Sep 2 2009CONTEST: Win Free Buckyball Magnets!

FIRST!!! I hope :)

oh GW
i want those magnets
i really do
i do i do i do-oo
haiku for my GW

did I win yet?

YOU KNEW I'D READ THAT AS "FÜCKBALL MAGNETS".

bacon is good try some
geekologie makes bacon taste much better
geekologie bacon is love

shoot, I forgot I was using a fake e-mail, damn, correct one in this post

Whoa, a contest on Geekologie.
I'm definitely going to try my hand at poetry for this.
Pew Pew Dinosaur! I think I've got my first line ! :DD

My Geekologie
Gadgets Gizmos And Awesome
My Geekologie

Geekiness Rules
Game Dev Girls Kick A$$ At Poems
Because we're Emo

<3

PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW

Robots may attack,
Zombies might ravage the world,
GW Is forever.

Bacon and pew pew,
makes a very happy blogger.
Robots can go die.

Geekologie ROCKZ
His posts are the shit, fo' real
PEW PEW for the win!

Bacon grease on hands,
Dinosaur mouse-pad sweaty,
In the nude, I blog.

A little tribute, GW. ;)

LOL @ Tennist0

Bacon in my mouth
Raptor on my Swollen Dick
The Robots, They Come

no one knows how to
write a haiku which is good
NOW GIVE ME YOUR BALLS!

The Legend Of Zelda
The princess is saved, hooray!
Wait this is not her!

Robots may attack,
Zombies might ravage the world,
GW PEW PEW PEW.

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Ignore my previous one this is much better ;)

Nerdy links I love
Your captions make me giggle
Just cant get enough

P.s. Pick me!

Can I haz awesome
Made by geek in a basement?
Yes - geekologie.

Tactical Bacon:
good for me says, Chubby Boy
Thirty cents a strip.

On this site all day,
Although post-grad and jobless.
Where's my god damn prize?

Triceratops Pew
Must Kill All Robots Pew Pew
Save The World Get Girl

Vince Offer would say
"Robert Curl's discovery:
You will love my balls!"

This one's for the ladies:

Buckyball Magnets
If you put them up your nose
Sneezing makes PEW PEW!

Thank you, Thank you. Form an orderly queue at my trailier.

PQ

what do all men need?
robots, pews and gamer sluts.
hail geekology!

Had I Magnet Balls
I Would Teabag a Robot
Hard Drive Wiped, asshole.

Magnets I want you
You're rad to the sick power
Like geekologie

I want those for some sick mc nasty macro photography

Er, change that last line to

"Gonna love my balls!"

Haiku Entry :

Geeks Come Together
Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome
What More Could You Want?

He likes Dinosaurs
Kill the Robots, they must die
Mmm, Bacon, Pew Pew

I look at the screen
I stare at geekologie
I PEW PEW the screen<3

Where is Daisy now?
The shadows are very wrong
This must be a fake

Give me them magnets
Or I will bite you real hard
You will be sorry!

oh geekologie
this haiku will suck you see
just give me your balls

Japan, what the hell...
Don't fuel the robot armies!
I'll fuel you. (ladies?)

Hail, internet geeks,
See this cat eating, so loud!
Now fear this robot...

Bucky's metal balls
have a beautiful power:
robots hate magnets

Please help keep this loyal reader safe from their cold death-grips!

Three wolves, in green glow
Bacon sweat, IT'S A FAKE LOL
The pixels tell all

Ah, Geekologie:
Robot apocalypse's
fated harbinger.

Geek Heaven on-line
Miss you when the zombies are
Nom-ing on my brains.

My Haipew-pew

Japan Goes Crazy,
Builds Huge Sex Powered Death-Bots,
Robocalypse Now!

cheaper solution: go to http://www.kjmagnetics.com/products.asp?cat=12, select 1/8'' diameter spheres for 100, save 7$ and enjoy your 100 sphere shaped magnets which put those buckyballs to shame.

And yes, they're trustable I ordered 2 one inch squares, I've pinched my fingers a few times lol, oh and you can make magnet bracelets, which is kind of fun.

but yea... you don't get a jar that people would prolly mistakenly call fukkyballs but you know... lol.

Here's mine:

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The one thing I lack
As hands race to my crotch
Is a set of balls
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Maybe you could help?

I love this website
PEW PEW bacon and Zelda
Couldn't get better

geekologie means
awesome cool zombie advice
plus some dinosaurs

Unicorn semen
Please help me win this contest
Got some on e-Bay

Good news everyone,
You heard Professor Farnsworth.
Everybody does.

Website of greatness
giving daily fix of geek
while fighting, robots

magnets are magic
bikinis, bacon and PEW!
robot needs magic

Pic totally fake
You can tell by the shadows
A failed firsty

New Magnetic Toy
Causes Cancer in Thousands
Cures Cancer For Some

Haiku Entry :

Geekologie Rules,
Only Thing Cooler Is A
Bacon Dinosaur!

when lonesome
a site, not for fools
kBytes take me to you

I have a bacon
bikini to wear only
for GW

zoh my god zombies
are eating my face but it's
better than robots

Hot like a laser
you quite are, everyone knows
girls like to kiss you

Magnet toys are fun
Like mini robot minions
I shall train them well

Dinosaurs Are Good
Geekologie Tastes Bacon
Robots Are Evil

Just robots and food
Nothing on XKCD
You've wasted my life

Geekologie, shit!
way too many syllables
hoped for limericks

I love you bucky
your balls are so intrigueing
wait, who is bucky?

Ok you can just send those to my house. you know where I live GW

It's all been downhill
since the sexy prosthesis.
MORE ARMLESS LADIES!

It's not only food

That is improved by bacon

Technology, too!

most awesome website
fighting the robot tyrants
pew pew pew pew pew

I have no money
They tried to repo my car
But I have steel balls

writer of the geeks
I would really love YOUR balls
magnet balls will do

G-dub, please choose me~
All base can belong to you~
Greasy, bacon love <3

I'll ask my Lawyer
If shaming yourself like this
Counts as a sex crime

GW is sexy
when girls see his sweet abs
they all orgasm

robots are evil
Tyrannosaurus ate my haiku
pew pew pew pew pew

so much depends on
my daily dose of bacon
and geekologie

Crap! I forgot a word!! Can I correct? Please? Oh Please??!?
It should read:

The one thing I lack
As hands race down to my crotch
Is a set of balls

On the internet,
Dangerous to go alone...
Take Geekologie.

My small mind is filled
With instinct to mate with geeks
The life of a dino.

please give me those bawlz
magnetic bawlz turn me on
what is wrong with me

Amazing the geek
who loves the dinosaurs
fear the robots

give me them balls now
lol thats what she said
f*cking love magnets

pew pew pew pew pew
pew pew pew pew pew pew pew
pew pew pew pew pew

The only people that would mistakenly call them "Fu*yballs" are idiots who don't know what a buckyball is. >:|

Luv Geekologie
Does Geekologie luv me?
Oh that's way too gay

steely skin cold eyes
we can run but we can't hide
i blow you for toy!

pwnd

Once upon a time,
Geekologie was the best.
They still are. The end.

riding dinosaurs
fighting zombies with fire swords
it's the only way

Please give me some balls
I will ride your unicorn
All night long, all night.

Once the robots rise
In bacon grease they shall fry
Hail Geekologie

:)

robots will attack
the dinos make me ejac
bacon is my crack

Time Ticks As I .. Pew
Robot Plans To Steal Bacon
Light .. Toke .. Pass To Raptor

Body in the trunk,
Posting haiku contest while
running from the law.

Dinosaur say rawr
First-tards make me die inside
Daisy should f*ck off

I should win based on TRUTH!

A robot killing,
bacon munching dinosaur,
PEW! PEW! Orgasm.

Cosplay; boobs are great
Dinosaurs; mans true best friend
Robots? Lets kill them

Hey, Geekologie
can I have your steelie balls?
Bow Chica Wow Wow

Bacon, Dinosaurs,
Sex Appeal, And All Geekness
I've Never Felt Love

O, Geekologie!
You will stand the test of time
-just like Limp Bizkit

God I love this site
It Brings happiness and laughter
To my heart and soul

remove batteries
a fear that will save us all
robophobia.

This website is fine,
Wish those magnets were mine.... shit....
Not meant to rhyme!

In comments I write
this Geekologie haiku.
The grand prize is mine!

Having sexual intercourse
With a picnic table
This feels so right

Geekologie is
without a a doubt, the best site
on the internets

G.W. writer, i'm not gay
I want metal balls
As awkward as it all sounds

(G.W. is 2 sounds, 2, its an acronym and if you think W is 2 sounds then use: G.W., I'm not gay)

Geekologie is
Zelda's magical gift
Internet rejoice

yes, geekologie
is best name I could think of
huffing gas stupid

Your fondness of links
can only compare to your
Intense love for Link

Crazy blogger man,
I want big magnet small balls.
Give them up or die.

Love Geekologie
Platonically - get off me
Im no dinosaur.

The editors at
Superficial are laughing.
"He's handing out BALLS."

Petals fall in autumn,
Embrace the seasons cold edge,
Taste my geek shnutz~

Dig it man, dig it.

Magnet Ben Wa Balls
Geekologie loves bacon
Give me bacon balls

Nobody alive,
Can remember why, just that
the Zombies must die.

Let me touch your balls,
I want to roll them around.
Magnets? What Contest?

Geekologie sucks.
Fake: The shadows are all wrong.
Same stupid comments.

What is this, I don't
Even, I'm 12 and they just
accidentally

Why give out magnets?
They're just cyborg testicles.
Sad, neutered robots

Dinosaur loving
Robot apocalypse NO!
Snuggie orgasm

It is Geekieness

It is techiness

It's Geekologie.

I'd cram memes in here,
but I've too much self esteem
-and I'm a crackwhore.

Please, more "Pew Pew Pew"s
Geekologie is too good
to be at work now

The Geekologie
writer has one on Jesus
and Pythagorus.

Geeks raping dinos

Hoping and waiting,
Wishing for your latest post,
I miss the raptors.

Buckyballs so great
I don't care they blow my mind
and not my two balls.

Robots Terrorize
Geekologie Wicked Rad
Perfection PEW PEW

Tiny Orb Wonders
Inspire Childlike Puzzlement
Unfading Solace

The Gadgets, Gizmos
And Awesome Of The Web-World,
That Prize Will Be Mine

Down with all Robots
Dinosaurs can eat them all
Geekologie = Supreme

Geekologie's like:
Beer sex women bacon boobs.
Robots are satan.

Zelda Dinosaur
Make Love Eating Sweet Bacon
Pangs of Pew Pew

Bacon clock sizzles
Roll over in bed - oh shit!
Dinosaur boobies!

Ball are just like squares.
Except they are much rounder.
I want a sandwich!

Dinosaur Rapist
Geekologie Writer Lurks
Seeking Out His Prey

Give me buckyballs
Or I will hunt you down like...
A lower lifeform.

124 comments in 46 minutes! Gotta be a Geekologie record.

Magnets are so bad
my tongue is bacon magnet
gut is scale magnet

people entranced by
silly little things will try
to make those things cool

DAMMIT I hit enter too soon D:

Bacon drops from hand
Falls to floor like autumn leaf
Sadness fills my universe

Camel Toes And Crap
Geekologie Doesn't Suck
Like Superficial

Idiot morons there
on the outside stay with Geek
to keep your mind sound

GW is awesome
and I Watch Stuff is just
Geekologie's bitch

Holy balls batman
These buckyballs are the shit
Pew pew pew plus two

YESSSSSSSS.

And as the lord said,
Let their be geekologie!
Then there were Dinos,

wow, really - just copy and past a mix of lines from previous posts, and you'll surely win, morons.

geekologie.com
for their cake is not a lie
a winrar is you

Gadgets, fun.. bacon.
Probably crafted by Gods.
Hilarity squared.

I <3 you, Geekologie.

urologist says
bring your Bucky Balls to me
and I will cure them

refresh every day
waiting for GW updates
get daisy instead..

..
i want them shiny balls GW.. gimme!

maybe a hot girl will
pay some attention to me and
softly fondle my buckyballs

penis

some people fail to realize GW, =, and etc. are more than 1 syllable when pronounced...

Geekologies Future
By: Will C

Trees in leafless bloom,
Pew-pew sounds in the distance,
Robots rule it all.

Loving dinosaurs
Flavoring things with bacon
Geekologie's rad

Rad, dood. Rad.

If I had some balls
My undies would be filled, and
I won't be as scared.

Dinosaurs, beacon,
Gamers and pew pew galore!
Robots can suck it.

Want those Buckeyballs
Even will kowtow to you
No dignity here

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You want nerd news now

The answer is simple friend

Geekologie is for you
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Welp that was my entry!

tjb

You guys, "GW" is four syllables.

Opps, sorry about the spelling mistake, I meant bacon***

pew! pew! robot dead
shot him in the metal head
die die robot die

Hot gamer chicks make
Geekologie Writer wanna
PEW! PEW! inside them

PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG MAN
ARE THE BALLS BACON

Or three, if you say 'dub-ya'

Geekologie is
Level 80 Paladin
Equivalent to

In the dirty fight
We all call the internet
Geekologie wins

Are these balls alive?
Tried to make a magnet friend
She didn't say much :(

Oh, what would I give
For geekologies stell balls?
how 'bout a haiku?

PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
Geekologie PEW PEW PEWs
PEW Them robots good!

I want balls to touch
I will put them on my junk
Do not make me cry

Chuck Norris Was Here
Is So Cliché, Gee Dub-Ya
Now Gimme My Geek

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Who has the best news?

A) Geekologie B) Cow

A) Geekologie
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woot

The Future Is Bleak...
Unless We Slay The Robots...
For The Good of Man....

Geekologie knows
Superficial STD
is Geekologie

SHIT i should have read all the others before i posted!

Oh Geekologie,
you make me feel so funny;
down there, where I pee

Enough flattery.
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. BEWARE!
beep boop beep beep boop.

What have I become?
Wasting time, trying to win
some magnetic balls..

Random awesomeness
Green laser PEWs robot dino
defo photoshopped

Star Wars to Bacon
The nature of Geekdom told
Geekology Winz

Seeing nothing says you can't enter more then once..

Legos and Kittens
My mind drawn to bacon smells
My bookmarked geek place

or

Robots will kill us
The end has infrared eyes
We should have listened

or

Five Seven Five Win
Why can't I write something good
I hate this contest

heh heh

give me magnets please
in return i will bribe you
with lots of bacon

I ate BuckyBalls.
Now my intestines jingle,
and my poop points North.

Get some of this! Go ahead, copy and paste it and submit it you sucker fish...
Oh wait, already did. I win, go to bed now children : )

Dinosaur Bacon
With Bucky Balls I Will Make
We Are All Robots

*darn it i'm talented people.

Japanese Robots
Busy planning my quick death
While I cook Bacon

Hai! Geekologie
pew pew pew all your magnets
are belong to me

Those "Zombies Ahead"
Have Taken Over The States
Run! Run For Your Life

The following haiku is based on a true story. And by true story I mean a picture I drew while I was supposed to be paying attention to something. What?! The schoolyard bullies beat me up for my Ritalin aga- DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES???

Robocalypse comes.
GW rides into battle
on bridled T-Rex.

Rawwr... pew pew pew!

I wrote:

GW is awesome
and I Watch Stuff is just
Geekologie's bitch

on comment 141.

scratch that to correct version:

Geekologie cool
and I Watch Stuff writer's just
Geekologie's bitch

and comment # 161:

Hot gamer chicks make
Geekologie Writer wanna
PEW! PEW! inside them

is a mistake. It's:

Hot gamer chicks make
Geekologie Writer want
to PEW! PEW! in them

Daisy, Shumway, Pew
Snarky comments every day
Why won’t firstards stop?

Know if the robot
Apocalypse has happened?
Check Geekologie.

want some bucky balls?
just cite pews and robots and
dinosaurs, oh my!

daisy, dinosaurs,
a novelty eagle head,
bacon, and lego's.

The Closest to God
The Geekologie Writer
No one is better

His BALLS were metal,
Dinosaurs he would fondle.
Save us from robots!

Trust Geekologie
The only news not censored
by zombie robots.

Met on Omegle
Sweet Geekologie writer
May I have your child?

oh dang, i meant legos

In front of my screen
Are dinosaurs and pew pews
Thanks Geekologie

ok so there WAS something about entering more then one poem! I r stoopid.
Please disregard the previous thing and accept this as my only entry. it was teh first one in my list. Disregard all others.

Star Wars to Bacon
The nature of Geekdom told
Geekology Winz

sorry!

How many testes
may be shielded within this
bucky ball armor?

Learned from GW
Dinosaurs f*cking robots
I'd hit it, twice.

Robots, Zombies, Pork
Geekologie writer knows
Mankind has NO hope!

Whenever I'm bored,
Geekologie saves the day.
Lasers must go PEW!

Reach for the tissue
Brontosaurus testicles
Glowing on my screen

Up, Up, and Down, Down
Left Right, Left Right, B, A, Start
Konami Code, Bitch

A Future Headline:
The Robot Armageddon
Stopped by Dinosaurs

Ode to Geekologie
Technology to bacon
Pew Pews for all

Bacon, stuff of pure
Awesomeness, enough said - oh,
And Geekology!

"King of the Net, Cool Geek
Get Set of Magnetic Balls
Match my pair of Big Balls."

KTHXBYE
PLZ SEND ME BALLS ASAP

Haikus Are Easy
But Sometimes They Don't Make Sense
Refrigerator

Roses are red, Violets are blue, GW you're so hot, I'd swallow your goo!

receive cool magnets:
will use on evil robots
PEW PEW bacon's safe!

Robots will Attack
But gamers will never die!
'Cause awesome we are all!

Robots scare me too
They are more afraid of you
Then you are of them

I shall use magnets
only for good: that is to
kill robot soldiers.

geekologie is
like bucky balls are in life
my favorite things

(and dinosaurs... pew pew pew)

Medical Ethics
Only with Geekologie
Can I stay awake

Haiku's are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

What words to describe
my Geekologie romance?
Shit my groin's on fire!

Anticipation
I refresh the page again
More Geekologie

GW, I bet you regret giving this two days for people to enter now.

Holy crap there's going to be tons to go through. It's only been 70 minutes and there's over 200.

Um robots something...
Screw it where's my credit card?
Me want buckyballs!

dont need religion
dont need food water life
i just need geek balls

Agh. I mean 4 days.

Fools hurry for first
A million lunchtimes wasted
Zombocalypse comes

geekologie wins
bacon is the main topic
and robots sometimes

bacon pew pew pew
geekologie dino love
I hate robots pew

Haiku's aren't that hard
geekologie is like porn
I am so alone

Geekologie time
makes geek girl happy all day
play video games

My boobs are bouncy
Stare at them while I go run
Now, give me some balls...

He told me to pew,
Now my crotch burns like bot stew.
Thanks so much, GW

The best partier
Loves dinosaurs a lot
As well as women

Geekologie rules
Bacon and Dinosaurs too
Robots not so much

the rules are simple
robots are the devil's work
sex with dinosaurs

On Geekologie
I spend a lot of my time
Totally worth it

Some of those haiku's above ive seen on other sites, especially in the thinkgeek haiku page.

But anyways, here's mine that i am making up as i go along:

Geekologie Commenter
Comment all day
Never got first

:D

I want to post some others that were maybe better but i dont really care, i just want your balls. Buckyballs that is.

Robots, Dinos, PEW
The inner geek is sated
For another day..

Too many posts here
So much bacon and dino
G.W. is MAN

(note: G.W. is pronounced "jee-dub-yew" in order to effectively fit the haiku)
also, what the *insert desired profanity here*. why does everyone (including myself) only mention bacon, dinosaurs, an occasional zelda and PEWs? creativity amongst the commenters i think not.

I began to troll
Just to make readers angry
No one poops but you

The geek rises up
Acceptance is the unknown
The light burns geek eyes

my fingers hurt, I have never counted to 5 and 7 so many times.

Geekologie rules!
I shall worship G Dub-ya.
I can has magnets?

Green Dinosaurs PWN robots
Bacon goes PEW PEW
Geekologie for the win!

(BTW, #239 was a bonus! Not an actual contest entry!)

A haiku contest!
I am so going to win.
Bacon, Beer, Robots.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Please let me be the
Winner of this contest and
I will kill all 'bots!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Who said Geeks aren't cool?
Some geeks are pretty badass.
See Geekologie.

Magnet plus Laser
A recipe for awesome
Now add dinosaur

Buckyball magnets.
Small but strong, like my prostate
Right, Geekologie?

%%%%%%%%%%%%

Robot Overlords
Dino Copulation
BEST TECH BLOG EVER

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Love ya GW!

i would sell my son
for the geeklogie man
he is amazing

Drill the mosquito
Sexy Raptor in my bed
I spare no expense...

I don't even care if I win, I'm taking that one to the bank. (Spank International Trust and Savings)

Galactus granted magnetic abilities to
Silver Surfer's grand old balls but he
Did not expect Geekologie ultra mega balls

Moo

Poor Gee Double-Yoo,
Need To Read All These Entries
What A Ton Of Crap

203 or 220 Win, Watch and Learn

i only post one haiku, plz givaa meee da baalz.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie NEver BAck Down where MAx was studying how cannonballs were stacked, and then invented ice at room temperature. This eventually caused everything on earth to die.

I had two balls once -
Sticky but fun to suck on.
Up my nose, they hurt.

PICK ME PLEASE!

awaldman91@yahoo.com

GW and Zelda
riding on a dinosaur
mow down robots. PEW!

F. Scott Fitzgerald
He was an alcoholic
Poor son of a bitch.

Geekologie guy,
you pwn Superficial hard,
and Iwatchstuff more

Geekologie Man,
Delicious Sex Pot Of Mine.
Me Love You Long Time.

a balance between
dinosaurs and robot posts
it the perfect blog.

GW fans'
poetry is made of fail.
I'd hate to judge these.

Geekologie is
like the perfect birth control
no girls will touch us

Instructions alas,
the swallow of a child,
nurse with steely pan.

Geekologie stud.

Don't care how big your geek is,

ain't as big as his.

oh god, so much competition. Well, here's what's on the top of my head!

Geekiness Supreme,
With Dinosaur Love to Spare!
Hold The Robots Please.

good luck everyone!

Time Ticks As I .. Pew
Robot Plans To Steal Bacon
Toke .. Diplodocus

Previous entry was 5-7-6 .. this one fits [=
Bring on the Balls

When the robots come
My lasers will be ready
Thanks Geekologie

FAKE!!!! Photoshop job,
The shadow's, they are all wrong.
I Never Back Down

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pure art

Dear Geekologie:
These Pachinko balls don't work.
Send my money back.

Oops, I sent two haikus under one email addy. Here's another for ya.

Anticipation
I refresh the page again
More Geekologie

Bacon goes Pew Pew
The most awesome Pig Product
Isn’t good for you

Come here, Din-ASS-saur.
Do it pterodactyl style.
GW's wang is 1337!

are you ready for this much awesome?
-------
Zelda is the best
did not know haikus are hard
robots bacon pew.
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if I counted wrong sorry. Let me know and I'll be waiting for you to come whip my ass, but I might like it. ;] haha.

My entry:

Listen, web-writer,
I've never won a contest.
Five more words go here.

Whippin My Ass Aye?
I think i can count to seven.
Geekologie rocks.

I do not expect
to win this but I thought I
might as well try to.

Hot for Hadrosaurs?
Geekologie wants them all.
No Robot Love here.

Geekologie and
lasers go hand and hand,
dinosaurs too pl-ease.

Bacon is tasty
Daisy insists it is fake
Pie never backs down

this webpage is gay,
this writer is a virgin,
on opposite day!

Robot come visit
The technology quiz kid
His moves quite terr.. PEW!!PEW!!1!

Hours spent online
Slowly turn into days, weeks
Where did my life go?

Geekologie is
King of bacon and pew pews
My whole role model

Geekologie Law
Post news for geeks only
Beware of robots

Geekologie’s loves:
Bacon is like meat candy
Whistle tips go woo!

I like Tom Long's. haha.

PEW PEW Dinosaur
Death to all robot kind
Burn them with FIRE

(fail?)

Geeks will rule the earth
If robots don’t do it first
Beware of robots

wow...this as alot of comments

Geekologie must
Be Experienced, for it
cannot be Explained.

Are you shitting me?
Magnetic ball bearings? Please!
How 'bout a real prize?

I lack balls my son
Can I have your zombie child?
Maybe some day babe

By Geekologie,
Spirits are lifted. Mostly
Alcoholic ones.

My Haiku.

Robots will destroy.
Geekologie will defend
Victory for all.

Robots will Kill Us
Sweet Dino Love is the Best
Geekologie Rocks!!!

Lemme try my hand at this:

This site, a white light
At the end of the tunnel
Angels sing, "Bacon"

I suck at Haiku
Bought them on my credit card
Thanks for the discount

(Yes, this is a valid entry :P)

I like Anna's - #22

Pole dancing dollies

Bring dissolving bikinis

Science fiction porn

Meat wrapped in bacon
with cheese stuffing, and more meat.
Sweet, sweet grease of life.

Internet Boring
Discover Geekologie
Am Happy Again!

King Geekologie
Brings us bacon and gadgets
Death to the robots

Oh I want your Giz
Mo I just can't get enough
of your PEW PEW stuff

Dinosaur Sandwich
With Chainmail For A Dressing
Dentist in morning

Chickens are dinos
Geekologie life is good
Just watch out for bots

Big magnetic balls?
Superficial Writer's Jealous.
You say PEW PEW PEW!

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

He blogs for cool geeks
Ain't talkin' to you fool geeks
Geekologie PWNS!

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

This is not a second entry on a single email.
You would think that a web programmer would know better than to fancy up a comment with greater-than less-than signs (thems SPECIAL charachters)
see comment 270 for clarification

Geekologie is
Rad to the Power of Sick
Dinosaur Boner

I am not Robot
But I need the ball bearings
To complete circuit

Who will comment first,
His Nintendo Zelda post,
Extraordinary.

Geekologie job:
Drink and surf and still get paid.
Do you take interns?

Ah shit, forgot to change the email address :(

Brachiosaurus
Giant phallus in the sky
My loins a-flutter

If only I had
A sexy-ass dinosaur
To trade for rare earth balls

Addicting geek news
Total waste of my time and
Oh God what is this

atop dinosaur
I'll fight the robot army
With GW

Bacon dinosaurs,
Geekologie for the win
'Til sex robots reign.

Dear Geekologie
Writer. We should totally
date. You be the girl.

Robots everywhere
wish i had bacon, or guns
but mostly bacon

Steel plate in my head.
Neodymium magnets
are hard to pry loose.

"One post per email"
I forgot to make a sixth.
My entry is void :(

Geekologie Rocks
Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome
It has all things cool

Haiku for you, GW.

And everyone else:

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they make no sense
Refrigerator

oh geekologie
i hope i win these cool balls
pew pew and bacon

If I don't win this,
I'll just by some for myself.
And some chicken wings.

For me there's no man,
That gives me satisfaction.
Maybe your steel balls?

With rare earth magnets
I could foil the robot plot.
Without, we all die.

A true geek inside,
Overclocking CPU,
Dammit, need more fans

Wanted Bucky's balls...
Heard, "You're gonna love my nuts!"
Gunnah got Slap Chop.

hate robots by day
Make love to dinos by night
You make life funny.

Geek News Every Day
Fear Robot Apocolypse
Sexy Dinosaurs

No bacon, no love
is what i tell the ladies
i am still single

Oh Geekologie
If you give me some magnets
I'll play with my balls

Dinosaurs posters
Zelda in a bikini
What else do you need?

Read this site all day
Geeky girl seeks Buckyballs
and unicorn spooge

geekologie it feeds
my addiction for tech
magnets are fine too

I got the clap man
could really use some bucky balls dude
geekologie rocks

oh my, watch GW call it a fake contest :D, he should do this more often for the comments

those sure look dumb
four friends hotbox a car
best toy ever

oh god they look fun
I just wiped my credit card
magnetic sphere fail

what to do with them
i can make a small buddah
damnit. sphere again

Japanese robots
They bring the apocalypse
Kill them with fire

I want the magnets
They seem like a lot of fun
Send them to me now

hooray for bucky balls
sixty-carbon fullerenes
spherical in shape

Bacon Boobies
Huge Magnetic Nipples
Tasty Motor Boat

Thanks GW,
Who once touched a real breast.
Oh wait, Photoshop.

Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls
Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls
Balls Balls Balls Bucky Balls

Extremely creative, I think this poem deserves the prize. Infact, if you choose me, you'll probably get laid everyday for the rest of the week, even if you are a geekologie writer.

Geekologie is
where I get my news about
vampire dildoes

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The Three wolf moon shirt
Now play me off keyboard cat
Bacon awaits me.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"ASL," You ask
I'm 18 f and from maine
Psyche! I am a dude

Bacon, Legos, PEW!
All combined to make GW
Internet Savy

Dinosaurs eat men
Robots want to rule the world
Robots love Dinos

Wrap girl in bacon.
Seemed like a good idea.
Don't think she'll come back.

Dear Geekologie,
You are my only news source
Do you think that's bad?

This line is the FIRST!!!!!!
Everything is photoshop
Link has a penis

My laser's ready
To blow these robots to hell
Oh, look! Dinosaurs!

@ 269,
damn you stole my idea,
shoulda wrote that FIRST!

356 was my entry

All the people ran
Godzilla was in Japan
Then he ate a man

geekologie, eh?
i have never been to it
you can go to hell

I like sticky balls
All over and on my face
Magnetic balls please.

xo

Every day I read
Geekologie instead of
Listening in class

Disregard Haikus
with "bacon," "bots," "dinosaurs"
to thin entries fast.

I'm just sayin....

Robots are bad things
Dinosaurs are very séxy things
pew pew pew, tazers

Hallucinating,
Lecturer made of bacon.
I stayed up too late.

@203. that's a good one for sure. gotta be a winner

Break down crying out:
"Someone just play with these balls!!!"
They come together...

Please, do not applaud....
I cannot hear you anyway.
You should just send cash.

They are so impressed.
Five fingers watch every move,
Leaving satisfied.

I suck my own balls
but I will suck yours as well
I like eating poo

You're my nemisis
Because robots I adore;
They are great in bed

witty, important
geekologie may be both
bacon lube for all

I need Buckyballs
To replace the two I lost,
In monkey snafu.

:'(
Please help.

My brother wants to
build a small magnet-board park
He is Thirty-two

True story, this would really help the cause.

procrastination
refresh geekologie more
grad school takes too long

We hate the robots

We love dinosaurs and meat

om-nom-nom, pew-pew

Must give to me now!
or else I'll pew pew pew you,
Dinosaur Awesome!

The Robots Assault
The Bacon Porn Then Ensues
Heart, Geekologie

he writes of all win
such as the evil robots
and lack of girlfriend

Where do the geeks live
I know where they all gather
Do they live in me?

pew pew pew you're dead
the robots will take over
the Writer warned you

web of endless news
filtered for my awesome tastes
Geekologie rules

Bacon and robots
Om nom nom and pew pew pew
Thus our future reads

many flowers bloom,

the sun shines through the harsh rain,

it burns when i pee

Geekologie love-
fight robots, love dinosaurs
"gee dub" in my heart

My eyes are bloodshot.
4 AM, can't stop reading.
Why, Geekologie?

Brontosaurus balls
make geekology writer
sidle bowlegged

please let me win this
oh wonderful G-dubya
I want Buckyballs

for love of magnets
I will show you my boobies
maybe you can touch

Geekologie poem:

Robots are evil,
The GW knows it,
dinosaurs are win.

Gw= 3 syllables (jee, double-you)

a haiku i would,
write if i only could run.
brain sucking zombies

I fondled her bits
Stroked down towards her axe wound
Found she was a he

Restraining order.
Don't think of it as rape babe,
More like surprise sex.

haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator

Kitty makes me keen
Dinosaur makes me horny
My Pew Pew is broke

All your haiku sucks
I will win all the prizes
Better luck next time

A penis that large
Owned by Geekologie guy
Makes women respect

Idiot moron,
This place is pretty awesome.
O, Geekologie.

bacon is a meat
geekologie is so leet
robots are so weak

bacon will last forever the most awsome thing ever invented robots and zombies die

zero one zero
one one one zero one one
zero one zero

Look! Geekologie
This product looks like fun -click-
Oh no, a penis. ):

my comment's not first
but i will still be a douche,
FIRST! EPIC PWNAGE!

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Bacon for two
Candlelit dinner with a
Sexy Tyrannosaurus.

Oh to have those balls
to play with Geekologie
I want you, need you.

All others: Robots!
Geekologie, they wish for.
Enslavement begins...

This toy looks like fun
/This/ toy looks like fun also
.../This/ toy made me gay. ):

The robots have come
I need your great balls of steel
And I shall prevail

Powered by man flesh
Robots hunt down last blogger
Cry Geekologie

porking dinosaurs
is the best and after that
eating my bacon

Danger confronts me,
A quick retort I yell out,
You fight like a cow.

Haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator

The writer fears little
Machines, dinosaurs, women
But, balls he has many

This may not be first
But I'll say it anyway
I can see pixels

Pew pew pew pew pew
The robots are attacking
mount your dinosaur

Geekologie: Love
Free metal magnet balls: Like
Butt-AIDS: Notsomuch.

sex with a dino
what more can a man wish for
except for bacon

Sex with T.rex; tricky
Sex with bacon is sticky
No sex with robots.

Geekologie wins
Over bacon by seven
Now let's party.

Dinos are sexy
Robot idiot moron
Daisy is a fake

Haikus are easy
Sometimes people are lazy
Google for the lose

Geekologie is
What I read when I'm horny
I love bacon too.

Meant to Update blog
Got Sidetracked By Facebook Though
I have no real friends :(

Her delicious breath

Run hands on reptilian skin

Sex her JurASSic

Ah Geekologie
Part of my daily routine
Haiku, I's done it !

this site is the best
cuz it gives you rare earth balls
oh plz let me win

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(Damn hard to top 413. Well done sir.)

wooden bow and horse
container heart of bacon
left brain, right brain, pew

Awesome, gizmos, gads
Geekologie is real rad
Awesome, gizmos, gads

Buckyball haiku!
Don't think of puns about balls.
Too late. Goddamn it.

1. geekologie made happy
2. robot very scary
3. every day here i love

:D even if i don't win ill still freakin love this site
geekologie 4 ever!!
<3
(Pew shoots arrow through heart)
</3

Tom Long, is that in response to mine?

Loving Dinosaurs!
Finding wonderful BACON!
Geekologie Rocks.

Evan, yes, you and the five other people who posted the same one!

Boobs, you've never touched
But bacon and lasers, check
Geek, king of awesome!

Geekologie (A haiku)

FIRST! DINO. LEGO.
MMM BACON. WATCH OUT FOR BOTS
GO, NINJA, GO. PEW!

Tom
Damn I was hoping no one else thought about it.
Was too lazy to read them all :(
Yours was cute though.

Give me those sick balls
Sick to the power of RAD
Geekologie RULES

Reading Daisy's posts
I am inspired to write
For Geekology

what is a high "Q"?
It's an "O" smoking a joint.
Chronic "O", Nom Nom

Geekologie finds
my most nerdy desires
so i don't have to.

Internet time waste
Oh so much better than sex
but how would we know?

I want those magnets
I hope I win with this one
I'll make a girl friend

Tiny metal balls
Make dodecahedron shapes;
Squares and circles too.

Bucky Fuller knew
that nanobots would soon come
to eat Spaceship Earth

This is all I got
So Play me off Keyboard Cat
and a one two three

A Geekologist
Never showers, never cries.
Thank you very much.

A dweeb dilemma?
Just go Google "geekolo"
I'm feeling lucky

Geekologie fresh,
Bacon, Dino, PEW, CosPlay,
Fresh like new Blu-Ray.

Geekologie is
Escape from the normal
News and daily life

Wow my crotch hurts now
Stupid magnets clamp tightly
Should have shaved my sack

Pew pew on my face,
when you're done, GW,
cause I'm hot like that.

FOR(I=1;
I<9; I++)
{PRINT "PEW PEW PEW PEW";}

I want to win this
This contest has balls of steel
not unlike myself

This contest is fake.
Because the shadows are wrong.
Like that one movie.

GW's hot.
And nonstop like a robot.
I need some water.

DAMN! SO MANY COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

geek are sonorous
any one can chorus pew pew
only winners have balls

Much like poles repel
their opposites, my south pole
repels nude women.

Buckyball magnets?!
Hot damn, time to bribe GW
with dinosaur porn

Oh, Geekologie.
I know you are trying hard,
But nobody cares.

:(

i love cute kitties
and idiot-morons to
pew-pew om nom nom

lol really wish i coulda thrown bacon in there

flooding this contest
geekologie ftw
a million emails

lego vaginas?
canned bacon and unicorn sperm?
weird shit abounds here.

Ode to the GW, a Haiku

Teardrops born of Joy,
With each Robot we Destroy.
Lead us in The War.

geekologie, a haiku:

so many gadgets,
giggles, those weird asian folk,
can't forget bacon.

summer comes to end
smell of bacon all a round
oh no i just got pewed

"pewed" is one syllable right?

These are all haikus,
From geeks of all walks of life,
Competing for balls.

Robot love is gross.
I will now chop your balls off.
Geekologie reigns!

Dinos n Bacon
Take cover rob0 laz0rz
Kitties om nom nom

One thing I do know
Geekologie hates robots
War is imminent

Make fun of geeks
Chris Brown on Grammy night
Broken Glasses

GW, Jake Himself,
Teaming up for this contest.
The balls are touching...

haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator

Seriously I've seen this one so many times going thru here. Im no good at poetry and even worse at haiku but I would at least try...
see....

Unoriginal
Idiots dont even try
So no balls for you!

^_^
Also, lol at daisy's haiku #269

Unicorn farts: rare
Smelling too close gives pink eye
Magical pink eye

morning clover
on the gnome a garland
of birdshit

I WATCH GEEK daily
THE STUFF helps me get all the
SUPERFICIAL hoes

old smokey welfare
chicken skin skeleton bag
punji pit surprise

What's Geekologie?
Just like 4Chan for Grownups
ROTFL

Love Geekologie.
I think this is the PEW clip.
Boobs! NSFW.

Geekologie Good
Makes me glad to be a geek
geeks of world unite

Geekologie knows
the people who suck at life
don't read these pages

Type W W W dot
Geekologie dot com and
See awesome tech stuff!

the writer of geek
likes to play with his tiny balls
made of voodoo shit

dinosaurs and whores
geekologie never bores
those balls, give me moars!

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Robots with lasors
Get eaten by dinosuars.
We enjoy bacon.

lasers, even.

Lego, Nintendo
The Writer strokes his ego
Poor dating advice

COMIC-CON HOT BABES
MAGICAL UNICORN JUICE
sorry for caps-lock....

The wonders of life:
God, free will, and bucky balls.
I prefer the last.

What site has geek news,
robots, bacon, and star wars?
It's Geekologie!

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For humans a binary translator: http://tinyurl.com/3uk4h

I have large testes
When i sit, they get flatten
It hurts my insides

All your base...base...base...
All your base...are belong to...
Shit!...not a haiku.

Pork Chop Sandwiches
were all dead! get the "F" Out!
My god that smelled good.

Geek seems to tease
Girl playing with banana
Wet crotch from robots

GW: you rode a
bacony, anti-robot
dino to my heart

The best site evarrrr!!!
Geekologie is for 1337'$.
Bacon is teh best.

________________
Dinos are awesome,
Superficial writer not,
do not trust robots.
________________

Geekologists post
Bacon fan fapping fodder.
Ceiling cat sees all.

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#488

hahah im soooooooooooo the best! :)

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Geekologie Now!
No apocalypse for the
robot overlords!

or

Fresh bacon in cans!
Magnetic balls and Pew Pews!
Only Geekologie.

It's ever closer:
The robot apocalypse!
Oh my God! PEW PEW

Invasion began!
Japanese automatons
Sought to destroy all.

Oh, how cruel is fate!
And how to rationalize
The justice of this?

Were not we humans
Mostly kind and devoted
To spreading good works?

The sad irony
Mocks us from its lofty home.
We brought this on us.

We, who never cared.
We, who stood there, thumb in ass
As science took hold.

And technology!
We worshipped at its altar.
It was our savior.

Lives were saved; hooray!
Diseases cured; let's party!
Robots? They're so cool!

It started in Nome.
An unlikely launching point,
But 'bots are crafty.

Alaska fell fast.
Nobody really cared much.
Same with Canada.

But then, they moved south.
Kissing, and learning evil
And how to tell lies.

We had little chance.
We trusted them so blindly.
We have paid the price.

The war was so short,
But our suffering lingered
For generations.

But here, now, I write
In the year 3004.
We are free again.

Did we triumph? No.
We could not defeat those piles
Of tin, steel, and death.

No. They left us here,
To watch our planet wither,
Raped, barren, empty.

I pity the green men
Off in the wild black yonder
Who will be their prey.

Maybe they're smarter
And will not trust visitors
Of soulless metal.

We were not so blessed.
Instead, we rot, day by day,
And curse our fathers.

How did they not see?
Why did they ignore warnings
About what would come?

Atop the rubble,
Monuments are erected
To the One Who Saw.

He could have saved us,
But we ignored his vision.
Please, please! Forgive us.

Our children will know
The Geekologie Writer
Was the best of men.

Geekology Pwns
But never with the ladies
He just does dinos

Win @ 317

The answers to life:
God and the Geekologie.
The latter is true.

whos C3Po
hey what does bacon taste like?
i am chuck norris

You ride your dino
To fight with the robots and
Eat bacon. Ladies?

Robots dance in hell
Speak the dinosaur "Pew Pew"
Lasers rock my socks

oh magnet steel balls
shape them like a shiny dildo
will own my bung hole

damn. there are a lot of good ones here. SO DAMN MANY!

does anyone know the record number of posts?

Blogging and bacon,
two things that i love dearly;
pwning easily.

Bacon masturbate
PEW PEW kill all the robots
Dinosaur threesome!

Oh, magnets in space
Come to me, your rightful place
*rolling balls on face*

Moist dino bacon;
I has a chubby for it.
Geekologie rocks.

balls, balls of metal
are so mag(net)-ificent
my silvery balls

Pics, vids, lulz and snark,
Geekologie has it all.
But, no robots, please.

sci fi geeks and fans
robots shall not take over
GW will save us!

Be Star wars pork fat
Pornography Donkey Kong
Cherry pie pork butt

Dinos: They be hot
Geekologie writer too
I: Make love with you?

lol @313

well here's my contribution

five hundred comments;
did not know that many people read,
this blog is the shits.

Robots will kill us
Dinosaurs: pure awesome
Death Star goes PEW PEW

hahahha best one @ 488 !

its all news from geekologie XD

Haiku can be fun
It doesn't always make sense
Refridgerator

Wow... MANY MANY entries... I need those magnets...

Here is my attempt:

Prowl towards the T-Rex
Pew Pew goes the BA-K-47
Ride the Bacosaurus

How can you resist this amazing haiku? It combines guns made of bacon, and riding a Bacosaurus(dinosaur made of bacon) presumably into the future to destroy all those damn robots who are trying to take over the world.

I've got no income
No one has ever loved me
Please give me these balls!

I wrote some more haiku
For fear of the rules this
is also a haiku

five syllables is only three
oxymoron are obnoxious
three syllables is also three

In comes the haiku
Dumb haiku Ruined my carpet
Get out of here haiku

Cara is a giant
Kohls makes enchanted things
The clothes did not shrink

this is awesome
I was mean in haiku form
a whole new type of burn

ok now i ran out
Wait no i thought of one more
this is a haiku

hahahahaha
now im not even bored
i am having fun

pikachu distracts
robot overlords enslave
geekologie fail

I love shiny balls
rubbing them over my face
magnetic teabag

Read Geekologie
Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome
Dinosaurs are hot.

So lonely in bed
Oh, whatever shall I do?
I need me those balls.

Dance little monkey
Do it, or so help me god
I'll eat your damn brain

Web was tedious..
But wait - new nerdy gadget??
Thanks, Geekologie!

Accept your Geekhood
Girls love a Man with Acne
Fear the Robot Scourge

Hello G double
You are awesome, yes you are
I have man boobies

Lookin like a pimp
In my bacon tuxedo
PEW, ladies, PEW PEW

The study of geeks
I can has it, and pwn it
Win balls? F-my-life.

Dinosaur riding
Robot fearing sex machine
Bacon fuel source dreams

––––––––––––––––––––––––––––
The Geekologie
Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome
The cake is a lie
––––––––––––––––––––––––––––

I will give you a brownie, cookie, and/or both if you play your cards right....and i think we both know what I'm talking about here....

ps. I'll bribe you to win the contest as well!

Buckyballs for me.
Thank you to Geekologie
Bringing the Geek out.

I'm just a girl
I do not have any balls
please give me some now

i read this daily
F*** i am so pathetic
make me feel better?

Nice rare earth magnets
These are nice gifts for my man
I only date geeks

I am a machine
Please do not send me these balls
I will terminate

Bacons gentle touch
distracting scent of longing
robots killed us all

Stalk Geekologie
'cause you don't have a shot with
Olivia Munn

I Love Dinosaurs
And I Love Bacon Very Much
Combine Them Both PEW

Not Only Bacon
And Not Only Dinosaurs
I Threw In Pew Two!

There. There's a Haiku from me, and a Haiku of me being proud that I was able to get Dinosaurs, Bacon, and PEW into it.

Keep up the kick assery, GW.

Geekologie Man
Zombie Defense Genereal
Banging Your Woman

Robot doom coming?
Fear not, EMP's will save
your weak human ass.

Geekologie, why...
won't you let me quit you?
I love you, you know.

playing with your balls
has never been so much fun
not THOSE balls - magnets!

How I love nip-slips
geekologie provides me
Can win prizes too!

Were it a woman
I would motorboat it's boobs
Pbbbbbbbbbbbbt, Geekologie!

Being a virgin
Is not lonely anymore.
Thank you, internet!

When it comes to news
Geekologie reigns supreme
Pew Pew till the end

Buckminster Fuller
dead, yet so damned proud to see
his balls on display

The Geekologist's sardonic (some might say "Satanic") wit cannot be equaled. And this haiku should not be sequeled.

Poetically yours,

GWV

pew pew pew pew pew
fear the robot overlords
pew pew PEW PEW PEW

An ode to thee, geek
To PEW PEW or not to PEW
That is the question

Geekologie is
most fun after smoking some
fun drugs. Potato.

My stomach wants a
Bacon-wrapped chili hotdog
Dipped in nacho cheese

Fiber of Life, Yes
Geekologie Has No Taste
But Can Make Me Poop

We are bad losers
For wanting free magnet balls
Geeks for the win, woot!

she kicked me down there
wish i had some magnet balls
stinging hurt and blue

Pew! Bacon! Pew! Pew!
Yeah! Geekologie Writer!
You Are My Hero!

Winning magnets are
better than buying. Haiku's are
making us work hard...

Dinosaurs are rad
Rad to the power of sick
I'm not wearing pants

geek-ologie
ologie stands for study of
geek stands for us

I was expecting
some sort of joke regarding
"playing with your balls."

Thoughts about makin'
Dinosaur flavored bacon
Need clean underwear

The Essence of Geek
So Utterly Beautiful
Needs More Dinosaurs

=D pretty amazing huh? xD
First comment too....
Geekologie writer rules!!

Do I win now? xD

Pakistan man walks
Through automatic door, ouch
I laughed for hours

I'm drunk before noon
The robot apocalypse
Has ruined my liver.

geek-ologie life
ologie stands for study
geek stands for us all

5-7-5 corrected, sorry!

Ok, first off since i'm not 18 im pretty sure it's ok if i tell you first(All winners must be 18 years of age or older, unless otherwise stated and/or posted.) since that clears that up, here it is.

Dinos are sexy
Gadgets, gizmos and awesome
Robot holocaust

Man I Love This Site
All kinds of things go "PEW PEW"
I wish I did too.

Strangeness and humor
Fills the pages of this site
Should get a webby

"Dinosaur pornos"
Into the Google search bar
Clicked Geekologie

My robot girlfriend
Best sex I have ever had;
Fine, the only sex.

Wow, this is lame.
Every poem fellating you,
for some magnet balls.

I checked for new posts
I killed a robot last night
I heard a dog bark

I don't read the news,
I Geekologie Daily.
True? Yes. Sad?... Blow me.

robots will bring death
dinosaurs make me horny
I want a jetpack

leia's the hottest
she's rad to the power of sick
And R2 must die!

i actually cried writing this. i learned so much about myself writing it. Thank you Geekologie.............thank you.

Everything thats good
Geekologie brings to you
Thankful are we all

Almost six hundred
cannot write a good haiku,
and neither can I.

Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew
Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew
Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew

Look at all of you
Suck up to Gee-Double-U
Explosions and Boobs dot com

my haiku:
killer robots, news
why is daisy still alive
get some bacon pron

When zombies attack
To geekologie we must all turn
Update: We're all doomed.

This geek is hot like
Bacon! That plus tech... tasty.
Geekologie, PEW!

Metal ball magnets
I will put them in my mouth
Spit them at my cat

Your religion is
Made it up as you go
Juxtaposition!

kiss my big fat ass
you goddamned robots.
dinos, bacon, good.

Bucky Balls can make
so many different shapes
but mostly weiners.

Angles and Area
Radius Diameter
Bacon Flavored Salt

Here is a good joke
Why was 6 afraid of 7
Because 7 8 9

Its Geekologie
He'll kick you in the scrotum
If you don't read it.

Geekologie is rad
I Check it on the daily
Its better than porn

robot take over
imminent as it may be
'have geekologie

For these cool magnets
You may touch my sister's boobs
They are big and soft

Dinosaurs are strong
They will defeat the robots
Robodinowar!

Geekologie is
closest to an orgasm
that I will receive

I hate that robot
With its shiny metal ass
Die robot, Pew Pew

One day we will die
Then we will feel our regret
Robot kings will rule

Zelda farts
"The Wind Waker"
yet cups "Majoras Mask" for "Links Awakening"

refrigerator
antidiscrimination
refrigerator

In space it is true
Aliens and robots too
speak all pew pew pew

read geekologie
or robots will rule the world
and no one wants that

A new story to be told
Trends of the geek obssesion
Flying killer rats

weeping salty tears,
geekologie stole my brain,
a sad life I've had.

yes you know its true, you HAVE stolen my brain GW. I would like it back please. and also bucky balls. I would like those to.

I'm sure he was teased.
Who in the hell would name their
kid Buckminister?

If I win two BuckyBalls
I will give one of them to
the geekologie writer

best haiku ever
bacon bacon pew pew pew
pew pew bacon pew

You are wrong
Moras make haikus
Look it up.

Geekologie is
So hot girls clothes come right off
When he talks and types

I want the magnets
Give them to me or else
I will kill your pets

My first post ever
Stops my career as lurker
Give me magnet balls!

I want the magnets
Give them to me or else dude*
I will kill your pets

lol oops

we all know its true
robots are vicious killers
stop them with rabies

I don't know why you're always bitching about killer robots GW. We all know that rabies has much more kill-ness. Just pack some PEWs with that shit and we will have fun animals with foamy mouths AND no robots. Solved.

Geekologie eats
Dinner in the Alps on time
Steam fart clam waffle

Please give me those balls
Screw the prize just give me yours
Dino plus you me

Poor poor Santa Claus
Way too fat for the chimney
Mysterious Smell...

Dungeons and Dragons
Geekologie writer plays?
But of course, every day!

Fun BuckyBall Magnets
Innocent you say? Or start
Of the robot way!

The nimble raptor
Disembowels a hadrosaur
I get a boner

/b/ is the butthole
what is geekologie then?
lazor-firing crotch?!

If you don’t pick me
I will kill this dinosaur
No sex for GW

Geekologie Rules
Gadgets Gizmos and Awesome
Destroy All Robots

robot dinosaurs
gives the GW nightmares
me too bud, me too.

-wes-

Geekologie rocks
DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
Will give head for balls

Geekologie is
Rad to the power of sick
Make me bacon bitch

Dammit I'm dumb. Try this:

If you don't pick me,
I will PEW this dinosaur.
No sex for you, jerk.

Stop dropping the bombs
Start dropping chewy bacon
Happiness for all

geekologie balls
a prize so awesome that
i can kill for it

Hey Geekologie-
I would totally do you
I can has magnets?

Destroy robot life
GW uses pews
bags dino tonight

Being geek's cool
Even robots stop to drool
In this site, you rule!

Gadgets, gizmos, and
Slash or awesome still leaves me
A lonely virgin

-------------------------------------------
Have you seen this stuff?
Good AND bad, just like my wife
F*** Chlamydia
-------------------------------------------

Though I tend to avoid products which leave me itchy. Damn second hand personal massager.

(sorry, i need to edit something)

Being geek's cool
Even robots stop to drool
In this site, geeks rule!

Dinosaur lover
Will you come too me tonight
I have magic balls

Gadgets envy me
Robots try to sleep with me
I'm geekologie

robots after jump
a man-child with a new toy
god i need a life

I may be a Geek,
But I get all the ladies,
With PEW PEW gadgets.

You guys suck at poetry.
Desperation makes it worse.
And for what?
Little balls of magnets.

YDAL, YDAL!

Daisy repeat posts
lacking any social life
yet we all notice

For the hardcores of the site <3

Balldecahedron.

Buckyballs Luckyballs, I.

Whence these polar nads?

Geekologie Guy:
The Internet in his hands --
as well as his cock.

hey! did you hear that
geekologie writer is
too cool for himself

Of metallic balls
our geeks shall brandish with pride
the truth of awesome

Faceless Avenger
Protector of We, the Geeks
You Want Me Love You?

You are the last hope
Brave Geekologie Writer
From killer robots.

metallic steel balls
sluggish with bacon, greases
sad metaphor meant

No celebrities!
Only gadgets for me please
Geekologie w1ns!

its a haiku
written for geekologie
totally original

Dumb readers post "first"
Writer demands scleragogy
A worthy asseclist

Robots Dinosaurs
except they will be made of
bacon for the win

Dinosaurs are sexy,
Kill all robots now,
Where's my pants.

I would not suck up
Were I a dinosaur girl
But just eat man kind

Hah. How's that for romance? Your fireplace chest and hot tub tarp truck hold no match for my pure amazing ability at eating everyone. I swear if anyone says "That's what she said!" I will send the creepy clown to hide under your bed and whisper into your ear sweet nothings LIKE HE DID FOR ME until you die from it.

Wait, that was you GW?!

...

That's so sweet. CALL ME.

May Geekologie
Receive blessing from the great
Ceiling Cat. Amen.

Of all haiku seen,
Geek writer has proved again
His PEW is biggest.

Killer robot trains
Old men in love with pillows
Save us from Japan!

Asian pew pew
Dino crush robo-bacon
Om nom nom nom nom

pew pew pew pew pew

A snap from some balls;
Surely those were the magnets?
Lest broke our scribe is!

I cant believe that you will read all these haikus......
heres my shot :D

Give me those balls Geek
I need to have them in hand
They are MY magnets...

;P this doesnt count as selling myself right....?

wolves howl at the moon,
a garment made for the gods,
it shall be mine now

who are you people
spamming geekologie jerks
give me your balls now

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Balls is all I see
But this is not at all gay
I just want magnets!

For you i would wear
a dino suit you could tear
to go pew pew pew

Hack a Road Works Sign
Read: Geekologie Dot Com
"Zombie Robots Die"

OMG Bacon! :P
WTF Robots! o.O
WTH Free Ball!! \o/

a bacon sandwich / in the basement darkness is / better than real life

Stock market crashing;
Leaping from open windows
To soften the pain.

672 - Shit i forgot "Killers" -

OMG Bacon! :P
WTF Robots Killers! o.O
WTH Free Ball!! \o/

Pour me some more rum,
Else I'll make ya walk the plank,
Ya scandalous wench!

Sexy Dinosaur
Make pew on Geekologie
Pteradactyl eggs

Geekologic Truths
Star Wars, Lego And Pew Pew
Robot Holocaust

G Dubb I love you
you make me laugh till i pee
pew all over me

Dinosaurs he loves
He would like them in his bed
Please, revive t-rex

W-T-F
O-M-G L-M-A-O
F-T-W...

sitting on the loo

eating butterscotch NOM NOM

just finished flush poo

Let me take your balls
Geekologie writer, and
I'll have your babies

GW is so l337
he can type with his feet
robot go beep?

@1-682

GO TO HELL!

that is all

Time for Geekologie
Gadgets, Gizmos, Awesome
It's so freaking cool

A free kinky toy
Bacon von nipplesworth
I am a cheap derp

First it will be used,
then it will be forgotten.
Until it all ends.

The Geekologist
dinosaur from the future
lead us to awesome

In between her legs
it looks and tastes like bacon
I'm not flacid now

**
geekology, me
forever bound harmony
siamese thrill-me
**

She has come online
slaying dragons together
epics are true love

Wild things explode
Snarky posts we know and love
Daisy cries out "FAKE"

Tyrannosaurus
The Robot Apocolypse
No Match for G W

Dear Geekologie,
You turned me into a man.
You are full of win.

drinking from the well
neverending internet
refresh, no updates

Dinosaurs sexy
Geekologie writer says
More so than his wife

I look up then laugh
because the skydiving team
is quadriplegic

Gadgets, news, Rare earths
Unparalleled awesomeness
My geekologie

Make me a sandwich!
Mr. GW said.
The dino obliged.

I wanna have these balls
kill all robots when time comes
bring dinos back to life

This site is the best
for all geeks around the world
unite to PEW PEW

still a virgin? is

The Geekologie writer;

i Know how you feel

Rearrange a face
If you live in a big place
We're through being cool

would you ever be
baptised by a woodchipper
for a breastmilkshake?

A custom, woolen,
terrifying, hand woven,
assassin robot.

The pewest blogger
Defied our robot masters
A hero is born

magnets kill robots
your base are belong to us
I like bacon best

Na na na na na
na na na na na na na
na na na batman

Just by typing just
one Haiku I just won some
magnetic balls Yay

Beware the Jew-bots
There are more than you may think
they will take your gold

First to say PIRATES
Third to say NINJA and third
to say Chuck Norris

Tech Junkie, no life?
Geekologie owns your brain.
Robots rule the world!

I have bad cancer
Please make my day with your balls
Cancer hurts real bad

Slow connection sucks
Waiting for my porn
Geekologie saves!

The Cake is a lie
yet still we must persevere
GW holds back tear.

Geekologie PEW
PEW PEW goes the cat laser
OMG U DEAD

:3 ----------:O >

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Magnets are grey and so is GW.

Autumn wind blows leaf
through halls of Geekologie.
It's game over, man

i am a hot girl
i love geekologie too
no lie. i should win

Beware the robots
Make sure you have your laser
So you can PEW PEW

Buckyballs are cool.

If I cared about dumb shit,

I'd try to win them.

Growing weary of
internet idiocy.
Geekologie saves.

I am not clever,
but I made the first cyborgs.
I put foil on dogs.

SEVEN HUNDRED AND TWENTY FOUR :O wow we are desperate for balls... all the guys are gay :P

Dear mister eyeball
even though you can float on air
you still owe me rent

Your teeth and tail,
How you eat bacon and roar,
Dinosaur be mine.

Geek virgins unite
Do want your spherical love
Can i haz your balls?

Death to all robots
Geekologie is the best
Velociraptor

ninja master of
the masturbatory arts
the geekologie

Send me BuckyBalls!
You can't make bacon with them
Maybe Raptors though?

Geekologie rocks
Gossip and Technology
From Legos to Balls

My new computer.
Blue Screen of Death it gave. Damn
u magnetic balls!

<3

If you type it in microsoft sam its hilarious !

Each time I jumped to
bed with a girl, I thought, "Please,
don't fall down, lovestick!"

writing poetry
all because I want your balls
does that make me gay?

firstards are so lame
learn to follow directions
PEW PEW to your balls

Geekiness will rule
But we will never survive
Cause we are virgins

skies will rain bacon
robots will be running scared
when you rule the world

im laying in bed,
my dog is humping my leg,
i want bucky balls =[

purple dinosaur
how do you eat bacon
while robots pew pew

Dinosaurs Kick Ass
But Their Missing PEW PEW PEW
What Ya Gonna Do?

bento, bokeh, what?
pillow love and seaweed beer.
i love you japan!

oh great dinosaur
how will you get your bacon
when robots attack

Dinosaurs are hot
In clothes made out of bacon
Haiku for the win!

i meant to make the second line 7 syllables

purple dinosaur
how do you eat your bacon
while robots pew pew

Dinosaurs are hot
In clothes made out of bacon
Haiku for the win!

Jurassic lover
Metalocalypse slayer
Live long and prosper

when i'm bored at work
geekologie is rescue
now i'm out a job

Thank You Mario,
But our princess is in an-
other castle... SHIT!!

Bring us a new post
Make us laugh hard while we work
Help us find a job

Open Firefox
And Type In About:Robots
I Forgot To Say

Tyrannosaurus
The Geekologie Writer
Palaeophilia

Hippopotamus
*Place seven syllables here*
Refrigerator

My Entry.
I Watch Stuff, Real Good.
Geekologie Blows My Mind.
Superficially.

GW has tiny balls
Made of steel that attract all
Me love you long time

What was this thing for?
Can't remember for my life
I'm fuzzy and blue

I liked magnets,
way before all of you,
now they're too trendy.

I don't understand.
If geekologie's for geeks
Why teach it in school?

Geekologie wins
My heart with shiny magnets
Bucky balls now plz

My little winky
It used to be quite stinky
Now it's just wrinkly

robot lovers, watch
out for guys with dinosaurs.
they will kick your ass.

Gadgets and Gossip
Yeah Geekologie dot com
Come spend your free time

Boring day at work
But hey! look up in the sky
oh, its just a bird.

oops I spelled my own name wrong.. HAHHA Lindsy not Llindsy

Read Geekologie
Because I share a fear of
Damn killer robots

Talons that destroy
A prehistoric killer
Fear the dinosaur

Geeks are really cool
Geekologie is geeky
Geekologie cool.

This is a very simple derivation. (:

read geekologie
in 2012, be prepared for
cool dinosaur porn

Oh One (thrice) Oh (four)
Oh One One Oh Oh Leet LOL
Oh One (thrice) but twice.

AKA

01110000
01100101
01110111

http://www.roubaixinteractive.com/PlayGround/Binary_Conversion/Binary_To_Text.asp

These guys really suck
I have have balls of steel, So I
Couldn't give a f@*k

my morning routine
geekologie and a dew
less work more dino's

Breeding Dinosaurs
But Not Dinosaur Robots
Which Breed Disaster

What the hell is this
All new posters comment now
Sh*tty wallflowers

Blag, you give good swag.
I eat fish sticks in the nude.
Olympic curling.

Destroy the robots
before they kill everyone
and enslave us to

That last one was not meant to be a haiku, btw. It just kind of ended up that way.

I like dinosaurs
they are very beautiful
i want to date them

Please they are so cool
I will probably die soon
Make my dreams come true

Pew pew pew pew pew
take that you robot scum bag
I love star wars PEW

777 comments....niiiiice

Dinosaurs are cool
But only with some lazors
On their tiny heads

you, geekologie
writer is cuter than the
superficial one.

Ahem:

Snarky comments abound
"First!" just means you have no life
Blogging: a real job?

With monster and geeks
geekologie is the best
i want Buckyball for me!

The Robots Are Coming
Geekologie Has Been Warned
We Have Lasers Bitch

It is rather sad,
I read geekologie - not
for GW- Daisy.

This day is Monday
No update for me today
Oh, where is my luck?

Tuesday afternoon
I fear the worst - he is dead
Robots? Disney?

Wednesday today
Lost without my daily dose
I brick my windows

It is Thursday morn
Alas, canned fruit or bacon?
I fear I will starve

Friday, I am packed
Return to basement today
How could he do this?

Saturday; reserve
All lights and electronics
Weak, I power down

Sunday, what is this?
Geekologie lives! Huzzah!
All is good in life.

Yo, me so horny
me love bucky balls long time
bacon me as well

Log on for geek stuff
shit, robots will kill us all
end with a cock joke

magnetization
remind me of testicles
balls stick together

Study of awesome
Bacon, pew, robots? Grade: A
Doctorate in geek

He loves dinosaurs
Making love to them that is
Hippopotamus.

These haiku's are hard,
How many syllables in,
RAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR!

Firefox browser opens
Homepage is Geekologie
All is right in life

GW PEW's my life

Bacon eating contest now!!!

Dinosaurs kick a$$!!

I Want Bucky Balls
I Need Them For Chemistry
Studying Carbon

Great contest idea
Horrible execution
Writer cries like girl

Magnets will Impede
Metallic Robot Hearts,
Thwart Apocalypse.

Hear of the future:
PEW PEW, robo-sex, dinos
Three wolves shirt for all

WOW, all of these in just 12 hours time!
Good luck reading them all.

*ahem*

An Ode to Ye Savage

Fangs quiver with poise,
they unblinkingly surmise,
you are not worthy.

The poem is about a strong, virile Utah Raptor waking up at dawn and admiring himself only to realize that he is hungry. Upon finding a pitiful Hypsilophodon he surmises that the creature just would not due for his majestic visage. Therefore he tromps off in search of a more satisfying meal.

This site used to be cool.

FÜCK this place and your sellout ways.

Magnetic balls rule
coz mine wont stick to a fridge
Robots will kill you

The Superficial
Geek Got Zombified So I
Had To Watch His Stuff

i like penguins suit
grandmas house is freakin sweet
watch me shoot lazers

Hey guys!

You can stop posting now. 800+ posts is way too many. I've decided to keep the magnet toy for myself, so you can all go F yourselves.

I've sold out hard, and all you're going to see is advertising and product placement on this site from now on...

Love,
GW

Men want to be you.
Women want to be with you.
Oh, Geekologie.

Writer makes contest
Horrible Execution
Writer cries like girl

geekologie nice
robot killer on the loose
where is my bacon

but i needed those magnets :(

bet youre tired
reading these haiku
put balls in my hand

roll hundreds of balls
in my hands
paris hilton jealous

Blazes! Geek lovers!
Scientific curios,
Riding a T-rex.

Killer cupcake glee!
Lego animatronic
dissolvable pants.

I did two verses, for double-luck. Or it could just be cheating ;)

Geekologie has.
The greatest things ever known.
Canned bacon is win.

O' brave spelunker
Dredging depths of internets
Find me a lolcat

Slaughterbots! Run! Flee!
Why did we not heed his claims?
He spoke naught but truth.

"INNER TURMOIL"

I love dinosaurs
The robots will kill us all
Robot dinosaurs

Just Got PEW PEW PEWed!
Man she is so freakin hot!!!
Pew Pew all over

I feel sick sometimes,
Can't help but fap to robots.
Off to hell I go.

This contest is lame
But the rest of the site pwns
Give me the Buckys

Robots are coming!
The great Geek Writer has warned!
Rally the T-rex's!

sex sex sex sex sex
sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
sex sex sex sex sex

Of dangling fury...
twelve inches!?!
Oh Geekologie!

Severe geekyness
Prescription: Geekologie
I feel better now

people love free stuff
just look, 800 comments?
more free, more traffic!

damn. jus noticed the contest is still closed.
advice still sounds better when wrapped in haiku form though.

Bloggers of Awesome
Too few on the interweb
Kill all the Robots

That picture is wrong
You can tell by the shadows
Buckyballs are gay

so i heard people are messing up the haiku format.

five syllables first
then seven more, then five
haikus are so easy

...darn.

Buckyballs are sweet.
They remind me of something...
Right, Geekologie.

In crimson sunset
Hear angry steel hearts beating
Fear not! I AM GEEK.

Bacon, PEW and Technology
all this and more
on Geekologie!!!~~!

From magic Web
Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome
For my good pleasure

I'm a shy poet
Bravery will be needed
Please give me the balls

Great Prophecies
From Geekologie Writer
Kissing Robots /doom

The man called Bucky
Famous for Carbon sixty
But not for magnets

Geekologie Man
He hearts far out, crazy stuff
Sometimes with swear words

geekologie is
gonna kill all the robots
PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW

strange feeling in pants,
is it time for dino love?
aaaahhhhhh! a sex robot!

what a fuking waste
get your ass on back to work
poetry is dumb

Eternal question:
What is the nature of pew?
The pew is in you.

I will touch myself,
with your big brass bucky balls,
only if I win.

Constant Bacon drool
Dinosaur orgy indeed
geekologie pew

Surf the interweb
Apocalyptic robots
Ooooh something shiny

I think I just Spooged
Thinking of these rare earth balls
Wish I was a cloud

Dinosaur I love you,
Your safe from my pew pew pew.
Now Kill those robots!

Holy shit. Most comments in a post ever. I refuse to write a haiku, as I get GW's balls nightly anyway.

Buckyballs I Love
Just as much as my dear balls
Will you fondle them?

geekologie want
brand new bacon bikini
so bonerific

Dinosaurs are sweet.
Bacon is an awesome treat.
Fight those cold machines!

Geek, since the first day.
Dreaming of a girl to lay.
Dream, G. Writer, Dream.

This is my haiku
Unproductive Employee
I have to go poop

zomg GW writer
pwnz superficial writer
you show us awsumz.

NOOOOO! GW!!! 800 IS NOT TOO MANY!!
Let 900 be the cutoff!

Read Geekologie
Lots of technology fun
Very good writer

magnets make me scared
are there robot parts inside
evil parts of doom

Speaking of balls, Ladies?
@ ALL, I'm going to win
(read: give me them balls)

one: grab your magnets
bore them up your urethra
with your sounding rod

step two requires care
tesla coil, jacobs ladder
leyden jar array

hold wires in your hands
kick the switch and roar with might
raptors have no chance

Rookie of the Year,
Was a much better movie,
Than Little Big League.

Soon, Robot Armies
With Bacon Rations We Hide
Wage War, Dinosaurs!

Geekologie love
Geekologie owns the rest
Share the awesomeness

I hope you don't mind
I have entered more than once
I am sure to win:

He tried to warn us
The robotic hordes advance
Soon they will be here

Blogger Arrested
Dinosaur exhibit closed
Children scarred for life

i would like those balls

people could play with my balls

some people might laugh

Have half a brain?
Just give me the cold shoulder.
Zombie Singles Ad

good geek prose searching
browsing to find ponder-food
geekoligie found

Boooo ya!

Cosplay sluts and geeks
Robots and Dino fetish
A great site this is

it was dangerous
to go alone but i have
geekologie now

I am being blocked
Hiding my IP address
you'll never catch me

okay, now for my real entry

Robot Zombies suck
They want to eat our bacon
From my cold dead hands

Kickin it Old School
Just me and G W
Playin with our balls

I've got balls of steel
I'm all out of bubble gum
Blow it out your ass

if i dont get those

robots will destroy us all

pew pew dinosaur

From “AH! ROBOTS!” To
“ZOMG DINOSAUR SEX!”
Geekologie WINS!

(ZOMG being pronounced "zo-m-g")

magnets help my pain
i really need cheap healthcare
fidget fidget balls

Geekologie says
"Robots will kill all humans,"
Fear robot masters.

it burns when i pee
thanks to the g. w.
but the ointment helps

When I need the news,
Geekologie is alt+home,
Win posted daily.

Robots are evil
Geekologie will save us
From Beep Boop Bop Doom

I went to the past
It was a whole lot of fun
T-Rex reach around

Robots cannot trust
They will stab us in the back
pew pew pew pew pew pew pew

Anthropomorphic
Crispy sliced pig, pleading eyes
"Let's all love the Geek"

Oh Geekologie;
Why must you tempt me with things?
I have no money.

has a big penis
but an even bigger brain
geekologie man!

Slept with a dino
Put the PEW PEW in Zelda
Visit more often

As You May Think So
All Bucky Are Belong To Us
Are Me Win Bucky

Geek news and bacon
They all grab my attention
Procrastination

Hot girls read this blog
They find nerds really sexy.
Do you want to touch?

*Call me. ;)*

I've seen Bucky's balls
they are very soft and large
oh ON WISCONSIN!

Need a diversion
Too smart for most stupid things
Geekologie pwns

Dinosaurs are win
and bacon is good for you
but bots will bring DOOM.

i'm even going to try and win, just want to say a big fck you to all the lamers who come out and post just to win something.
check ips and don't let any first posters win, hell, fck that don't let anyone with less than 10 posts win.

I'll trade you some of
my magic unicorn juice
for your buckyballs.

deal?

Little balls are good
A lot of balls are better
Oh how I want them

Stuck in the middle

Incredible Movement-man

Need a spam filter.

Think of a Haiku
I'm supposed to be working
Browsing web all day

I'm the Duke of Nerd.
The crown Prince of all things Dork.
I, Geekologie

Because I am cheap
I am making a poem
watch out for robots

Here Dino Dino
Daddy has a prize for you
Dino Love for the win

Robots among us
Large hadron collider, no!
Please save the bacon

robots, kill us bad
geekologie is awesome
dinosaur lasers

477 is the best. It nails down how you all behave :D

My hands are alone
What is the meaning of life?
Now I play wth balls

All systems online
One Zero One One Zero
All humans must die

-Haikubot

Of what dreams are made
Dinosaurs in lingerie
Destroying robots

Free buckey balls? Sure.
Geekologie, day is made.
Contests? Sexy fine.

Hard to imagine,
a website I chanced upon,
I now browse daily.

I almost went and bought these yesterday but the S+H is extortionate, not to mention the none-too-light cost of the magnets themselves : /

I want your balls now
Did we just become best friends?
Was that too forward?

GEEKOLIGIEZ IST BIN GOOD
ME SUX GEEKOLOGIEZEZ BALLS
THEN HE LET ME PLAY IN DE ANTEDILUVIAN WAYZ

YOURS FOREVER
Princess Peach (save me)

Tell Simba I'm gone.
The heavenly balls are great.
Oh, the circle of life.

I CAN YELL A LOT
I'M USING MY SHIFT-LOCK KEY
THIS IS LOUD HAIKU

Gleaming buckyballs
shat by robot rabbit horde
look great on my fridge.

Unnerving Gadgets
Hysterical articles
My Favorite Geek Blog

wtf is going on...i didnt even think this many people read this site. good luck dotards!

Geekologie man
Works from home in underpants
And drinks heavily

GEEKOLOGIE DRINK
AWESOME DINOSAUR BACON
ROBOT PEW PEW BREAST

Baby Megaman
He can help me beat Gutsman
Now I'll have children

five seven five is what
a haiku must consists of
it's really not that hard

To pew pew or no?
These bacon flavored robots.
Their scent has claimed me.

PEW PEW it's robots!
Geekologie predicted
Get bacon and run.

Robots are coming,
The Apocolypse is near,
GW, our Paul Revere

Do you have the balls?
The ones that are magnetic
When your girlfriend calls

Don't get pathetic
Write poems on online walls
The price, let me get it.

The best haiku is:
Zelda, bacon, transformers,
Epic failures, KISS,

So titties and beer
Evil robot armies and
Dinosaurs are here!

In the comments are
Daisy's shadows always wrong
Photoshop, haha!

Cheers!
(if only one counts, take the last one and let the other only amuse somebody... if it does)

One hundred and eight
Castrated robots await
Please return their balls

obsolescent flesh
dinosaur commodore you
I'm now I'm robot

I Like Dinosaurs
I REALLY Like Dinosaurs
I Love Dinosaurs

Cold heartless robots
Never sleep, always hunting
killing man for fun

The Superficial,
and I Watch Stuff dot com suck!
Geekologie Rules!

To pew, or not to?
Not really a good question.
Of course you should pew.

Virgin blogger rides
On T-Rex with laser eyes
much like Jesus Christ.

Dinosaurs, Bacon,
I hate The Superficial -
All robots must die

Want Facebook attention
Geekologie links on wall
Comments everywhere

Like all metal balls
They are not to be swallowed
My girlfriend won't mind