hell areya gona get laid? There is minimal sexual intercourse room.
And this may be the one van that isnt big enough to kidnap little children with. And even if you did, you would still be stuck with that minimal sexual intercourse problem
8. Mr. pig - September 28, 2009 4:56 PM
Oink
9. Taylored - September 28, 2009 4:59 PM
Dishy,
No... I am not a chauffeur, but I have driven some people to the airport on occasion, and I like to pickup hitchhikers. That being said, my opinion probably has no value because I do not retain an active CDL.
10. finfan - September 28, 2009 5:03 PM
Hey it's a perfect place to play Pedomon! I raised my Pedochu to level 69 last night!
11. Dishy Dishyington - September 28, 2009 5:54 PM
Taylored, sorry dude, about the loss of your license. No doubt the beginning of an inexorable downward spiral. But try not to think about that.
I too like to "pickup" hitchhikers and even regular hikers if they're close enough to the side of the road. I just got a bigger pickup with a wider grill so I can "pickup" even more things, like deer, mailboxes and "smart" cars. Every dent, gouge, and splatter holds a memory, of long summer nights spent pickup'ing and steamroll'ing.
12. Phill - September 28, 2009 6:03 PM
Sadly, your still in a minivan.
13. Mr. cow - September 28, 2009 6:08 PM
Moo
14. Turtle - September 28, 2009 6:24 PM
Mr. Cow is complete fail.
It really isn't the least bit funny.
It's input is just so minuscule that nobody cares.
YOU SUCK!!!!
15. Jesus - September 28, 2009 6:33 PM
Turtle, you call Mr. Cow a complete fail but you fail to notice Mr. pig. But i love Mr. Cow he's awesome.
But about the car, with a concept like this why would you make it a minivan, why not something with a bit more pizazz?
16. Mr. Cock - September 29, 2009 1:19 AM
KuKaRooo *PaCHik*
17. Jaded Icon - September 29, 2009 7:43 AM
Hell yeah! This would be nice. The would be needed on long trips. Two adjustments. First, the seats should have a massaging effect. Second, I don't see a FULL bar. REDO!!
@ 7
*Sigh*, don't you know anything? Rich people get blowjobs in the back of the car. If you want to get laid while driving, get a bus.
18. Geekolojew - September 29, 2009 9:46 AM
Must See!!!
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19. Taylored - September 29, 2009 10:29 AM
Dear Dishy,
Touché.
20. Cinema Obsessed - September 29, 2009 11:06 AM
Is that Santa on CNN???
21. knarf - September 29, 2009 11:27 AM
I want one!
22. Pat - September 29, 2009 11:57 AM
The funny thing is that these are essentially Dodge Sprinters with some added flair. Mercedes-Benz is still using some of the same platforms from when the company was Daimler-Chrysler.
23. Robert - September 29, 2009 12:14 PM
That's better than my apartment...
24. oyemeng - September 29, 2009 12:43 PM
It would be a shame if the vehicle was totaled.
25. Aru-San - September 29, 2009 1:10 PM
GIMME GIMME DAMNIT