I'm On To You!: The President Is A Jedi

So apparently President Obama is a Jedi. Okay, maybe a padawan. Fine, just a guy waving a plastic lightsaber around. But that's not what's important. What's important is we arrange a lightsaber duel between him and Star Wars Boy. I'll get the president on the line, you get Obi Un-Coordinated.

Hit the jump for a picture of Obama running his wife through with a pirate sword and staring at some guy's ass, just for the hell of it.

Obama Jousts With Lightsaber, Winces At Judo At Olympics Rally [huffingtonpost]

Thanks to Jackie and paul, who once got caught using the Force to change red stoplights to green but couldn't mind trick their way out of tickets.

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