Sep 17 2009I'm On To You!: The President Is A Jedi
So apparently President Obama is a Jedi. Okay, maybe a padawan. Fine, just a guy waving a plastic lightsaber around. But that's not what's important. What's important is we arrange a lightsaber duel between him and Star Wars Boy. I'll get the president on the line, you get Obi Un-Coordinated.
Hit the jump for a picture of Obama running his wife through with a pirate sword and staring at some guy's ass, just for the hell of it.
Obama Jousts With Lightsaber, Winces At Judo At Olympics Rally [huffingtonpost]
Thanks to Jackie and paul, who once got caught using the Force to change red stoplights to green but couldn't mind trick their way out of tickets.
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Reader Comments
1. Tomato - September 17, 2009 6:46 PM
NICE
2. Johnny B - September 17, 2009 6:48 PM
the force is strong with this one, it is
3. mike - September 17, 2009 6:49 PM
He needs to force choke some GOPers
4. coolman - September 17, 2009 6:49 PM
wow i think this is the closetive been to first
5. RK - September 17, 2009 6:51 PM
*waves hand* this isn't the health care reform you are looking for...
6. birr crinton - September 17, 2009 6:51 PM
he's holding that saber like a fencer. what a frenchman. now i wanna see pics of jacques dilling himself with that dough.
7. Yoda - September 17, 2009 6:52 PM
The sith lord he is! Not a jedi is he!
8. ciao - September 17, 2009 6:55 PM
maybe he's doing some metaphor thing - stating war is a joke...
and that our current president digs Starwars
9. DH - September 17, 2009 6:55 PM
that's a great shot of a guy doing a headstand dropping some obamas off at the white house pool.
10. JakeBaked - September 17, 2009 6:59 PM
Haha!
11. Mike - September 17, 2009 6:59 PM
He's a Sith for sure, but is he the master or the apprentice?
12. Historian - September 17, 2009 7:01 PM
looking at that second image, what would Andrew Jackson say?
13. Mr.Checkers - September 17, 2009 7:07 PM
lolololol at health care reform!
14. hank - September 17, 2009 7:07 PM
what would i do with out this
http://dvice.com/archives/2009/09/wi-fi-dowsing-r.php
15. Stephanie - September 17, 2009 7:15 PM
Such a badass.
16. Tennist0 - September 17, 2009 7:16 PM
wtf? was this anciet weapons day at the white house? Ass, lightsaber (a galaxy far, far away in a time long, long ago...I know my shit, kay?), and pirate sword.
17. Calabasa209 - September 17, 2009 7:20 PM
my lightsaber is bigger than the presidents....
18. Calabasa209 - September 17, 2009 7:21 PM
but certainly not bigger than samuel l. windu's
19. 1337luie - September 17, 2009 7:33 PM
I think some one once said in a galaxy far away that this guy is a "jackass"
20. jaime - September 17, 2009 7:43 PM
a newspaper in my country said "obama with a plastic sword"
A PLASTIC SWORD??
IT'S A LIGHT-SABER, YOU FREAKING IDIOT!
21. mattimus - September 17, 2009 7:49 PM
@20
Perhaps the newspaper was referring to the second photo, where he is holding a plastic sword, not a lightsaber... or maybe they' really are just as dumb as those Argentinian reporters...
22. jose - September 17, 2009 8:02 PM
dude! GW IF YOUR READING THE COMMENTS (GOD PLEASE BE READING THEM).I FOUND THIS ARTICLE ABOUT HOW THE T-REX STARTED OUT TINY LIKE A CHODE!
http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1924478,00.html
23. Dr Roctopus - September 17, 2009 8:28 PM
@16- If you knew your shit, you'd know that it was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Go back to the Babylon 5 forum you came crawling out of, nerd.
24. naas - September 17, 2009 9:17 PM
maybe he can use his powers to get us out of debt healthcare
25. hollywood_hillbilly - September 17, 2009 9:22 PM
The last picture is where he invited John Boehner over to discuss the eastern european missile defense with Vladimir Putin. Boehner is guy in white.
26. Tennist0 - September 17, 2009 9:31 PM
@23 same thing, wrong order, obviously you got what I meant, now go back to Dagobah and make threesome sexy time with Yoda and *shutters* the girl one.
27. men - September 17, 2009 9:39 PM
Lecherous man home,beauty paradise!!!
beautiful woman her combat index to 3200.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site ~~~~Sugarloves.Com~~~~ you know it is a bad site for old rich men to seek sexy girls.！！！！！！！！！！！！！
28. Daniel - September 17, 2009 9:53 PM
OMG <3 @ 27. You get on Engrish my scambot friend!
29. CowbotMedia - September 17, 2009 10:10 PM
We have a new Soul Calibur character:
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o205/cowbotmedia/SC4Obama.jpg
30. ted - September 17, 2009 10:24 PM
i so love engrish. engrish...DAMN that's some funny $hit.
"an" profile. that's one of the first goofy things about our language you learn....in ENGRISH CRASS...hahahha. that's the best. Engrish.
who in the hell are these idiots?
does anyone fall for that crap?..jeez. at least steal identities from the trash.
31. ted - September 17, 2009 10:26 PM
you know during this event they were snapping pics like crazy. did they reallly need to include the 3rd pic? the guy's blue ass?
32. Thirty3 - September 17, 2009 11:12 PM
Sith, not Jedi.
33. Darth Sidious - September 18, 2009 12:00 AM
Secret message to the secret service:
Initiate Order 66.
I don't care if he's the first African American President, he's a Jedi!
INITIATE ORDER 66, I said INITIATE ORDER 66!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sincerly
George.w....I mean, Darth Sidious
34. monketron - September 18, 2009 12:08 AM
this would make a cool action figure!!!!!
35. Daisy - September 18, 2009 12:22 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back down where Max found his father, and found that when his father was wearing a helmet he was black, but turned caucasian when the helmet was removed to look upon mAx with his own eyes.
36. ted - September 18, 2009 12:29 AM
@35
classic daisy
37. Annie - September 18, 2009 1:20 AM
Lol, Obama and Star Wars. That's excellence.
38. zombie - September 18, 2009 2:52 AM
He's imitating the pose from the Obama action figure, which had a lightsaber.
39. OtterMan - September 18, 2009 3:31 AM
Well it's official, he's the best President ever. =D
40. Mr. cow - September 18, 2009 7:08 AM
Moo
41. Jaded Icon - September 18, 2009 7:14 AM
You can tell in the third photo that Michelle Obama likes what she sees.......psst! Meet her in Lincoln's bedroom.......bring your lightsaber.
42. GoSS Jerk now sterilized for your pleasure - September 18, 2009 8:58 AM
@ 41 agree... she looks so turned on there, i bet obama got to practice some extreme moves that night, probably not with Michelle though, lol But you can bet she got some that night as well, secret service had a cue with a bouncer at the door that kept saying... no more than 5 at any given time, as soon as someone cums out you can go in... see what i did there? didja getit?
43. omega57 - September 18, 2009 9:28 AM
You see here, everyone said that Obama is a jedi, but I have a hunch, what if hes WHAT IF HE'S NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????!!!!!!
I think that he is either a sith lord or some stupid secret master apprentice of the second emperor or something. what ever i'm saying I bet lukesywalker could beat hsi ass like an x-wing piloted by yoda on the emperor's ass.
Suck It!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!?????!!!!!!! EMPIRE BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
44. hollywood_hillbilly - September 18, 2009 9:37 AM
44's post is an example of why huffing paint is bad.
45. naas - September 18, 2009 10:01 AM
hahahahaha there's too much to laugh at in all 3 of these pictures, but the third takes the prize by far
@41 hilarious, and probably because of alcohol right now - but srsly, WTF is actually going on in that picture? If its supposed to be some left-wing acrobat karate or something? Is he a quader-legger? The real spiderman? New self pleasure meditation?
Why is that guys doing the handstand/cartwheel have his ass on upside down?
46. naas - September 18, 2009 10:02 AM
@picture 3
....the grace jones looking chick to michele' s left looks like she wants in on the bedroom action too, and the guy in the bg between them wants to record the whole thing & is thinking of a title right now
47. omfgReally? - September 18, 2009 10:52 AM
you have got to be kidding me, you are all f*ckin sheeple, oh look it's obama *swoon*, i can't belive people would actually disgrace the name of star wars with this socialist bastard, you can all go to hell.
48. Fors - September 18, 2009 11:34 AM
The only thing that would have made this picture better would have been if he were using a RED lightsabre.
49. Han So Low - September 18, 2009 12:54 PM
@ 49
Something else that would make this better:
If Obama was using the light saber to cut off the tea bags of some GOPers during one of their klan rally's
50. Delgo - September 18, 2009 1:44 PM
Where's the grill in pic 2?
51. noogaloopagus - September 18, 2009 2:03 PM
Really? Are we serious with this? Does the President have anything better to do? What a dork. Maybe all you fellow dorks can put on your Spock ears and get together somewhere...like far from here. If nutless dorks ran this country I would be writing this in Cyrillic.
52. xhaju - September 18, 2009 3:04 PM
You posted the wrong pictures... take a look at this:
http://timeswampland.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/bk-obama-20090916-7302.jpg
Do you spot it?
53. bladedemon04 - September 19, 2009 9:30 AM
@52 I think it's pretty funny that a guy on GEEKOLOGIE is complaining about people talking about nerdy things . . . Think about that for a few minutes (possibly hours in your case) and you'll get it.
Also George Dubu. Bush was reading a children's book in a pre-school on 9/11. The president is obliged to do random shit like that all the time. It's called PUBLIC RELATIONS. It's just that when Obama does it, he tends to try and get in the spirit and enjoy it, where as various other presidents in recent history wouldn't have known what a lightsaber was to fence with it.
And while I'm at it, there's nothing wrong with FREE HEALTHCARE!!! Jesus would be all for it!!!! It's not socialist, it's just right.
54. Kdubbll - September 19, 2009 10:20 PM
He's not a jedi, he's a professional liar by trade (lawyer),or more like a snake oil salesman, trying to sell americans on healthcare reform aka a 20% income tax increase and a overall tax hike aka cap n trade or climate tax that would be thee biggest tax hike in history, but yet this liar said in his campaign he would not propose any new taxes to the middle class? Wake up people,obama is a car salesman/liar.
55. adidas sport shoes - September 20, 2009 9:28 AM
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56. The one who obviously thinks Kdubbl is an idiot - September 21, 2009 12:42 AM
Hey Kdubbll,
Just want to throw a few pointers at you. First of all, President Obama, is a jedi Knight. In fact hes such an awesome jedi night, that he beat BOTH Master Obi Wan and Master Yoda at a Final Death match and NOW he going to kick your ass. Second, I can't belive that Obama is attemping to save sorry jackasses like you who can't even see a good proposition when its right infront of thier fat-A$$ faces. Personally, I think Health Care is reserved for the RICH, and not for POOR dip-sh!ts like you who can't even get into a decent college. Third, health care reform is meant to help those wadding knee-deep debts (such as you Kdubbll) who can;t even afford to pay for a band-aid when he cuts himself on a butter knife.
Sincerly Yours, Richer then jackass Kdubbll
P.S. Sarah Palin is insane, but you gotta love McCain