Sep 15 2009Die, Birds, Diiiiiiiie!: Contra Vs. Duck Hunt
This is a super short video of a Contra commando playing Duck Hunt. And in case you can't watch videos at work, I'll spoil it for you: the ducks lose. But if you want to watch the ducks win, you should watch that youth hockey themed movie starring Emilio Estevez. OMG HE WAS SOOOO HANDSOME!
Thanks to jim, who got the laser rifle and "accidentally" shot that annoying laughing dog.
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Reader Comments
1. Que - September 15, 2009 2:48 PM
Que poor birds ampak que awesome shootinguuy.
2. naas - September 15, 2009 2:52 PM
haha, awesome
3. Luman - September 15, 2009 2:54 PM
HAHAHA. Love the gore aspect of the dying ducks.
4. Dream - September 15, 2009 3:00 PM
rofl, so much blood.
5. ham bone - September 15, 2009 3:00 PM
foursth
6. GiNORMAGANTUAN - September 15, 2009 3:06 PM
GANGSTER!!!!!!!!
7. LSDiesel - September 15, 2009 3:13 PM
...so much PEW
8. Dishy Dishyington - September 15, 2009 3:13 PM
There's a frickin novelty eagle in there, at 0:11. It's even got an "F" on its chest (for "frickin").
Where's Pew^3 when you need him?
9. Mr. cow - September 15, 2009 3:14 PM
Moo
10. STOMPY - September 15, 2009 3:22 PM
Yay!! I just love it when things die....
http://contrapython.ytmnd.com/
11. STOMPY - September 15, 2009 3:24 PM
PATRICK SWAYZE IS DEAD!!!! I wonder if my last comment had anything to with this...
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gj6xLGQ8IoK76hqZwXi8OnoNM6gQD9ANUCN03
12. HULKINGGORGON - September 15, 2009 3:25 PM
PWNAGE!!!! DUCK HUNT IS THE BEST GAME EVER
13. naas - September 15, 2009 3:36 PM
@12 http://www.kellerpickem.com/4chan/Potatowned.gif
14. Mr. pig - September 15, 2009 3:37 PM
Oink
15. catch22 - September 15, 2009 3:54 PM
woulda been the best ever if when he left the dog got up to laugh and he came back and took its head off
...my only comfort to the situation is that in my mind the dog is in the firey bush being pinned down by a pile of duck carcases, which in turn act as fuel. and i giggle as he burns alive
ILL SEE YOU IN HELL YOU LOUSY 8bit HOUND!!!
16. Hawk - September 15, 2009 4:04 PM
ALRIGHT! I love killing ducks! :>~~~
17. GoSS Jerk now sterilized for your pleasure - September 15, 2009 4:08 PM
I HATE FIREWALLS!
@ Stompy, is that true, did he really die?
lol, cant believe my only source for news is now Geekologie (DARN FIREWALLS)
18. brian - September 15, 2009 4:09 PM
Ever hear of Duck doom Deluxe it combines duck hunt and doom
http://noproblo.dayjo.org/DDD/
19. your ma - September 15, 2009 4:15 PM
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CLICK IT
20. Goblin - September 15, 2009 4:42 PM
whoa..where's the dog? i just wanna see that laughing jerk dead already!
i hate that dog.
21. ted - September 15, 2009 8:30 PM
eh. kinda boring.
but i so wish the dog was shootable...that bastard.
22. chi hair straightener - September 15, 2009 11:50 PM
Your Math instructor would have been happy to give you a make-up examination had you gone and explained that your parents were ill at the time
23. chi flat irons - September 15, 2009 11:53 PM
The movie star as well as a lot of fans was photographed a lot by TV stations and newspapers.
24. victor - September 16, 2009 2:35 AM
Hahahaha, amazing
25. Jaded Icon - September 16, 2009 7:05 AM
@ 17
Yep, he's gone. Now there is almost no chance of Road House 2.........unless......it could work if we get the Jonas brothers on board. Hollywood here we come!!
26. Geekogee - September 16, 2009 7:23 AM
Must See!!!
http://alturl.com/obg7
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27. Dan Halen - September 16, 2009 1:29 PM
@26...Jonas Brothers in Roadhouse 2? It would be a bloodbath. The girls would rip them to bloody lil Jonas pieces. Would work as Contra v. Roadhouse 2 though...feeling giddy and schoolgirlish thinking of the carnage XD
28. Don - September 16, 2009 3:36 PM
To bad he did not killed the dog =p
29. sick to the power of who cares - September 16, 2009 4:03 PM
bad assical
30. sick to the power of who cares - September 16, 2009 4:04 PM
bad assical
31. Shox r4 shoes - September 20, 2009 9:55 AM
Shox r4 shoes