Sep 16 2009Don't Friend Your Mom: More Facebook Fails
You gotta love it when your mom publicly congratulates you on Facebook for breaking your spell of sexlessness. Isn't that right, mom? *high-five* But seriously, knock next time. Also, this sock needs washing.
Hit the jump for three more Facebook faux pas.
4 Awkward Moments in Facebook "Likes" [collegehumor]
Thanks to twellve and Chuck, who may or may not both belong to Genitalbook.
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Reader Comments
1. vask - September 16, 2009 1:17 PM
Momfail
2. Chuck - September 16, 2009 1:18 PM
I have to agree with the last post, his goatee is indeed not stupid.
3. Ghost of Kanye West - September 16, 2009 1:18 PM
Ima give it to ya, the dude broke his dry spell. But for his mom to congratulate him, like that? Moms be moms!
4. Tulip - September 16, 2009 1:19 PM
Lol
5. Chuey "The Rock 'n' Roll" Midget - September 16, 2009 1:19 PM
The last one is funny but you got to think most of these must be fake! But then again..my mom posted that she was pregnant and I replied.."I'll bring over a bottle of jack and a coat hanger"!
6. Jaycob - September 16, 2009 1:19 PM
lmfao that's great one time i fked my friends sister iuno kinda the same subject
7. Chuck - September 16, 2009 1:20 PM
Also, where can I find this Genitalbook?
8. Milkman - September 16, 2009 1:21 PM
haha funny, girls fighting over him on facebook. the power of jealousy plot. dude should bang em both
9. ffffffffff - September 16, 2009 1:25 PM
ffffffff likes this.
10. griffin - September 16, 2009 1:28 PM
"My goatee isn't stupid :( "
Best comeback ever.
11. Rah - September 16, 2009 1:29 PM
mom went ham
12. Mr. cow - September 16, 2009 1:30 PM
Moo
13. Jaded Icon - September 16, 2009 1:31 PM
He deserves the goatee remark because he wasn't smart enough to stop friending his ex.
14. Chuck - September 16, 2009 1:34 PM
Well technically goatee guy has only his goatee to defend in the argument -
he is called a 26 year old with no job and a stupid goatee, his age and employment status are objectionable- they are yes/no facts and not subject to opinion.
The stupidity of his goatee, however, is indeed subjective, and can thus be defended by his opinion of his own goatee or against the bias of the girl insulting him.
15. Matt - September 16, 2009 1:37 PM
10 more ways to be a Facebook douche-
http://ObnoxiousFacebookHabits.com
16. Dishy Dishyington - September 16, 2009 1:47 PM
I'd like to know more about Kelsea and her shower.
17. naas - September 16, 2009 1:48 PM
heh
18. naas - September 16, 2009 1:49 PM
I'd like to know more about Mark's mom
19. gizmoduck - September 16, 2009 1:52 PM
hahaha
i lol'd
20. Sam - September 16, 2009 1:55 PM
You know you're a loser when you have to publicly say that your dry spell is over. And his mom's probably just happy he's not a fag........even though he didn't specify
21. LSDiesel - September 16, 2009 2:00 PM
LSDiesel likes this.
22. Mistress Ishb (aka Aisha) - September 16, 2009 2:00 PM
Awesome haha
23. Chuey "The Rock 'n' Roll" Midget - September 16, 2009 2:02 PM
@20...Chuey likes this!
24. LSDiesel - September 16, 2009 2:08 PM
@3, again, with the whole trying to be funny thing, cut it out.
25. Moose Knuckle - September 16, 2009 2:09 PM
How does Kelsea know those were all guys?
26. kanye west - September 16, 2009 2:16 PM
YO GEEKOLOGIE i'M HAPPY FOR YOU AND I'M GONNA LET YOU TALK INMA SEC BUT.....BEYONCE HAS THE BEST BLOG OF ALL TIME!!!!!
27. Anon - September 16, 2009 2:17 PM
4chan.org did this
28. Tonya - September 16, 2009 2:34 PM
@26, Lol
29. gizmoduck - September 16, 2009 2:40 PM
@26
Yo pilsbury doh boy, Those cookies you baking look bomb and Imma let you finish, But Hitler was the best baker of all time.
30. Mr. cow - September 16, 2009 2:52 PM
I'm Stupid.
31. Steph - September 16, 2009 3:00 PM
wow I just LOL'ed all over myself.
32. Ollie Williams - September 16, 2009 3:06 PM
I don't doubt these for a second. My facebook post yesterday:
is not too sexy for his shirt, but definitely his socks.
Both my mom AND my aunt "liked" it. That's just not right.
33. Wendy - September 16, 2009 3:13 PM
@10.... LMAO, YES, my thoughts exactly!
34. SiGee - September 16, 2009 3:27 PM
thumbs up!
35. dunno - September 16, 2009 3:54 PM
I'm going to have to disagree, respectfully.
My pubes had an intimate evening last night with Matt's goatee and reported back that it is, in fact, very stupid.
Or maybe just stupid by comparison....
I, dunno.
36. Hudson - September 16, 2009 4:08 PM
The girl in the shower is a moron for trying to act so indignant. Girls update their status with shit like that specifically to seek validation by getting guys to notice them. It's the same psychology behind wearing skimpy outfits to the club.
37. sick to the power of who cares - September 16, 2009 4:11 PM
AWESOME! MUST HAVE MORE FACEBOOK FAILS!! I LOVE CAPS LOCK!!!
38. radn - September 16, 2009 4:54 PM
That's not a goatee anyways.
39. STOMPY (hates you just as much as GFS does) - September 16, 2009 5:06 PM
If I posted for everytime my mom gave me props for scoring some puntang this server would be so bogged down it would be running NSA's pedophile database........... just sayin and alll
40. Justin - September 16, 2009 5:23 PM
hahahah effn' hillarious
41. pedo pedro - September 16, 2009 5:49 PM
"my goatee isn't stupid " HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! HAAAHAA, its sure not.
42. titsonsnack - September 16, 2009 5:57 PM
Shower-girl knew what she was doing.
43. Wrathmanifested001M - September 16, 2009 6:07 PM
HAHAHA man these are epic FAILS!!!
Goatee guy is just funny though, and even more awsome how he is being ripped on for being a looooozer but I dig the goatee.
44. HTK - September 16, 2009 6:49 PM
Someone should reply to Kelsea about the dangers of using a computer in the shower..
Unless the water is off and she is just standing there because she likes it, that would be OK
45. Rahvin - September 16, 2009 9:07 PM
My goatee isn't stupid!
Best comeback... EVER!!!!
46. thisisonlyatest - September 16, 2009 10:21 PM
Man... that hair-strap is totally stupid... It's not even a goatee... Maybe a goatse... (ew, I just grossed myself out). While the hair on the face may not possess stupidity, the grower sure does...
Also, Caitlynn is a total liar. I used to get that excuse every time I'd try to pick up the girl whose boyfriend I ... (hmmm statute of limitations... no?!?) Nevermind...
Kelsea, I think you've gotten Facebook and Twitter confused... anyway, why no pictures?
Mark... BAD!! Also, Don't talk to your mother that way...
47. Annie - September 17, 2009 3:43 AM
LOL, @26. Made me lol.
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49. meow - September 17, 2009 6:10 AM
meow
50. Jaded Icon - September 17, 2009 6:59 AM
@ 49
Epic Cat Fail.
You're suppose to tag your name as Cat and then post meow. As punishment, jump in a bath and throw the plugged iphone in.
51. lazy troll - September 17, 2009 11:48 AM
first yuo bitchez
52. joe - September 18, 2009 4:30 PM
Me podes contestar
Gracias
Joe
53. hizam - October 1, 2009 1:21 AM
hiu
54. sean - December 28, 2009 10:14 AM
thats a vandyke, not a goatee.
55. Dru - January 6, 2010 4:27 PM
Oh my gosh, the last one is BY FAR the best. :)