Sep 19 2009Holy: Farmer Grows Buddah Shaped Pears

In this week's "growing things that look like other things" news, a Chinese farmer has learned how to grow Buddah shaped pears. But are they sacrilegious to eat?
Hao Xianzhang, a local famer, spent six years to perfect the process by growing the pears inside moulds, local media reported. The pears cost around 50 yuan (7.32 USD) each.
Pfft, that's nothing. One time I grew an apple that looked like I cut a hole in it and smoked weed out of it. BECAUSE I DID. Who has the green thumb now, bitches?!
Hit the jump for two more shots of the holy fruit.


Farmer grows Buddha pears [yahoonews]
Thanks to jessica, who once grew a Jesus shaped orange.
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Reader Comments
1. First - September 19, 2009 4:20 PM
Finally!
2. FIRST - September 19, 2009 4:28 PM
OMFG that is so awesome..
i want pears now
3. FIRST - September 19, 2009 4:29 PM
guhhh stole my name <______<
4. Eric Z - September 19, 2009 4:36 PM
NOT FIRST
5. jaja - September 19, 2009 4:42 PM
700TH !
This sucks tbh...
6. Captain Jaycob - September 19, 2009 5:02 PM
Ahoy land lovin' lilly wistles this here be' my comment it be like baking jesus cookies and you mothers wear army boots
7. Spikey DaPikey - September 19, 2009 5:25 PM
Clever buggers !
8. Kanye Westicles - September 19, 2009 5:28 PM
that apples really cool but we got problems if THAT'S how we solve our problems. i mean i'm no young buck neither but i wouldn't eat a pear like Jeter
9. Jessica Barnes - September 19, 2009 5:41 PM
imagine the possibilities of fruit shapes...i want an alien head shaped pear...or a samurai sword one.... :P
@8 ....nice name lol
10. ciao - September 19, 2009 8:49 PM
if someone made fruit shaped like space invaders... I would eat them every day :D
11. _me - September 19, 2009 10:08 PM
Holy crap it took him SIX years to figure out how to mold growing fruit? That guy should be working for OUR government.
12. FloridaGirl - September 19, 2009 10:35 PM
They do that at Epcot (the boring disney park). They grow pumpkins and stuff in molds.
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14. XX - September 19, 2009 10:42 PM
T ITS or GTFO!!!
15. dez - September 20, 2009 12:58 AM
sorry t be a picker but isn't it buddha? Lol. I want a guitar shaped banana!
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17. Sly - September 20, 2009 4:16 AM
Eating this would be sacrilicious!
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19. asher - September 20, 2009 11:21 AM
not sacrilegious, Sacrilicious!
20. Colorless Rainbow - September 20, 2009 12:11 PM
I don't really care about shaped fruits.. but square watermelons are still cute.
21. WTFOMFGROFLMAO - September 20, 2009 3:03 PM
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22. J - September 20, 2009 8:41 PM
Big deal, im growing one in my colon as we speak and it should be for sale soon. Unfortunately it will be priced around 9 grand because pulling the little wagon with a potted pear tree in in tied to the back of my belt for the last 3 weeks has been hell.
23. Ben - September 20, 2009 8:57 PM
maybe i just missed it, but
does anyone know where you can PURCHASE these??
24. Jaded Icon - September 21, 2009 7:09 AM
If you meet the buddah, you must eat the buddah.
25. Mr. cow - September 21, 2009 7:14 AM
Moo
26. ari - September 21, 2009 9:21 AM
Sorry to be "that guy", but you spelled Buddha wrong.
Awesome post!
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28. Eric - September 23, 2009 1:20 PM
i got a pair for ya!
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THAT'S AWESOME NOW I WANT A BUDDA PEAR FARM
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31. foaiheaos - September 26, 2009 5:58 AM
HOLY BUDDAH PEAR!!!!
32. Reefer - September 27, 2009 4:18 PM
Dude... I'd like to make a hole that looked liked I smoked weed out of one of these lil' dudes. How ridiculous would that be...
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34. godugg - October 1, 2009 10:54 AM
angel Fruit?
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