Sep 17 2009I Could Eat It: World's Biggest Hamburger
What could be better after an article about a hideous dead monster than a food-related post? Happy lunching west coasters! Do they sell good falafel out there? I'd appreciate some if they do. Also, ripe avocado.
It's the world's biggest burger/heart-attacker and it comes courtesy of Steve Mallie of Southgate, Michigan. Guinness Book of World Records officially declared it the biggest after the burger weighed in at 185lbs.
Steve, who owns Mallie Sports Grill, said it took them 15 hours total to bake the burger, but it was worth it. Being in Guinness was always one of Steve's dreams. Steve said, ''I've worked my entire life to build this restaurant and being able to have the notoriety of Guinness makes it just that bit more rewarding.''Steve plans to sell the burger at his restaurant for $499.
Who the hell's gonna buy a 200lb, week old hamburger (which, technically, appears to be a cheeseburger) for $500? You know, besides yo momma. BU-BU-BU-BURN! She's so fat she jumped and got stuck. OOOOOOOH, no I di-in't! I just did though is the thing.
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Reader Comments
1. chaoticdaniel - September 17, 2009 3:52 PM
That's ridiculous
2. JSDavidson - September 17, 2009 3:53 PM
Numba 2
3. Cameron - September 17, 2009 3:53 PM
That looks tasty. I think I'll buy one, or two.
4. sick to the power of who cares - September 17, 2009 3:57 PM
and we wounder why all 3rd world countries hate us!
5. Jumping Unicorns - September 17, 2009 4:37 PM
That burger almost looks like a chocolate cake, either way it doesn't look rad to the power of sick, it looks gross to the power of puke!
6. Ollie Williams - September 17, 2009 4:37 PM
Scary. The GW spies on me during the day. I'm a west coaster, and had falafel for lunch. Stay out of my bushes GW, and get into my pants.
7. LSDiesel - September 17, 2009 4:44 PM
More meat than a chipenndale club.
8. Robalot - September 17, 2009 4:44 PM
If it isn't edible can it really be considered a world record? I mean, that thing CAN'T possibly be cooked all the way through. As such, it can't be edible.
9. Dan - September 17, 2009 4:47 PM
ohhhhhhhhhh im starving here at work!!! Now i see this, i want a cheeseburger!!!!!!!!!!
10. Dishy Dishyington - September 17, 2009 4:54 PM
What happened to the google-van-hits-deer post before this one? It's not there, at least for me, at least right now.
11. livingjetlag - September 17, 2009 4:57 PM
What, no fries?
Also, yo mama's so fat, she eats off of tectonic plates. Burn!
12. Aaron - September 17, 2009 4:58 PM
Your momma's so fat... she tried to wear those shorts that say "PRINCESS" across the ass, but when she put them on, all you could read was (PR|SS)
13. giga - September 17, 2009 4:59 PM
for info it is not the biggest burger in the world. The biggest burger was made by a german bucher who made a 1.8meter diameter big one for a german tv show called Galileo. So soory but not the biggest one. They even did the biggest pizza 2meter diameter and a 75kg big marshmellow. Go and have a look it's worth it.
14. mike freeman - September 17, 2009 5:09 PM
That's pretty awesome, but I don't think it's the largest! I did a post on www.meataamerica.com that has a bigger one.
15. naas - September 17, 2009 5:20 PM
nom nom nom
16. Wendy - September 17, 2009 5:35 PM
He should totally sell it to the Dugger's family
17. Incorrect - September 17, 2009 5:47 PM
Hey GW, come to San Jose and I'll take you to Falafel Drive-In (It was on triple D). You won't be disappointed.
18. Taylored - September 17, 2009 5:58 PM
Local joint near my house.
http://www.heartattackgrill.com/
19. Bacon is Good 4 mi - September 17, 2009 6:39 PM
Aww i want my Bacon And I'll Tell u wat Bacon Is good 4 me lolz
20. ciao - September 17, 2009 6:58 PM
Can I has giant hamburger?
21. Goblin - September 17, 2009 7:05 PM
that burger is twice my weight.
oh god it can eat me....aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
22. Tinkerballs - September 17, 2009 7:17 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
23. molotov molly - September 18, 2009 1:45 AM
I really don't see how this can be accepted as a world record, the EFFING CHEATER obvously fleshed out his record attempt with 175 of the 185lb burger being PATTIE, hence, this burger is compleatly disproportionate and should be disqualified. Worlds largest PATTIE, maybe. Burger, no. Guiness needs to seriously look at their rules so this never happens again.
24. Jaded Icon - September 18, 2009 7:04 AM
@ 24
IDK man, the buns look pretty big too.
@ 13
Sorry, but that was faked. I just decieded so it must be (Yoda style).
@ 4
Well, they can just suck our ever luving c*cks!
25. Mr. cow - September 18, 2009 7:06 AM
Moo
26. CMK633 - September 18, 2009 7:15 PM
FOODGASM.
27. aheeheeeehoooooo - September 19, 2009 3:07 AM
How'd they make the pickles so big?
aheeheeeehoooooo
28. adidas sport shoes - September 20, 2009 9:30 AM
adidas sport shoes
29. authentic products - September 22, 2009 1:22 AM
It's looked delicious!
30. ken - October 26, 2009 4:27 AM
Japan always has some cool stuff, like the world's largest burger 136kg!
http://japansugoi.com/wordpress/japan-has-worlds-biggest-hamburger-136kg/
31. metin2 yang - February 25, 2010 1:10 AM
very nice
32. Candy - March 20, 2010 5:38 PM
Hamburgers are my favorite food. The hamburger has always been an all American food that everyone just loves :)
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