Sep 22 2009Conceptual Oldschool Video Game Shirts

This is a picture of two conceptual video game shirts that Geekologie tipster Jessica sent me. Aaaaand that's all the information we have. Anybody seen these before? Are they being manufactured? Do YOU want to manufacture them? Because if you do I swear I won't tell the original designer or the Pac-Man and Tetris copyright owners. I just want that Pac-Man polo. You know, so I can rock it open all the way down to my belly button. Cause chicks dig outties, am I right? No? How about scars? Okay, what if I had a hairlip? Because I know people. With scissors.
Thanks to Jessica, who has taken a vow of toplessness until she procures these garments. THEY WILL NEVER EXIST!
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Reader Comments
1. naas - September 22, 2009 1:06 PM
not bad, not bad at all
2. Dalten - September 22, 2009 1:06 PM
aww, Pacman nomnom shirt, awesome!
3. LSDiesel - September 22, 2009 1:07 PM
Fisting firstards.
4. naas - September 22, 2009 1:08 PM
@3 I hate em
5. Blastphemer - September 22, 2009 1:17 PM
Just get it tattooed, that way you and Jess could both rock the designs AND be topless all de times.
6. birr crinton - September 22, 2009 1:23 PM
lame. we should have been over this whole old school video game thing about 10 years ago when Hot Topic raped the concept from every angle. move on you unoriginal muff divers. lol muff divers.
7. raythebaker - September 22, 2009 1:30 PM
i. want. the. pacman polo! nomnom NOM!
8. Mr. cow - September 22, 2009 1:32 PM
Moo
9. DarkDeathRay - September 22, 2009 1:36 PM
The Pac Man one is alright. But the Tetris one is all wrong - whenever you fill up the bottom lines they disappear, so the shirt keeps getting shorter and shorter, until the shirt vanishes all together.
10. Johnny B - September 22, 2009 1:39 PM
How about a shirt with Mrs. Pac Man?
I'm pretty sure that I'd much rather have a female eating white balls on my stomach & chest.
11. Johnny B - September 22, 2009 1:41 PM
I never realized (until I heard it on a game show) that every Tetris peice is made from 4 square units.
12. catch22 - September 22, 2009 1:53 PM
i like how the jacket will only open when the line fills in the rows
my GF would totally rock one of those pacman shirts
13. Blastphemer - September 22, 2009 1:59 PM
Really? Care to guess how many square units it would take to make the pieces for Pentris? How about Hextris? Heptris?
Any of this ringing any bells?
14. Blastphemer - September 22, 2009 2:03 PM
Now that I think about it a little bit...they probably wouldn't use "square" units for the incrementally larger versions.
I must now throw myself on my own fail sword. *ack*
15. Johnny B - September 22, 2009 2:12 PM
@13
I would say a game where the pieces are made of 5, 6 or 7 square units each.
16. Blastphemer - September 22, 2009 2:23 PM
Maybe they should just come out with a version that uses nothing but really really squishy circles...would make it WAY easier to fit everything together and i could finally make it past level 1.
17. Blastphemer - September 22, 2009 2:24 PM
Jell-O-tris FTW!!!1!
18. Ham Bone - September 22, 2009 2:43 PM
my mom knited me the exact same thing for christmas last year and i love it i wear it all the time ... on an unrelated note i'm on a dry spell since december 2008 ... your right 2002
19. Mr. pig - September 22, 2009 3:44 PM
Oink
20. Monketron - September 22, 2009 6:55 PM
I WANT THEM BOTH!!!!!!!
21. AmberErin - September 22, 2009 8:55 PM
@Jess ... I could get these brought to life easy!!! My family owns a screen print supply shop & I work there. If I had the graphic it would take minutes to print. Hit me up ambereriin@gmail.com
22. Amy - September 22, 2009 11:21 PM
DO WANT
23. Jaded Icon - September 23, 2009 7:24 AM
I guess they're alright. I probably wouldn't own one though.
@ 10
Now THAT is a good concept.
24. Geekogee - September 23, 2009 9:50 AM
Must See!!!
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25. Rosa - September 28, 2009 2:46 PM
I think the word is HARELIP?
Maybe it's because english isn't my first language, but when I read hairlip I think of a mustache.