Sep 1 2009Geekologie Readers Find Love On Omegle

That was you?! I still wear that promise ring to this day.

I call bull shit! I want a picture!...

If it's a long distance relationship, this relation is destined for an epic fail...

Screw this! I'm still on the unicorn seed!

No stranger than people who meet on Wow, I suppose.

Congratulations! Just remember this Jessica:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO38rf1m0FU

Moo

There is absolutely no way this is people from the Omegle site pretending they met someone that they got along with so well they want to get married now, and selling it as a real story to get traffic to their website.

There is no way that is what is going on here.

marriage sucks, i dont care where you met the unfortunate bastard...jk, not

marriage sucks, i dont care where you met the unfortunate bastard...jk, not

I'd rather talk to gw, srsly, he's amazing!

This is MY personal experiance with Omegle

( I randomly felt like speaking in a BIT of spanish :D)

You: hola amigo!

You: Que Tal

Stranger: Good afternoon.

You: how are you today?

Stranger: Mi Espanol es muy mal.

You: thats ok. ill speak in english if you want

Stranger: How about you speak in spanish and I will speak in english.

You: nah its ok. im pretty good with english :)

Stranger: Cool. So what part of the world do you hail from?

You: Well. england (I am English Studiying Spanish :p) you?

Stranger: The Grand Empire of America.

You: Awsomee :)

Stranger: So what scandals are going on in England

You: ooo thats harsh! lol

well there was the MP expenses row (Google It)

what about america? anything scandalous happening there?

Stranger: Just one of our Goveners sleeping with some lady in Argentina.

You: Nice lol

Stranger: So are u a lady or a gent?

You: a gent. you?

Stranger: same. im a gay fellow.

You: cool :)

You: Do you have twitter?

Stranger: you gay too

You: no soz

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wow, that seems like a complete waste!

geekologie is my omegle

After I have the operation and become 40 I shall marry mr geekologie writer. I am not yet woman enough for them!!!

hey guys ....i'm the one that found love on omegle....go to my facebook....and meet dustin the one omegle introduced me to....and @ 5 I totally will

HAHAHAHAHA!
This is totally my roommate in college!
True story.

I enjoyed xkcd's take on Omegle:

[quote]

[Omegle is] like that scene in Fight Club where the narrator sits down next to Tyler on the plane. Two strangers meeting, laying out their personality and sizing each other up in just a few words, with no expectations, and — thanks to anonymity — no consequences.

Except in this case, a lot of the time Tyler just screams “COCKS”, punches the narrator, and jumps out of the window.

Still, it’s fun!

[/quote]

....oh and thanks GW ...you'll definitely get an invitation to the wedding....lol

Apparently strangers only want to talk about sex on Omegle. I talked to about 20 different people, and none of them had anything interesting to say.

Never again will I go to that website. I'm scared for life.

Wait are we talking about me? Oh wait yes. We totes met on omegle and PEW PEW.

Let's take this oppourtunity to blatantly advertise my Left 4 Dead server.

Dr. Zombo's Dixie-Normous Server: 68.232.172.179:27015

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/DrZombo

This disgusts me, and so does she. GET A LIFE YOU SICK FREAK! DUSTIN IS A DAMN FREAK, JUST LIKE YOU!

I just had a great experience with a Zelda, Koran BBQ loving sweaty 20 yr old. All thanks to that site. She said she was a fellow geekologie reader

@19, I know it's difficult to swallow, but sex is all everyone here wants to talk about too. It's hard to bring it up, and it can get hairy, but we always touch on it, ever so lightly, whenever we enter discourse. It fills the void, the gap, in a burst of explosive seminal creation.

Ohh, sorry, I think that came out too soon.

here's how the soon-to-be newly weds' convo went:

DUDE: Hi.
CHICK: Hi!
DUDE: I'm gonna be bland here and ask asl
CHICK: O.K. 14/f/texas
DUDE: 22/m/ca
CHICK: lol, we shouldn't be talking then!
DUDE: Why? We're not doing anything illegal
CHICK: Yet...
DUDE: yet
CHICK: OMG!
DUDE: I know!
CHICK: Do you masturbate?
DUDE: All the time!
CHICK: Me too!
DUDE: Let's get together and...
CHICK: I'm 9 steps ahead of you on this one
DUDE: We're sooo gonna break the law
CHICK: Technically, it's only YOU that's gonna break the law
DUDE: Wait, this isn't Chris Hanson is it?
CHICK: Maybe...
DUDE: Well in that case, I'll bring a 6-pack, condoms, and some porno
CHICK: Ok, when you stop by, I'll let you in but then I'll quickly walk back into the house, out of sight, because I will be doing laundry, but just make yourself comfortable and have a seat!
DUDE: It's a 36 hour drive but it'll be SOOO worth it!
CHICK: BYE!
DUDE: I don't foresee anything negative coming of this

awh the gloryhole of the internet

Stranger: hey
You: you from geekologie?
Stranger: hellz yeah
You: wooooot
Stranger: bout time i found someone else who was
Stranger: keep talking to koreans and 14 boys trying to cyber everything that pops on the screen....
You: lol ya see the article bout the geekologie reader finding love on this site
Stranger: yup
You: lolz thats how i found this site
Stranger: yeah same here, never heard of this before
Stranger: to be honest its kinda gay
You: then why are you on it
You: are you gay?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

...lol i think he got pissed

My daughter showed me this site a few days ago...
ME; Hey I'm just about to start a fire out side with some sticks and wood
Stranger: No your not
Me:yes, Thats what were doing...going to roast marshmellows..make smoere's..
Stranger: Will you roast jews?
Me: No, Just makin' s'mores..(And, We really were)
DISCONNECT.
Then my daughter said "Your doing it wrong! You have to keep saying shocking things so they won't disconnect"
So, This is a game to see who can shock who the most??

oh the hilariousness that has come from mine and Dustins relationship....thanks guys for all the crazy comments and odd opinions about my love life :P....and i'm pretty sure i haven't talked to a normal person on omegle since dustin.....omegle tis creepy

It's true. I am a freak.

I'm also 4000lbs, I constantly sweat, AND I pee green and blue, because of all the WoW game fuel I drink whilst pwning nubs.

lol

A bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.
http://www.Sugarloves.Com
The man who under 39 years old:do not click!!!

curse you GW!!! I went on the website and now i've been talking to this guy for like an hour trying to make him stop hating fat people [that was his intro line, btw]

Yeah, right! LOL

HARHARHARHARHHAHHRHARHRAHAHRHARHRAHAR

I need some locks for my box with the socks made of rocks

bull shit

hahahhahahaha

Must See!!!

http://alturl.com/obg7
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I see no positive ending for this........ok well maybe it will be entertaining for me but that will be about it.

I found a great place~_____W e a l t h y S e e k e r ___~The best club for seeking the rich singles, sexy beauties and even hot celebs..I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .

i feel like i have to 1 up this and find love in the comment section of this page.

any takers. a woman is prefered, otherwise you must be into roleplay and wear a wig 1 hour a night. lights off.

I tried it and got a friggin child molester. It said "Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are now chatting with a a convicted child molester. Stranger cannot view this message"... well that's just peachy! I even have the screen shot to prove my first Omegle experience :(

omegle has been taken over by ebaumsworld

& has been for sometime....

hi jade, im not a convicted child molester, i think that makes me a bit of a catch on the internet. wanna be my girlfriend.

Just went on this site, every stranger wanted to know my sex, as soon as i said male they went. something wrong with males today, no good convo?, can males on the internet not cope with having to other manly convos?,or am i just not all that?
omegle has left me feeling even more lonely than before, this was not the required effect form this website, quite the opposite!
these are life questions that need answering lol

lol @ jim... nice pick up line

I met my man on craigslist. we're getting married next year. it happens.

congrats Jacqueline :P

This is what I get for not being up on the lingo. Was my first Omegle a failure?

Stranger: hey
You: hello
You: is this your first time on Omegle?
Stranger: nope
You: what is 'asl'?
Stranger: well
Stranger: when u somebody say asl
Stranger: they wonder their age gender nationality
You: ohh, I thought is meant, "a silent life"
Stranger: :D
Stranger: nope
Stranger: then
Stranger: asl?
You: huh?
You: I'm confused
Stranger: :D
You: guess what...
Stranger: ok
You: you're de-virginizing me
Stranger: what
Stranger: i m not doing anything
You: this is my very first omegle convo
Stranger: i asked your age and gender
Stranger: just
You: ohh, age: 31 gender:m
Stranger: well u can say that
Stranger: like
Stranger: 31 m
Stranger: ok ?
You: okay
Stranger: from?
You: do you like ice cream?
You: ohh, from LA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

What the shit? I had to see it for myself:

I guess I didn't like rugby enough. =P

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k240/brandiadams123/omeglecopy.jpg

I've actually met quite a few awesome people on Omegle. I can imagine this happening, even though I mostly get people on the other side of the world. :D If I can manage to squeeze any contact info out of anyone insane enough to put up with my own insanity, we usually have fun sharing sites and bouncing insanity off each other.

I'll quickly share a chat: http://shortText.com/a46zg1mk9

Omegle has a lot of possibility. I like the experience over all - it'd be nice if they could pair people up by characteristics like gender or location. Everyone asks ASL the first thing when they login- it gets kinda annoying. But it is a great site- have had many strange conversations! An Omegle alternative I ran into:

http://www.gettingrandom.com